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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Frank is an ass and due to his pill popping, nothing is coming out of it. Poor Frank and his opioid-induced constipation.
"I talked to my doctor and she said 'How long have you been holding this in?'" Oh, I see what you did there...silly doctor, that's a good one. Freggin idiots! |
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aka ron
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It's like one of the scientist was moved to marketing for a day, duh huh. I made a sh*t joke!
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DarkRealmStar
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This guy is creepy just like the Trivago Guy. How about laying off the OPIOIDS? Then you won't have the latest disease: OIC!
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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This guy made a spoof out if it.
I f'ing hate "Frank!" |
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aka ron
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^
Is that the same guy that did the Chevy spoof?
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Yeah, it's hysterical!
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MrTim
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Oh, but the doctor did cure him. When he saw the bill, he crapped his pants... |
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DarkRealmStar
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Another thing that annoys me about this commercial: The doctor is, as usual, a woman. There are no more male docs in TV Land; due to the political correct tides, they've all been washed out to sea and replaced by all female doctors, who are of course, brilliant and beautiful, some of them even looking like models!
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MrTim
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^^ Maybe some of them are transgender. That's supposed to be a new PC thing going on now...
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Thor
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If they're male, they're black. On the other hand, if there's a criminal being depicted, he'll be white. |
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stan319
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Hi, I'm Frank and I take so many drugs that I can't poop. So, I'll take another drug to help (?) me.
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usmaak
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Insult Frank all you'd like. He doesn't give a sh*t.
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aka ron
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Frank doesn't give a sh*t anymore...the hot doctor makes poop jokes!
He can't wait for the next prostate exam!
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DarkRealmStar
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DarkRealmStar
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Thanks for the laughs guys! I want to see a men's ED drug ad with the aging white guy going to the supermodel-looking female doctor for his ED prob. They can banter and Mr. ED can act all embarrassed and coy while Dr. Hottie puts on her gloves!
ETA: I also want to see the real ED drug come on ad with the aging guy trying to look hip and cool, trying to snare his jail bait. None of those sexy middle-aged gals purring into the camera or putting on those goofy "I'm gonna get laid tonight!" smirks!
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Jimbo
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Hey Frank...
three words: Warm Water Enema Make that shît slide right on outta ya. And you don't have to waste an entire afternoon in a doctor's office waiting room or shove even more pills down your throat. |
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MrTim
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^^ Here's a horrible thought: Don't use the hot tub with or after Frank...
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DarkRealmStar
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Frankie Gets the Fudgies!
Next stop: Walgreens' adult diapers section. Gotta stay on the job, bro.
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Jimbo
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aka ron
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That will go well with my morning snack.
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Jimbo
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Nutella on toast with chocolate milk? |
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aka ron
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I keep these Little Debbie Donut Sticks in the house. Every 3 or 4 days I go to the store like this morning and I always get some fresh Glazed Persians.
With white milk of course.
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Thor
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Yup. At Walmart, they're all Indian (red-dot, not pow-wow). |
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StacyM
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Aw, I think Frank is kind of cute! All doctors depicted on TV are not women.
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tikibagger
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Frank can't get rid of STANK
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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