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Sir Nose
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Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 13 |
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Topic: VW annoying car alarmPosted: 20 Apr 2008 at 9:39am |
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Isn't it cute? He lets people know he's bought this car by sounding the alarm and scaring them away whenever they get too close (I won't even ask why he's buying the floor model). And the noise coming out of your TV is guaranteed to wake up anyone sleeping in the house and put on edge anyone already awake.
Just put your screaming baby to sleep? Got a war vet with PTSD renting your basement room? Did you just make yourself ... uh ... REALLY COMFORTABLE on that sofa because you thought everyone on the house would be sound asleep? Well, get ready to have your comfort shattered.
Honestly, I think the Emergency Broadcasting System has a more pleasant-sounding alarm.
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PaWolf
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Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Online Status: Offline Posts: 13336 |
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Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 10:03am |
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Welcome aboard, Senor Nose!
You're with friends...as long as that Vet didn't 'go postal' during the stupid VW commercial, and thus leave you no longer requiring the services of a computer...
Thanks for the 'morning snicker & giggle'...just 'what the doctor ordered'...
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BrianO
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Posted: 21 Apr 2008 at 7:11am |
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what's HAP-pening?
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FaithSF
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Posted: 21 Apr 2008 at 7:37am |
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And really, why doesn't the owner get his ass downstairs and drive his new car out of the dealership? Would he REALLY rather stand there and harass morons?
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You're just jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me--and Yutolia!
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BrianO
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Posted: 21 Apr 2008 at 9:06pm |
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It's kind of a 'reverse racism' ad, too: 'African-American guy making Asian couple look stupid'.
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DirtyD79
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Posted: 22 Apr 2008 at 12:43am |
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That guy needs stabbed in the eyes with an ice pick.
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Mind on My Money, Money on My Beer
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PaWolf
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Posted: 22 Apr 2008 at 1:24am |
I don't think it would matter which eye the pick chose, not enough water will spill.
Substitute the left nut.
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20carrocks
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Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 554 |
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Posted: 28 Apr 2008 at 1:13am |
LOL Good one! Where's Jesse and Sharpton for this one? Oh yeah, it's only when it's the other way around.
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