Vitamin Water - Aaron Paul on a treadmill |
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Triple J
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Posted: 06 Jul 2017 at 11:43pm |
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sharonite
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If he thinks that stuff is good, wait until he rides the ice pony.
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the raytownian
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Pardon my french, but this is the gayest commercial I have seen in a long time. I didn't even realize the guy in blue was a "celebrity" (Aaron who?). I just assumed he was another part of the poof-tacular dance troupe populating this nauseatingly fruity, feel-good commercial.
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It'd be funny if he tripped and fell on his chin/head.
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Thor
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Yeah, I'd never heard of him either, so I just looked him up. Seems he's been in a lot of stuff and has won plenty of awards---yet I'll bet most people have never heard of him. Of course, some of these awards are ones no one cares about (Satellite Award, Saturn Award, TCA Award???). With all the TV shows and movies and celebs being churned out constantly by Hollywood these days, it's no surprise it's all become so meaningless. |
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Jimbo
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"Gay" is even too masculine to describe this shemale sh*t. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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I've been hearing that song on the radio.
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aka ron
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There must be some new electronic audio trick to make a guy sound like a gal.
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Jimbo
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Well, there's one method that's been around for centuries, though it's not electronic or high tech.... ...some gal named Lorena Bobbit was the last one known to have used it. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Anduril
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I'm sure LA Fitness truly appreciates all the instructions on how to f^uck up their cardio machines! And when this A-hole falls and hurts himself, I'm sure we'll end up paying higher membership fees to cover it! Not only that, but he's got enough energy to read a bottle label while working out, he's not working out nearly hard enough. Speaking of "hard enough", maybe he's saving that for the sauna.
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the raytownian
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I looked up the song, too. I wanted to know who was responsible for cobbling together such uninspired and mindlessly upbeat dreck (from what I hear in the commercial, the song is basically Pharrell's "Happy" 2.0, and I hate that song). Imagine my shock when I discovered the whole group was composed of nothing but scrawny white hipstersexuals! Made me hate the song even more. I am a casual fan of some classic 60's-80's funk, soul and 60's R&B/doo-wop music. Even a little bit of disco. But I really don't like contemporary artists and producers mining the past to make insipid radio-pop drivel in a "retro-modern" style. The fact that a bunch of hipster weenies in a band called "Portugal. The Man" (period emboldened for emphasis) makes this crime against culture seem so much more severe. |
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Even the Bee Gees sound better than this crap! Argh I will never understand the reasons for sounding like a weenie! This and the boy band crap from JG Wentworth are the worst I've heard in falsetto voices! Bleugh!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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DarkRealmStar
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Yep, that song is a total rip of Pharrell's "Happy." Don't like either the artist or the song or this ripoff wannabe.
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It should say on his resumé Aaron Paul RIPOFF ARTIST! Get a damn original thought you idiot!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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