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PaWolf
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Cox has been playing this commercial for...oh...at LEAST a year.
My largest concern is their 'pitch woman' who never says a word but has a smile to die for. I'm actually scared she may show up in another commercial and actually SPEAK! I seriously am concerned about how I will react...will I not react? will I have a seizure? will I be so confused that I won't know whether to sh*t or go blind? What does she SOUND like? Is her mouth frozen with that smile? Did her teeth grow together? Is she still studying English? I mean...I'm SCARED, doncha know! Bein' from the Great White North, I have reason... |
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I didn't learn what I could do with Cox until I was a sophomore in college.
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PaWolf
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...are you gentle and tell your intended that you're not Canadian?
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No but he was gentle and told me he wasn't a hockey player. But indeed, he was. Truth !
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OH NO YOU DI-IN'T!!!! Oooooohhhhh girruh fren!!!! |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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yes. |
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Hold old were you when you were a sophomore in college though? If you were a child genius and graduated HS early, or even dropped out, took a GED and a college acceptance exam and were in college young, you could be misleading us with your late blooming loss of virtue.
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Wow!!
I laughed so hard while reading this thread...I fell off my chair and broke my coccyx! |
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PaWolf
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I bet you didn't know that lucky Canadian men are protected by their beavers they take with them everywhere. I mean it - provide that furry friend food & shelter and the loyal little devil will keep you company until the end of its days. As a matter of fact, *I'm* in the market for new beaver looking for a man.
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OMG and LOL! |
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I interpreted the "Cox" comment the same way you did, but now I'm thinking maybe Cox was the guy's name. If so, and she didn't realize what it sounds like, that makes it even funnier!!! |
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Maybe the "Underdog" thing is kind of a roundabout way of saying he's a dawg who likes it "girl on top"...
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PaWolf
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No no no...girl on top = 'spinner'.
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"Spinner" chair. Minus cushion, of course. |
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No no no... girl=dog dog run under coffee table |
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Maybe it's my bloomers ! They told me not to wear them !
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I was gonna make a joke about your bloomers too, but I couldn't think of one, then I got busy feeding the cats and making my dinner etc, etc. Anyway... Hey DRS... why are you talking about Ginny D's bloomers???? |
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Yeah...keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers ! You pull that crap with Annette ??!
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Annette???
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee from "GREASE" Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee Lousy with virginity Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed I can't; I'm Sandra Dee Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day I was not brought up that way Won't come across, Even Rock Hudson lost His heart to Doris Day I don't drink (no) Or swear (no) I don't rat my hair (eew) I get ill from one cigarette (cough, cough, cough) Keep your filthy paws Off my silky draws Would you pull that cr*p with Annette? As for you Troy Donahue, I know what you wanna do You got your crust I'm no object of lust I'm just plain Sandra Dee Elvis, Elvis, let me be! Keep that pelvis far from me! Just keep your cool Now your starting to drool Hey Fongool, I'm Sandra Dee!
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Color me impressed!!!! |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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