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MontanaTrav
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Posted: 03 May 2017 at 5:12am |
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It couldn't be more obvious that the cocktease of a chick knows EXACTLY what she's doing and she's stringing the guy along on purpose.
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LoSpecs
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Imagine, if you will. that theres no such thing as a friendzone. it was created by pussy ass men who couldnt get a date, too afraid to be forthcoming with a girl they liked, and thought by playing the part of a close friend, they might get pussy to fall out of their friend machine, found out they get NOTHING!
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LoSpecs
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the friendzone is a myth that meek little fags use to make early 80s movies where theyre the heros stealing the quarterbacks girlfriend. in reality, they are disgusting stalkers who dont make their intentions know
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MontanaTrav
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Someone's a little butthurt.
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LoSpecs
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Wow! youre a f**king moron, who didnt read a word I said. you must love being in the friendzone thinking every girl who says hello to you is a cocktease. be a f**kin man, and stop thinking every chick that doesnt f**k you is leading you on. cept your wife of course...shes f**king me...tonight
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LoSpecs
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get some perspective. the friend zone kid is a pussy. he hangs around the chick for years like a cuck, and thinks thats what the girl wants. she thinks hes nothing more than a childhood friend. be the guy who wants to date that chick for a moment. you meet her, and theres this wussy ass dude hovering around her at all times pretending to be 'Just' her friend. being a friend zone dude is gross, transparent, and obvious to anyone that isnt her. A rapist is more forthcoming than that sh*t.
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LoSpecs
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She isnt a cocktease. Hes just a pussy ass professional stalker, and it shows.
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aka ron
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MontanaTrav
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Boy did you completely and totally miss the entire f**king point of the entire f**king website. Holy sh*t. Looks like we have stumbled across stone-cold proof that cousins and siblings should not go to bed together.
With how you're going after someone like that for a post on a message board, you must either be a liberal or you must be the product of such a relationship. Either that or I struck a nerve and you were that guy growing up. Either way, just yell up the stairs for Momma to get you another Hot Pocket and pop in your favorite Twilight movie, because you're getting crabby. I guess talking about f**king my wife is only fair, considering I ALREADY f**ked yours........and she absolutely loved it. LOVED. IT. Wouldn't stop raving about how it was nice to actually - FINALLY - be satisfied for once - FOR ONCE - because given who she's married to, half the time she's gotta turn around and ask "Is it in yet?" It was so refreshing for her to actually feel someone get up in there instead of the eensy weensy little cocktail weenie of the dickless wonder she's married to, that's barely even the tip of practically any other man. I'll excuse the fact that talking about f**king someone's wife/sister/mother/whatever is really really really REALLY lame and unoriginal because it's not 1998 any more but you're obviously too simple to figure out some actual ORIGINAL material on your own. I mean, if you're going to steal material, at least steal something GOOD. Like say........your mom for instance. They used to call trampolines jumpolines...................................................until your mom jumped on one. Dude..........get a life. You're 43. I'd tell you to take a chill pill but maybe it would be better if you choked on it instead. Looks like LoSpecs is kinda like a Slinky - really good for nothing, but can still bring a smile to your face.
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aka ron
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^Hey, watch how you speak about this f*cking website!
And it's a good idea to quote the person you are cussing out.
Also... I'm guessing, both of you have trouble connecting with the opposite sex.
But I'm just an old dog, take it for what it's worth.
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aka ron
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Hey Jimbo! Are you seeing this? An old fashioned, panty wad, pussy faced, knock down drag out internet pussfest! I'm lovin it!!
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Jimbo
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I've got no dog in this fight so I'm just gonna sit here, eat my popcorn and enjoy the spectacle.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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It's funny how innocent opinions can turn into nasty talk.
I still think they have issues with women.
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Jimbo
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Could be.
And one wants us to think he doesn't. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MontanaTrav
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Meh,I'm just having fun. Just seeing if he can actually think of something WITTY.....or just repeat himself like his last 4 posts.
I'm thinking he'll just get flustered and call me a fag again. Or maybe a mom joke or something. That is one scary keyboard warrior. |
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Jimbo
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Definitely has some anger issues, doesn't he? |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MontanaTrav
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Anakin Skywalker had anger issues. This guy? Anakin would tell him to chill out.
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PaWolf
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I can always spot a woman who wants me for nothing more than my burrito...just another 'beandigger', doncha know...
"Maybe tamale, dahlin..."
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Dude, do you...know where the phrase comes from? Cause like, I don't think you do, man. The term "friend zone" stems from dudes who ask the girl they like out or whatever, then get rejected by the girl who tells them something along the lines of she "likes them, but only as a friend"(ie, you're cool enough to hang out with, but not cool enough to f**k). It stems from dudes being shot down, not being "afraid to be forthcoming", seriously, "too afraid to be forthcoming" is the exact OPPOSITE of where the term came from, lol. |
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Jimbo
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I think every guy, from the lowliest nerd to the coolest, baddest hound dog, has at one time or another, been relegated to the friend zone. I was certainly never a member of the latter category, but neither was I a member of the former. I fell somewhere along the normal spectrum. I speak in past tense because at my age, it's irrelevant. But anyway, I spent some time in the friend zone too. I used to be friends with a guy (his name is actually "Guy") who fell into the category of "bad old hound dog". Kind of a Sam Malone type, but without the successful sports career or ownership of a bar. But every waking hour of his entire existence was devoted to chasing, and often catching women. Had the physical looks and really knew how to pour on the charm (aka BS). And even he, on more than one occasion, languished forlornly in the friend zone, because some object of his desire was too smart to fall for his line of BS. Can happen to anybody. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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NJtoTX
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She's yummy.
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DarkRealmStar
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How can the guy be a stalker if she's willingly with him, friendzone or no friendzone? He just thought the chick was going to kiss him but she was leaning in to look at the $1.49 taco sign. Just a bit of humor. No need to get all wound up over the human condition of men and women relationships.
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