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crash1984
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Posted: 17 Jul 2017 at 9:47pm |
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What is worse than Flo? How about that stupid box.
To quote someone my dad knew who was a pyromaniac "A good match would work wonders" |
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Triple J
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I've said this many times about the box... wood chipper.
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EricTHoff
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I swear everytime I hear the word selfie I just want to rip their throats out. Or in this case, shove him through a circular saw.
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Ad nauseous
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It's gotta suck to be a box if you think climbing the frozen food isle is like çlimbing an artic mountain! Pathetic!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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MrTim
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Somebody needs to fill him with kitty litter and put him in a room full of cats. He can imagine wearing a French Foreign Legion uniform and pretend he's in a desert, if that helps him cope with what's about to happen...
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crainbebo
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It's airing as soon as I type it. Fkers! I wish that box would fall off the mountain and die.
The stupid box is way worse than Flo and I hate her too! Again, this has nothing to do with car insurance.
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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aka ron
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"Whole Wheat Waffles" What a douchebox!
I tried to find this a few days ago. |
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Jimbo
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What does the box have against whole wheat???
If I was gonna buy frozen waffles, that's the only kind I'd buy!!! That box doesn't know how lucky it is!!! |
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Anduril
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He doesn't like frozen whole wheat waffles because they... uh... taste like cardboard! |
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Jimbo
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I've always enjoyed them back when I used to occasionally buy frozen waffles. Of course, if you toast anything enough then slather it with melted butter and syrup, anything can be pretty tasty. Now I've got an urge for toaster waffles!!! |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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...you can't possibly be referring to Mrs. Cardboard's box?
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Anduril
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I don't think Mr. Box can get even his blocky head between Mrs. Cardboard's
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tikibagger
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This stunk up my screen a couple of days ago..they need to feed their manatees that write this garbage some BRAIN FOOD..this box is a narcissistic whiny Dbag of the highest degree. Can Progressive not ever suck?
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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verminstew
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Ugh, the box just won't go away!
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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aka ron
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I wish 'Mahk' could work his magic with this freaking box. It did make me laugh. |
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meecepeece
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This is so irritating! " oh no whole wheat waffles!" Little box is anti healthy grains and annoying on top of it! Douchbox!!! That is awesome , because he IS a little douchbox. Putting down Whole wheat waffles. Maybe climb would not be so much effort for box if he ate healthier?
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If you could see the you that I see when I see you seeing me, you'd see yourself so differently, believe me-
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Anduril
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You would think Douchbox has plenty of fiber(board) in his diet. And it just now occurs to me that you could beat Douchbox to a pulp, but he's already made of wood pulp so would it do any good? |
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tikibagger
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OK the cat gives Flo too much of a pass...shes not funny, but this puss needs to up her standards..Flo and Jaime are equally as poisonous only in far more benevolent ways, well Flo that is. Jaime is the HUMAN BOX.
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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ILUVTOMH77
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I can't stop laughing (douchebox)!!!!!
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Chevy commercials that feature annoying hipsters make me NOT want to ever buy a Chevy......
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tikibagger
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PB and the Cologuard box should have a homer sexual affair and send their STOOL SAMPLEs in each other and hopefully their bowels will simultaneously COMBUST in 'harmony'.
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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DarkRealmStar
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Douchebox & Flo-Bag!
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MrCleveland
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The Progressive Box should be in an Annoying Orange sketch and the Annoying Orange tells the Progressive Box "Trash Compactor"...and The Progressive Box gets destroyed in the compactor!
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007) |
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tikibagger
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The Douchebox is BACK for 2018 chin chillin at the Foun TON...crikey, PLEASE let him get near an open fire after after a swift lighter fluid dousing SOON....
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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aka ron
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