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    Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 1:30am
I can't stand this chick and her ugly ass pixie crew cut mess.

I also can't stand the song sung by someone who is whispering.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote CapeCat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 6:19am
She never blinks!   She just...stares at you with that smug smirk and dead-fish eyes, as she steals a hat and prances down the street (try doing that in real-life, and see what really happens!)
  So hip, so cool, so utterly chic, or so she is supposed to appear.  IMHO, it's all so dull and it's all been done before, so if they are trying to sell "unique and stylish", it's not impressing me.Sleepy
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reminds me Twiggy. I like that body type. I think she's kinda hot.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 11:55am
Twiggy? I don't agree. I don't like the short hair but she has some meat on her bones and her body looks good enough to eat.





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What a handsome woman!
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I think Twiggy is better looking than this chic! I love that the comments on the website ask if this chic is mentally ill LOL
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Some super short haircuts on women make them look like guys. That's ok if it makes them look like a good looking guy. This haircut makes this girl look like an ugly guy.

I actually like short "bob" hair styles on women, but within bounds of reason. When it starts leaning toward that "military boot camp", crew cut look, it's gone too far.

Couple that with this gal's persona, and she is just hugely annoying.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DarkRealmStar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 4:10pm
I've seen this commercial on TV (or should I say I was assaulted with this commercial whilst watching a program) and was annoyed as well.  That singing (and the lip synching) is irritating, I don't like this breathy singing trend.  Not a fan of that short hair.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 6:04pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Some super short haircuts on women make them look like guys. That's ok if it makes them look like a good looking guy. This haircut makes this girl look like an ugly guy.

I actually like short "bob" hair styles on women, but within bounds of reason. When it starts leaning toward that "military boot camp", crew cut look, it's gone too far.

Couple that with this gal's persona, and she is just hugely annoying.
Her name may not be 'Deloris' but, her boobies ARE spectacular. Tongue


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 9:23pm
Jazz singer Julie Driscoll did that hairdo justice.  The chick in the commercial just looks dowdy or hipster-y or something.  Nice body, though.
 
 
 
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I'm so glad this horrible ad was included here. That whispering "singing" is definitely mute-worthy!
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Just saw this ad and all I could think of was Mia Farrow in "Rosemary's Baby".  She comes through the door and hubby guy looks at her super short cut.  "I've been to Vidal Sassoon!"  Guy Woodhouse:  "Don't tell me you PAID for that !"    
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That chick definitely didn't pay for that haircut. Looks like something she did herself!
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^^ClapLOL I am afraid that she - or somebody  - DID pay for that haircut.  She should  be annoyed with the "stylist"....She looks like a hamster, for God's sake.  I expect her to jump into a Kia Soul and drive away.   
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is this song from the 90s? its trip hop..Apple? wtf?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Oct 2017 at 4:18pm
I'm too busy looking at that georgeous green 1971-1972 Plymouth Roadrunner/Sattelite in the background! That is a beautiful car!
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She's just a Cosmo, edgy hipster girl. See the backdrop of some gentrified urban city?

Apple, did I guess right? I'm sure I did...you pretty much shoved it down our throats.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Oct 2017 at 12:16am
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Some super short haircuts on women make them look like guys. That's ok if it makes them look like a good looking guy. This haircut makes this girl look like an ugly guy.

I actually like short "bob" hair styles on women, but within bounds of reason. When it starts leaning toward that "military boot camp", crew cut look, it's gone too far.

Couple that with this gal's persona, and she is just hugely annoying.
Her name may not be 'Deloris' but, her boobies ARE spectacular.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Oct 2017 at 12:18am
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Some super short haircuts on women make them look like guys. That's ok if it makes them look like a good looking guy. This haircut makes this girl look like an ugly guy.

I actually like short "bob" hair styles on women, but within bounds of reason. When it starts leaning toward that "military boot camp", crew cut look, it's gone too far.

Couple that with this gal's persona, and she is just hugely annoying.
Her name may not be 'Deloris' but, her boobies ARE spectacular. Tongue


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ALE515 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Oct 2017 at 1:08am
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Some super short haircuts on women make them look like guys. That's ok if it makes them look like a good looking guy. This haircut makes this girl look like an ugly guy.

I actually like short "bob" hair styles on women, but within bounds of reason. When it starts leaning toward that "military boot camp", crew cut look, it's gone too far.

Couple that with this gal's persona, and she is just hugely annoying.
Her name may not be 'Deloris' but, her boobies ARE spectacular. Tongue


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Actually, I don't mind the music at all - I like it! Not so 'whispering' as 'airy'. Then again, I like 'piano bars'. I also find short hair very sexy on the right woman and a basic character trait of people who live cleaner, healthy lifestyles .
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Meh. She's icky. Thumbs Down


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Until they actually FIX the portrait lightning mode in this iPhone, they shouldn't be promoting it. It is in Beta, it's not perfect by any means. Might work with toothpick buzzcut singer/model/whatever in this commercial. For those with longer hair, the dark outlining becomes a mess, starts to look like a bad photoshop edit. - Like this dog.

Again, Apple failed with this new IOS11, it has turned 2, 3 year old devices into painfully sluggish phones, even iPads, it's buggy and it sucks the battery dry! They won't worry about this though..instead the next update Apple will give users 100+ new emojis most will never use! SMH!





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Not that there's anything wrong with it but it's typical Apple. She'd be cute if she had a girl's hairdo like a bob. She's sort of Lesbian Chic. The young Ellen De Generous look. Remember, Apple's core target group; hipster millennials with $$$, very left in politics, NYC, LA, Boston, SF, Austin, TX/Denver, very politically correct, socialist/globalist. etc.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DarkRealmStar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Oct 2017 at 4:45am
Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Not that there's anything wrong with it but it's typical Apple. She'd be cute if she had a girl's hairdo like a bob. She's sort of Lesbian Chic. The young Ellen De Generous look. Remember, Apple's core target group; hipster millennials with $$$, very left in politics, NYC, LA, Boston, SF, Austin, TX/Denver, very politically correct, socialist/globalist. etc.
Definitely not the patriotic crowd.  Or people who want to fight terrorism.
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