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tikibagger
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This gaptoothed granny hag ex-'model' still has ILLUSIONS of her 70S 'HOTNESS'..honey, you were always a weird aberration and showing yer meema jugs now is hardly a good way to SEEK ATTENTION
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Jimbo
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Yeah, some people don't seem to know when to fold up the tent and go home.
But I guess they paid her pretty well for that, so it's hard to blame her. If someone else offered my flabby old ass the kind of money she made for that one minute of her life, I'd snap it up so fast it would make your head spin. |
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aka ron
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Yikes, time has not been kind to her.
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tikibagger
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..which as usual leads to the logical question..why ? Yeah, i know the media is mean to old ladies but seeing their fun bags is hardly the answer
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sgtrock21
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Different teeth. Dentures? When she was younger and more popular I wondered why she didn't do commercials for "The Gap".
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Thor
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She still has that gap, but for some reason, not in the screen capture above. I don't think she looks bad. Better than most women in their mid-70s. Hell, better than most women in their mid-60s. Hell, better than most Walmart shoppers in their mid-30s! |
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aka ron
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Thor
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I love pasta!
As a matter of fact, I have some sauce simmering on the stove right now. Perciatelli's already cooked. So are my sexual expectations. |
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Jimbo
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The pasta sauce is what gets him turned on. Viagra not even needed. |
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Jimbo
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Fück the pasta. No, seriously. Fück the pasta. Hard and fast. Then call it an Über. |
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Thor
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Not gettin' the "uber" thing. But, well, it is perciatelli. There is a hole down the middle.
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Jimbo
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Über is the new taxi cab. In the old days it would've been "Fück the pasta then call it a cab". Like leaving cab fare on the night stand when you get up and leave. "See ya later honey. Don't call me, I'll call you." IOW, the modern day way of saying "Treat that pasta like the whore it is". |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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Okay, I get it now.
But I love my pasta. It is not my whore. Pasta and I are soul mates. We don't even "f*ck", as you so crudely put it. We make love. Sweet, tender love. In fact, sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much. And I have to close my eyes and cry. |
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Jimbo
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Close your eyes and belch is probably more like it...
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Hey, the way things are going, she just may be the next KFC Colonel...
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PaWolf
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Probably dentures Sarge...as some age, their teeth fall out for one reason or another and they end up getting a 'plaque rack' or two. Those dentures can change the way a person appears - believe me. Happened to the Missus and I sort of missed that cute gap she had between her two top front teeth all her life...but she was happy as could be when she lost the gap. ~~~ As far as Ms. Hutton goes, I sure didn't need to see the 'Nursing House Pose'...next thing you know they will have 'CK Hospital Gowns' (yea, open and tie in the back). Got to 'look sharp' for that prostate exam date, eh?
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X <sig.nature>
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Jimbo
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That's one of the things I dislike about the idea of getting dentures... ....the unnaturally perfect "piano keys" look. |
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PaWolf
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I've never heard it called that, but you've provided the perfect name & description. |
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CapeCat
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Just looked at the video again...Am I the only one who sees the resemblance to Caitlin Jenner?
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Jimbo
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I see it too, but only in that they're both masculine looking and kinda ugly. |
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PaWolf
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The two of you are simply lovely and bring SO much joy and inspiration to the breakfast table! So much for the spinach & feta (which NOW reminds me of the body powder 'cheese' that forms between your inner thighs during a good work-out) salad...
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X <sig.nature>
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CapeCat
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^^^ I'm sorry PaW!!
But thinking about it...has anyone seen Caitlin and Lauren together in the same place? Could it be...?
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aka ron
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PaWolf
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Sounds like the plot line from the novel, "The Date That Went Horribly Wrong", by Seymour Peenus, eh?
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Jimbo
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Perfectly straight teeth, whether natural or dentures, have been compared to piano keys for some time, now. And, it seems I'm not the only one who doesn't much care for the fake look either. Piano-key, Hollywood teeth are out: the 'quirky’ smile is back |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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