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    Posted: 12 Aug 2017 at 11:00pm
ConfusedCox has been playing this commercial for...oh...at LEAST a year.
My largest concern is their 'pitch woman' who never says a word but has a smile to die for. I'm actually scared she may show up in another commercial and actually SPEAK! I seriously am concerned about how I will react...will I not react? will I have a seizure? will I be so confused that I won't know whether to sh*t or go blind? What does she SOUND like? Is her mouth frozen with that smile? Did her teeth grow together? Is she still studying English?
 
ShockedI mean...I'm SCARED, doncha know! Bein' from the Great White North, I have reason...
 
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I didn't learn what I could do with Cox until I was a sophomore in college.  EmbarrassedLOL

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EmbarrassedConfused...are you gentle and tell your intended that you're not Canadian?
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No but  he was gentle and told me he wasn't a hockey player.  But indeed, he was.  Wink  Truth !  LOL

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Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

No but  he was gentle and told me he wasn't a hockey player.  But indeed, he was.  Wink  Truth !  LOL
Did he have all his teeth?  LOL
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Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

I didn't learn what I could do with Cox until I was a sophomore in college.  EmbarrassedLOL


OH NO YOU DI-IN'T!!!!

Oooooohhhhh girruh fren!!!!
...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

No but  he was gentle and told me he wasn't a hockey player.  But indeed, he was.  Wink  Truth !  LOL
Did he have all his teeth?  LOL

yes.  EmbarrassedThumbs Up


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Thumbs Up  LOL  Hold old were you when you were a sophomore in college though?  If you were a child genius and graduated HS early, or even dropped out, took a GED and a college acceptance exam and were in college young, you could be misleading us with your late blooming loss of virtue.  Shocked
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Wow!!  LOLLOLLOL

I laughed so hard while reading this thread...I fell off my chair and broke my coccyx!
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Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

No but  he was gentle and told me he wasn't a hockey player.  But indeed, he was.  Wink  Truth !  LOL
I bet you didn't know that lucky Canadian men are protected by their beavers they take with them everywhere. I mean it - provide that furry friend food & shelter and the loyal little devil will keep you company until the end of its days.
As a matter of fact, *I'm* in the market for new beaver looking for a man.WinkBig smile
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Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

I didn't learn what I could do with Cox until I was a sophomore in college.  EmbarrassedLOL
 
OMG and LOL!
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

I didn't learn what I could do with Cox until I was a sophomore in college.  EmbarrassedLOL


OMG and LOL!


I interpreted the "Cox" comment the same way you did, but now I'm thinking maybe Cox was the guy's name.

If so, and she didn't realize what it sounds like, that makes it even funnier!!!

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Perhaps it was this guy?
 
 
 
I wonder if that's what he said when he came a-knockin' at Virginia's dorm room door.
 
 
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Maybe the "Underdog" thing is kind of a roundabout way of saying he's a dawg who likes it "girl on top"...
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No no no...girl on top = 'spinner'.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

No no no...girl on top = 'spinner'.


"Spinner" chair.



Minus cushion, of course.

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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

No no no...girl on top = 'spinner'.
 
No no no... 
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Thumbs Up  LOL  Hold old were you when you were a sophomore in college though?  

47.   LOL

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Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Thumbs Up  LOL  Hold old were you when you were a sophomore in college though?  

47.   LOL
Late bloomer!  LOL
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Thumbs Up  LOL  Hold old were you when you were a sophomore in college though?  

47.   LOL
Late bloomer!  LOL

Maybe it's my bloomers !   They told me not to wear them !   Cry

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Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:

Maybe it's my bloomers !   They told me not to wear them !   Cry


I was gonna make a joke about your bloomers too, but I couldn't think of one, then I got busy feeding the cats and making my dinner etc, etc.

Anyway... Hey DRS... why are you talking about Ginny D's bloomers????

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Yeah...keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers !  You pull that crap with Annette ??!   Tongue

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Annette???
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Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee from "GREASE"

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed
I can't; I'm Sandra Dee
Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across,
Even Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day
I don't drink (no)
Or swear (no)
I don't rat my hair (eew)
I get ill from one cigarette
(cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky draws
Would you pull that cr*p with Annette?
As for you Troy Donahue,
I know what you wanna do
You got your crust
I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain Sandra Dee
Elvis, Elvis, let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool
Now your starting to drool
Hey Fongool, I'm Sandra Dee!

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Originally posted by Virginia Dare Virginia Dare wrote:



Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee from "GREASE"

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed
I can't; I'm Sandra Dee
Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across,
Even Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day
I don't drink (no)
Or swear (no)
I don't rat my hair (eew)
I get ill from one cigarette
(cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky draws
Would you pull that cr*p with Annette?
As for you Troy Donahue,
I know what you wanna do
You got your crust
I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain Sandra Dee
Elvis, Elvis, let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool
Now your starting to drool
Hey Fongool, I'm Sandra Dee!



Color me impressed!!!!



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