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sharonite
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Sorry Siegfried and Roy...this sh*t just looks gross.
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Jimbo
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Waaayyyy overpriced too, I'll bet.
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PaWolf
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Those look like overkill
I like Tim Hortons' flat Maple pastries...heated with melted butter, no bacon, and a large 'triple triple'
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Beacon!? Are ya kidding me? Bacon on top of a donut? What are we? Three?
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Anduril
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No, that would be ketchup. Anyway, you know what I see when I see bacon and maple pastries? |
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PaWolf
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maple bacon ketchup sounds like a 'failed miserably'-product from Heinz that one would find on the discount/discontinued shelf at Food Lion.
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I call IHOP a different name. It is: IHOPe I don't get diabetes.
The truth is a I can't stand that cloying simple-carbohydrate garbage. Last time I ate there, I felt like I had to wash my mouth out with a pressure washer to get rid of that gross aftertaste. I felt like I spent the night sucking on a syrup bottle. |
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msmadz
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I find it amusing everyone is bashing the food - and by all
means, yes - but not a single word about the two Gumby faced morons swilling that garbage. Eyebrow dancing? Good Lord. |
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Good point!!!! I'd like to "eyebrow dance" on their eyebrows with a pair of football cleats!!! |
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Why Maddy, WHY?! I tend to 'profile' things and people....(and yes, the BAU keeps making me offers I can resist): The customers you see in the commercial are precisely the types of LittleLardLovers you should expect to see there. ...and be NICE to an ol'mule - he's getting 'long in the tooth', doncha know - don't 'take him out for a drag' (same thing you do with a wolf that has no legs) he LIKES you, but he gets cranky with others and might hurt someone....
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DarkRealmStar
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To me it's obvious IHOP is just pandering to the gay community. (Not that there's anything wrong with it.)
Next up: The requisite family outing, featuring a multi-racial family. Or maybe a black mom with all white kids, a blonde, brunette and a redhead?
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I didn't pick up on the gay thing, so I had to go back and rewatch. Still not sure. Maybe I need to take my gaydar into the shop for servicing (no, not that kind of "servicing"). I will say that a couple of the looks they give each other while their eyebrows are doing the horizontal bop, seem to imply a sort of "intimate familiarity" with one another... hard to say.
It's about time for a black mom with white kids, as the standard pander is the opposite, white mom with black kids. Maybe a black mom and Mexican dad with white and Asian kids? |
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I make my own Grand Slam whoops! wrong chain restaurant
In all serious the only things I've ate at International House of Pancakes is eggs, sausages, hash browns, and pancakes and orange juice, that's it! |
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I can barely remember the last time I ate at IHOP much less what I had, but I'm pretty sure there were pancakes involved.
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That's not eyebrow-dancing. That's Morse Code for "save one of these for Hide & Seek later tonight". |
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Actually, I think for that they go to Dunkin and load up on Bavarian Creams. |
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MERIKA...loading its Merkins up with fatty tissue in FUN and NOVEL WAYS
So do they egg batter a DONUT..fry it in BUTTER..and put sugary nuts and whipped cream atop this monstrosity? CRIKEY |
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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WTF!??! I dont know, these look extremely unappetizing! Yes it is TOO much, jesus just give me a traditional breakfast, pancakes, Eggs, bacon all separate...maybe a toasted Bagel on the side and that works perfectly! It's like iHope has some mad scientist working on breakfast concoctions.
With that said, being form Philly...I wonder if Krispy Kreme would be interested in my Scrapple filled with gooey maple syrup flavored cream inside a warm donut? (Maybe not...bad idea. Now excuse me while I go throw up ) |
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msmadz
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I'm totally missing the gay angle.. I thought these two were twin brothers! It's one thing to find a partner, but to both be able to do that creepy eyebrow thing? How the hell do you even approach that? SWM seeking SWM,non-smoker, loves IHOP and can make my eyebrow, along with some other things, waggle. |
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DarkRealmStar
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I figured they were gay because who else is going to do that eyebrow waggling to each other?
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Thor
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That "donut" looks horrible.
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Jimbo
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That's actually a known "gay thing". One of the ways they identify each other in public. Kind of like dogs sniffing each other's butts. |
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Thor
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They'll be doing that after their breakfast at IHOP. There's probably also a joke in there about donuts and eating donut holes, but I'm exhausted from work and can't come up with it at the moment. |
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I did one earlier about "Bavarian cream". Donut holes would take a lot of work to get to. |
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