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ALE515
Junior Executive Joined: 22 Mar 2013 Location: Sunshine State Status: Offline Points: 592 |
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Posted: 11 Nov 2017 at 1:41am |
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Here's an idea! How about you drive normally and you won't get pulled over regardless of a phone app telling you the police are ahead.
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flychinook
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Ugh this one really grinds my gears.
1. Getting pulled for speeding is not the phone's fault. 2. "It's so hard to tell out here". No, it isn't your speedometer looks the same in the desert as it does in the city. Also, cruise control. 3. "Slowly, like your network". Well bitch, nobody's keeping you from getting your own phone plan. 4. These types of apps work when other users report the cops being there. So unless the cop is staying in the same place for hours at a time, it wouldn't even work on that desolate road. 5. Oh funny it said cop two miles ahead after they already passed that point! Except... that's not how GPS based apps work. It's not a video that's going to freeze and buffer.
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DarkRealmStar
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^ Good points, all 5!
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Thor
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Unnecessary here in NJ. The roads are usually so congested, you're lucky to even reach the speed limit.
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Jimbo
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Plus, NJ cops are always too busy either hanging out in donut shops having free coffee and donuts or out collecting bribes to be patrolling the roads and writing tickets anyway.
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Donathan
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Funny you should mention the thing about cops writing tickets. Just yesterday a cop told a jaywalker,"You will be getting a ticket for jaywalking. " I had HEARD from third party people that cops give jaywalkers tickets but I have never heard it firsthand until yesterday. |
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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ALE515
Junior Executive Joined: 22 Mar 2013 Location: Sunshine State Status: Offline Points: 592 |
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Yes. This sums it all up perfectly!
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