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Kelly H
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I hope this hasn't been posted yet, I did look but didn't see it, so here goes. This commercial is just so typical of today's millennial advertising. Here we have the happy quintessential family unit: Dad, Mom, Daughter, and their family fur-baby Daschound. It's family funtime in the front yard as Dad throws the lovable fur-baby his frisbee, and Mom and Daughter look on in joy. But uh-oh, something's not right, the fur-baby is looking very sad. Dad to the rescue! With his bionic arm, he sends that frisbee half way across town (maybe the Niners should sign him). Happy family drop everything to chase said frisbee, not caring if they mow down a man walking his great dane in the crosswalk, along the way. Daschound barks: "Get out of the way ash-hole." in it's tiny one woof bark at the dog 40 sizes bigger than it. They quickly race the frisbee to some sort of outdoor event, driving their crappy Rogue straight past the event security and into the stadium. Little dog jumps out and Mom cleverly kicks the hatchback to allow her fur-baby the height he needs to catch the frisbee in front of a crowd of onlookers who are probably thinking wtf? Now, on a personal level, I know daschounds, two of my friends have one each, and my aunt used to have one. They are viscous! They would rather rip your arm off at the shoulder than be made to catch a frisbee! I just bet that little evil dog was waiting for a chance to bite one of the actors. It probably sized up the kid as the softest target first. Then it would take out Mommy-Dearest. And lastly, dear old Dad, if he hasn't already high-tailed out of the bloody massacre that would ensue. Here's the clip:
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Jimbo
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That is a truly stupid commercial.
I liked this "New Tricks" much better.... |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Ad nauseous
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NO MORE JOURNEY! I've had it up to the top of my skull with Journey songs. STOP PLAYING THEM, I've HAD IT, seriously!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Jimbo
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I didn't even notice that until I went back and listened to it again. I won't stop believin'. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Kelly H
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oh yeah, I'm sick of that dumb Journey song as well, and it's the only Journey song that ever gets played, even though they had several hits off that album.... thanks to the tv show "Glee." Well, it could be worse, they could be playing REO Speedwagon.
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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tikibagger
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heres a query..why is it white women love Love LOVE: Journey Crap country music? |
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Jimbo
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I don't know. But Beavis and Butthead obviously weren't Journey fans... |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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Jimbo
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Anduril
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Yep. Unless you're throwing that Frisbee down a gopher hole, forget it. But do not let those little short legs fool you. They can easily outrun you.
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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I always seem to focus on this technology in these car ads, geared towards the distracted a-holes fiddling with phones, while the pedestrian is staring at HIS phone - or in this case, speeding through downtown L.A. chasing a frisbee.
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Kelly H
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Well that's a bit presumptious, I'm a white woman, and I can't stand Journey. That's like assuming all black guys like hip hop and rap. |
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Jimbo
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Whereas I'm a middle aged white male and I don't hate them. Go figure. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Ad nauseous
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I hate hearing them because they're way overplayed, so there.
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aka ron
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They had a few decent songs, it was a sucky time for pop music.
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Not only that, see that orange hand? That means "DON'T WALK" that means the guy is crossing AGAINST the light! That idiot couldn't wait to cross the road with his dog, almost causing an accident! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Jimbo
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The idiot had his stupid face buried in his dumbphone like about 90% of the rest of the idiots wandering around loose these days, so he wasn't paying attention to the traffic or the safety of himself or his dog.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Never hated this song, other Journey tunes were ok. BUT...their videos were downright corny! Especially this one, it's so bad, it's becomes comical, it may even be more comical with the volume on mute. |
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Jimbo
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I posted this in another thread recently. You should enjoy it... |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Ad nauseous
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It's hard to take music seriously when you have a synthesizer on a wall!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Never understand how Nissan’s marketing gimmick is unrealistic scenarios (driving on a train) or flat out dangerously illegal driving. Who actually sits there as a consumer and thinks this is good? They must have had market research several years ago that told them they were perceived as boring. Hence “innovation that excites” and loads of crappy driving.
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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The Nissan ads with the overused Star Wars theme is driving me up the wall.
Morons driving on highways, daydreaming about tie fighters and X Wings blowing crap up...suddenly the anti brake kicks in right before hitting a real broken down tractor trailer. Moron comes back to reality. Passenger: "It stopped for you." IDIOTS! |
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