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Fking Ball Pit commercial! What does that office atrocity have to do with car insurance? Anything? (Oh yeah, I hear crickets chirping from this stupidity.)
And yesterday I saw the mascot mashup with the Best of GEICO Winner, who deserves her time back from whatever that was, along with (twice!) I WANT IT THAT WAYYYEEE....oh my fking goodness will he shut up? Gag his mouth! AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry
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THE MOST ATROCIOUS INSURANCE COMPANY! Let's not save our policyholders money, let's make 7 more stupid commercials with the budget we were supposed to use for decreasing policy rates.
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I wish there was a way I could cause extreme harm to this company!  I'm a law abiding citizen!  FVCKOFF, GEICO!


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Now that Gecko commercial I don't mind. I can tolerate it.

I DO MIND HEARING OFF-KEY "I WANT IT THAT WAY"!! Fking hell! And the Walrus Goalie. And the lazy office dude in a ball pit. And the Mascot Mashup with the Camel and Caveman and the Spy lady and everybody else in the same wardrobe room. And anything else from Geico that isn't the Gecko. (Well, if they dare bring back the flat tireeee, I will mute it.) AngryAngryAngry
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Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Yes, that Best of GEICO winner. That commercial is basically 'punishment' for winning the damn contest. Every mascot in the same room. 

And the over-protective mother is still talking to her son.
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Freakin' 'I Want it That Way' off-key! Someone should take that master copy of the commercial and throw it in the ocean. Unbelievably stupid even for GEICO standards.
I don't mind the Augmented Reality ad whatsoever, just the stupid woman annoys me a tiny bit, but otherwise it's tolerable. I have tolerated the ole' lizard since it came out. Well, except for the flat tire crap and the Virginsee one a few years back.
But what's annoying is that GEICO has the balls to air 5 or 6 ads at once, almost every one of them just as stupid as the other 5.

I chose State Farm for my car insurance. Heh, take the 15% or more and shove it up your a$$es, Geico.
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Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Freakin' 'I Want it That Way' off-key! Someone should take that master copy of the commercial and throw it in the ocean. Unbelievably stupid even for GEICO standards.
I don't mind the Augmented Reality ad whatsoever, just the stupid woman annoys me a tiny bit, but otherwise it's tolerable. I have tolerated the ole' lizard since it came out. Well, except for the flat tire crap and the Virginsee one a few years back.
But what's annoying is that GEICO has the balls to air 5 or 6 ads at once, almost every one of them just as stupid as the other 5.

I chose State Farm for my car insurance. Heh, take the 15% or more and shove it up your a$$es, Geico.
The ocean already has serious pollution problems. I hope they don't throw that highly toxic waste in.Wink
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I didn't even have the sound on when I saw this, and it still made me cringe. Confused

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Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

I didn't even have the sound on when I saw this, and it still made me cringe. Confused



There is so many things wrong with this commercial!

What an unlikely couple!

I have not had to rent an apartment since 2001, maybe the rules have changed!

Most landlords will not allow pets for obvious reasons, people who rent should not have pets...JMHO!

A miniature horse?  OK, Geico!  This is where you cross the line of stupidity!  F*ckoff!

And if seeing all of their bullsh*t on TV wasn't enough!


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Wasting money on advertising and junk mail. See why I have State Farm?
I've seen the Best of GEICO Winner's commercial multiple times in the past few days. I mute it every time. All of their annoying mascots, and even the pig at the end, all in or near one dressing room. I hate it.

And please stop running the off-key I WANT IT THAT WAY. Maybe the worst insurance commercial of the year!!!!
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I think this is a new one!  I'm so sorry!


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^^^ I've seen worse. Cry

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I don't mind the Gecko! (Unless it's the flat tireeeee or 'Virginisee'). If GEICO got rid of the rest of the stinky commercials, and kept those with the Gecko, their commercials would be much more tolerable.
I do mind watching and having to mute I Want it That Way offkey...again!!! During TLC's 'The Little Couple.'
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Here's a fresh pile of sh*t to start the week off with!  I knew within 5 seconds that it had to be Geico! Angry




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First of all, regarding the karaoke... it is meant to be off key and annoying. That's why the member of the group is trying to escape into the frigid hell outside. Why I found this amusing the first couple of times I saw it, I admit that I too scramble for mute now.

Now, as for the miniature horse... How many remember this guy from the TV Series "New Adventures of Old Christine", or the movie "Destroyer"?
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Aaaaaaaand the retardness continues... Ermm


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Awwww for Christ sakes!!! Cry 
What next Geico?
Some asshat (or assbonnet) pulling matching silverware out of the douchewasher?!? Thumbs Down

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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

First of all, regarding the karaoke... it is meant to be off key and annoying. That's why the member of the group is trying to escape into the frigid hell outside. Why I found this amusing the first couple of times I saw it, I admit that I too scramble for mute now.

Now, as for the miniature horse... How many remember this guy from the TV Series "New Adventures of Old Christine", or the movie "Destroyer"?
No. He is quite forgettable.
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Nothing to do with car insurance.
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NOTHING TO DO WITH CAR INSURANCE! AngryAngryAngryAngry

At least State Farm has less commercials on the air and I get a decent rate. Can't say the same about the #1 worst insurance company and TV advertiser, year to year.
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Freaking crying out loud! As I try to wind down and get ready to eat something. Here comes another brainstorm (demented) from Geico!  STFU!  I can't wait until 'credit card services' calls me.  One last expression of anger to help me sleep.


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Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Aaaaaaaand the retardness continues... Ermm


I think this one earns the award for the most stupid freaking commercial of all time!

Go ahead, Geico!  You suck the most!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Aaaaaaaand the retardness continues... Ermm


I think this one earns the award for the most stupid freaking commercial of all time!

Go ahead, Geico!  You suck the most!
 
Whomever does the annual Dick Punch Awards here on CIH definitely needs to add this spot as a top nominee!!! LOL

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And yet mindless teens and tweens still think GEICO is funny...why??? Their recent commercials are all failures except for some of the Gecko ads. No wonder people don't get discounts with GEICO...every week they come out with another abomination that runs 50 times a day for 6 months straight.
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Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

And yet mindless teens and tweens still think GEICO is funny...why???

Because they're mindless. Smile
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