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    Posted: 07 Nov 2017 at 11:46am
How About A "Surprising" Advertisement For Geico With 2004 Olympic Gold Medal Winning Gymnast Carly Patterson Being The Main Star Of It?

What I Have In Mind Is For Carly Patterson To Put On Either The Exact Same Red Long Sleeved Gymastics Leotard That She Wore On August 19,2004,When She Won Her Olympic Gold Medal,A Red Short Sleeved Gymastics Leotard Or A Red Sleeveless Tank Type Gymastics Leotard,With Nothing Either Over Or Under 1 Of Those Leotards & I Would Like All Of Her Finger Nails & Toe Nails To Be Painted Red.

What I Would Like To See Happening Is Carly Patterson Doing A Gymnastic Move All The Way Into A Big Swimming Pool,While Wearing 1 Of Those Red Leotards.

I Don't Want Any Sort Of Fence To Surround That Swimming Pool.

At The Beginning Of The Advertisement,I Would Like To Get A Front View,A Right Front View,A Right Side View,A Right Rear View & A Rear View Of Carly Patterson,Before She Does Her Routine All The Way Into The Pool.

I Would Like Her To Do The Routine On A Long Mat All The Way Into The Pool.

The Ideas That I Have For The Advertisement Regarding Carly Patterson Are That Either She Runs & Does Some Backflips & Then Flips In The Air & Then Lands In The Pool Or She Runs Onto The Vault & Then Flips In The Air & Then Lands In The Pool.

After She Lands In The Pool & Then Her Face Peeks Out Of The Water,She Looks At The Judges & They Give Her A Perfect 10 & Then After That,She Goes For A Nice Swim In Whichever Leotard She Is Wearing & Then The Announcer Guy Says Something Like "A Gymnast Swimming?" & Then He Says "Surprising." & Then He Tells Us What's Not Surprising,Causing The Camera To Temporarily Turn Away From Carly Patterson Swimming In 1 Of Those Leotards & Then It Turns Right Back To Her Swimming In 1 Of Those Leotards.

Who Can I Contact About The Idea For This Advertisement For Geico?

How Can I Contact Them About The Idea For This Advertisement For Geico?
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Someone has the hots for Carly Patterson.
 
 
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

[URL=https://www.geico.com/about/corporate/]https://www.geico.com/about/corporate/[/URL]
Hey Wait A Minute,What Do I Need To Click On To Contact Them?

How Much Do You Like The Idea For That "Surprising" Advertisement For Geico?
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Originally posted by johnsonjack87 johnsonjack87 wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

https://www.geico.com/about/corporate/
Hey Wait A Minute,What Do I Need To Click On To Contact Them?

 
How 'bout under that thing near the top of the page that says Contact Us in letters about that big and that color?
 
 
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Originally posted by johnsonjack87 johnsonjack87 wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

https://www.geico.com/about/corporate/


Hey Wait A Minute,What Do I Need To Click On To Contact Them?

How Much Do You Like The Idea For That "Surprising" Advertisement For Geico?


If you really want to get their attention and solicit your ideas to them, you should find out the physical address of their corporate headquarters and actually travel there.

Don't even bother making an appointment.

Just go barging into their office, loudly shouting about why you're there while wildly waving around your ideas/manifesto rolled up inside individual cardboard tubes taped together.

Make sure to have strings (they'll probably look like wires but don't worry about it) sticking out of the ends, attached to a small clock so you'll know what time it is.



I can almost guarantee that we'll soon be seeing your commercial on TV.

And if not that, we'll at least be seeing YOU on the evening news.
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LOLLOL

Geico needs more sharp minds in their marketing department, don't forget the clock so you'll know what time it is. 
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Sorry, if find very hard to concentrate in reading when every first letter in the sentence is capitalized. Very distracting.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by johnsonjack87 johnsonjack87 wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

[URL=https://www.geico.com/about/corporate/]https://www.geico.com/about/corporate/[/URL]


Hey Wait A Minute,What Do I Need To Click On To Contact Them?

How Much Do You Like The Idea For That "Surprising" Advertisement For Geico?


If you really want to get their attention and solicit your ideas to them, you should find out the physical address of their corporate headquarters and actually travel there.

Don't even bother making an appointment.

Just go barging into their office, loudly shouting about why you're there while wildly waving around your ideas/manifesto rolled up inside individual cardboard tubes taped together.

Make sure to have strings (they'll probably look like wires but don't worry about it) sticking out of the ends, attached to a small clock so you'll know what time it is.

[IMG]smileys/thumbsup.gif" align="middle[/IMG]

I can almost guarantee that we'll soon be seeing your commercial on TV.

And if not that, we'll at least be seeing YOU on the evening news.
Where Can I Send Them A Letter About The Idea For That Commercial?
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^LOL

You is one crazy dude!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

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You is one crazy dude!
How Much Sense Would It Make For Them To Include A Stunt Double For Carly Patterson?
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[DIV][/DIV]Someone has the hots for Carly Patterson.[DIV] [/DIV][DIV] [/DIV]
What Do You Mean By The Hots For Carly Patterson?
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Originally posted by johnsonjack87 johnsonjack87 wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Someone has the hots for Carly Patterson.
 
 
What Do You Mean By The Hots For Carly Patterson?


the hots, Slang. intense sexual desire or attraction
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Originally posted by johnsonjack87 johnsonjack87 wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Someone has the hots for Carly Patterson.


What Do You Mean By The Hots For Carly Patterson?


What do you mean by "What Do You Mean By The Hots For Carly Patterson?" ?

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Damn, I was hoping he was talking about an old funny GEICO ad from the 90s. I'm an expert on that subject!
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How he achieved "Junior Executive" status by doing what amounts to spamming the forums is beyond me.

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Although I Didn't Include This Idea In This Letter That I Plan On Mailing To GEICO,Regarding This Idea For A Potential New Commercial For GEICO,How Possible Is It That GEICO Might Consider This Other Idea For 2004 Olympic Gold Medal Winning Gymnast Carly Patterson?

This Other Idea Would Be That It Would Start With Her Standing 16 Footsteps Away From 1 End Of A Balance Beam,While The Other End Directly Faces The Swimming Pool & We Get A Front View,A Right Front View,A Right Side View,A Right Rear View & A Rear View Of Her While She Is Wearing Either The Exact Same Red Long Sleeved Gymastics Leotard That She Wore On August 19,2004,When She Won Her Olympic Gold Medal,A Red Short Sleeved Gymastics Leotard Or A Red Sleeveless Tank Type Gymastics Leotard,With Nothing Either Over Or Under 1 Of Those Leotards & Also While All Of Her Finger Nails & Toe Nails Are Painted Red.

She Would Then Walk Up To The End Of The Balance Beam That Is Facing Away From The Pool & Then She Would Climb Onto That End Of The Balance Beam & Then She Would Start Walking Directly Over To The Other End Of The Balance Beam,Starting With Placing Her Right Foot In Front Of Her Left Foot & Then When She Finally Makes Her Way To The Other End Of The Balance Beam,She Uses Her Feet To Push Herself Off Of That End Of The Balance Beam To Dive Face First Into The Pool & Then After She Lands In The Pool & Then Her Face Peeks Out Of The Water,She Looks At The Judges & They Give Her A Perfect 10 & Then After That,She Goes For A Nice Swim In Whichever Leotard That She Is Wearing.
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Originally posted by OperatorStandingBy OperatorStandingBy wrote:

How he achieved "Junior Executive" status by doing what amounts to spamming the forums is beyond me.

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That is based only on his number of posts. There is no filter for that kind of crap.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by OperatorStandingBy OperatorStandingBy wrote:

How he achieved "Junior Executive" status by doing what amounts to spamming the forums is beyond me.

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That is based only on his number of posts. There is no filter for that kind of crap.
 
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How Would It Sound To You If A "Surprising" Advertisement For Geico,With 2004 Olympic Gold Medal Winning Gymnast Carly Patterson Being The Main Star Of It,Went Something Like This?

What I Have In Mind Is For Carly Patterson To Put On Either The Exact Same Red Long Sleeved Gymastics Leotard That She Wore On August 19,2004,When She Won Her Olympic Gold Medal,A Red Short Sleeved Gymastics Leotard Or A Red Sleeveless Tank Type Gymastics Leotard,With Nothing Either Over Or Under 1 Of Those Leotards & I Would Like All Of Her Finger Nails & Toe Nails To Be Painted Red.

What I Would Like To See Happening Is Carly Patterson Walking All The Way Across A Balance Beam & Then Diving Off Of It & Into A Big Swimming Pool,While She Is Wearing 1 Of Those Red Leotards & Also While All Of Her Finger Nails & Toe Nails Are Painted Red.

At The Beginning Of The Commercial,I Would Like The Viewers To Get A Front View,A Right Front View,A Right Side View,A Right Rear View & A Rear View Of Carly Patterson,While She Stands 16 Footsteps Away From 1 End Of The Balance Beam,While The Other End Of The Balance Beam Directly Faces The Swimming Pool,Before She Walks Over To The Balance Beam,Climbs Onto It,Walks All The Way Across It & Then Dives Off Of It & Into The Pool.

If They Film The Commercial Outdoors,Then I Would Like Them To Give Her Something Long That She Can Stand & Walk On,Like Maybe A Long Mat That She Can Stand & Walk On,So That Her Feet Don't Get Dirty When She Walks Over To The Balance Beam.

The Idea That I Have For The Commercial Regarding Carly Patterson Is That It Would Start With Us Getting A Front View,A Right Front View,A Right Side View,A Right Rear View & A Rear View Of Her,While She Stands 16 Footsteps Away From 1 End Of The Balance Beam,While The Other End Directly Faces The Swimming Pool & Then She Would Walk Up To The End Of The Balance Beam That Is Facing Away From The Pool & Then She Would Climb Onto That End Of The Balance Beam & Then She Would Start Walking Directly Over To The Other End Of The Balance Beam,Starting With Placing Her Right Foot In Front Of Her Left Foot & Then When She Finally Makes Her Way To The Other End Of The Balance Beam,She Uses Her Feet To Push Herself Off Of That End Of The Balance Beam To Dive Face First Into The Pool.

After She Dives Face First Into The Pool & Then Her Face Peeks Out Of The Water,She Looks At The Judges & They Give Her A Perfect 10 & Then After That,She Raises Her Arms In Celebration & Then Goes For A Nice Swim In Whichever Leotard That She Is Wearing & Then The Announcer Guy Says Something Like "A Gymnast Swimming?" & Then He Says "Surprising." & Then He Tells Us What's Not Surprising,Causing The Camera To,At Least,Temporarily Turn Away From Carly Patterson Swimming,In 1 Of Those Red Leotards & Then It Turns Right Back To Her Swimming,In 1 Of Those Red Leotards.

What They Could Tell Carly Patterson Is That She Would Only Be Doing This For A "Surprising" Geico Commercial & I Am Completely Sure That She Will Agree To Do It,Without The Need For A Stunt Double To Get Involved.

Who Can I Contact About The Idea For This Advertisement For Geico?

How Can I Contact Them About The Idea For This Advertisement For Geico?
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Ahhhh, the truth finally comes out!!!
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