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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ThatNerdInPhilly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Dec 2016 at 2:34pm
This kid is all depressed wondering if he's going to be stood up. Maybe the girl should have attempted to contact him, maybe a call or hell..just send a text "On My Way!" These kids are always fumbling with their phones...what's the deal with these two?

Talk about a serious lack of communication. I don't see this relationship lasting.

Maybe this is a post zombie apocalypse and cell phone towers are down. Looking at this lazy town that lacks snow cleanup - no sign of salt, snow plow trucks? This parking lot is a neglected mess, very dangerous for the two underpaid miserable Cineplex employees that are stuck in absolute hell.

Ok, maybe I'm thinking too much about this silly ad. LOL





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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

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"But Dad, she said she'd let me feel her tits!"

"Why didn't you tell me this before, son?  By all means, get in the car!"


Tits???



What tits?
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Oh sure they made it to the movie theater but stay tuned for the evening news. The top breaking news story will show 2 twisted piles of smoking metal and a grim looking officer stating that 4 lives were needlessly lost and please stay off the roads.
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Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

Oh sure they made it to the movie theater but stay tuned for the evening news. The top breaking news story will show 2 twisted piles of smoking metal and a grim looking officer stating that 4 lives were needlessly lost and please stay off the roads.
OH QUIT SHOVELLING IT AT US ALREADY!
You are giving away the plot to the fractured main feature at that slick cinemaplex next to the cemetary.
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I'm not seeing this particular one, but I am seeing another dumb holiday ad for Mercedes-Benz. The parents yell at their kids to wake up (Christmas morning!), then they run out screaming, jumping and yelling when they see a brand new Mercedes-Benz SUV in the driveway. Kids are not amused. I guess the family is snotty rich?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Dec 2016 at 1:37am
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Seems the parents are just dropping the kids off.  So, what's the game plan?  Do they plan on coming back in 2 hours when the snow is 3 feet deep? Or do they just plan on letting the kids stay there all night?
 
 


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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

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"But Dad, she said she'd let me feel her tits!"

"Why didn't you tell me this before, son?  By all means, get in the car!"


Tits???



What tits?
 
Well, if he rubs them long enough (like a year or two), they're bound to grow.
 
 
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^LOL
Women with small breast, their nipples react to stimulation more than women with large breast. Evil Smile
 Just sayin, from my own personal sexperience.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL
Women with small breast, their nipples react to stimulation more than women with large breast. Evil Smile
 Just sayin, from my own personal sexperience.
 
Maybe... 
But you have to be more careful when you donkey-punch them.
There is less to cushion the blow.
 
 
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if I was that age and scored a big date with a girl I had a thing for, my parents wouldve absolutly refused to drive me in a bad snow storm. No way no how. And it wouldve been just my luck back then because I was so helpless that department  CryLOL
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I've hated the "shrieking parents" spot ever since it started airing--it's gorra be at least a year old. I just saw it and it pissed me off so much, I found this site and registered.

The mom's voice is especially annoying to my ears. I keep hoping that as she's braying like an idiot and running down the stairs my prayers will be answered and she'll trip and break her friggin' neck.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Dec 2016 at 7:14pm
Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL
Women with small breast, their nipples react to stimulation more than women with large breast. Evil Smile
 Just sayin, from my own personal sexperience.
 
Maybe... 
But you have to be more careful when you donkey-punch them.
There is less to cushion the blow.
 
 
My apologies to women everywhere....
LOLLOL
If you have never seen 'Easy A' with Emma Stone, it is worth a look see.
It's all about rumors...in one third hand account. "You punched her in the left tit?"
 
Related to this scene...LOL
 
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