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Posted: 21 May 2016 at 4:28am |
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I really can't believe no one has posted this idiotic ad. I keep waiting, but since no one else has, I decided to post it.
I have seen this commercial for months now, and HATE it. I hate the woman! The ad is for dental implants, and this B*#ch can't even talk right! Even my mom (who is not very observant) noticed this. The woman can't even say "cob" right. The woman seems like a rich bitch who gets anything she wants (and her rich husband pays for it.) The ironic thing is, she looks like an idiot with teeth that are obviously fake and don't fit right. BTW, I shudder to think of how ugly this woman is without all the makeup (and fake teeth). Look at all those lines on her face, and that's with makeup!! And the stuck out teeth. *shudder* What do you think? https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ALJC/clear-choice-rita |
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A Millennial
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I watched the ad and was horrified. her teeth are too big for her mouth and she doesn't open her jaw when she talks, so she speaks through her teeth, in like a slurred speech.
Also, they live in a wonderful expensive area with a Corvette and she NOW can afford this dental procedure?? c'mon
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I am part of the target audience....and I hate it.
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Anduril
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Why didn't she buy some bottom teeth while she was there?!
I originally thought she just had a really bad overbite, but then I realized that I don't think she has any lower teeth to bite over! My second thought was her friends call her "Chopper!". My final thought was that if she ever guest stars on Giada's cable-tv cooking show, they can take turns saying "pancetta" to see whose teeth fall out first.
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OperatorStandingBy
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Hey I'll just call 'em "buck teeth with money". |
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sgtrock21
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What's kind of sad is that they're probably triple upside down on the McMansion, the Corvette is leased, and the implants are $5,000 each. Nothing a half dozen or so new credit cards won't cure. They are entitled to have everything they want.
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Anduril
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^ Disfiguring accidents, genetics and horrible medication side-effects notwithstanding, toothpaste and reasonable oral hygiene would have been a lot cheaper!
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aka ron
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Dental implants or should I just die? Decisions, decisions?
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Virginia Dare
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I have to endure this commercial 1000 times a night as I watch reruns of "The Tonight Show" on Antennae TV. I don't have any hatred of this woman as a person. But I think it's hilarious she's shown in various scenarios that indicate she's got plenty of money for new chompers as my inner radar beeps she suffered some eating disorder that ruined her "original" teeth. She's very very skinny! That said she "walked out with the teeth I wanted". I guess there's a Shelf there and you just point, and then jam them into you mouth and then get into your sports car and whizz off to play with your dogs by your pool while eating STEAKKKKK and CCCCOOOOOOrn on the COBBBBBBBB. Oh...and her "husband LUVS UM !"
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"Pickle you....KUMQUAT!" |
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Thor
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Oh Lord...this is fascinating. One of the customer reviews on some website:
I went to clear choice and the day of surgery I awoke and found my panties had been removed.I asked why this was done and the Dr told me that it was standard procedure when administering anesthesia. Ive never heard of anything like this in my life. Im 30 years old and very attractive and I work as a model. I was a bit uncomfortable with the situation but firgured what could I do. Now 3 months later and I find out Im pregnant. Ive not had sexual relations with anyone in the last 6 months. So how is this possible. Im going to retain a lawyer and sue clear choice for all they have.Especially if the child looks anything like that ugly, bald, geek and *** doctor that raped me. |
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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commercialssuck
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Yeah, that's usually where I see it as well. I am really sick of it. I just can't believe the Clear Choice people decided to use this woman as their "spokesperson" for how great their product is! It's obvious the rest of you guys see what I see...that the teeth just don't seem to look that good! SMH. Yea, the way she says STEAKKKKK and CCCCOOOOOOrn on the COBBBBBBBB really just annoys the out of me. To be perfectly honest, after seeing these commercials, I would have serious doubts about ever using this company. I don't want my teeth to look like this woman's. I mean, if you pay that much for teeth, they should look natural and you should be able to talk normally! |
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commercialssuck
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WOW. That seems a little suspicious to me. Telling her that taking off panties is normal when administering anesthesia is a huge red flag. That's so patently false! At least (if it really happened) they could have made up a better story than that. |
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commercialssuck
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You know, you're probably not far off. Hard to tell at that age. A good chunk of people who "own" nice new cars and live in fancy expensive houses and have all the latest electronics and "toys" are in debt. As you say, sometimes the cars are even leased, they don't actually own them. The house will not be theirs for many, many years to come, and the credit cards are maxed out. But, as you say, they are entitled to have everything they want! Welcome to America, land of entitlement! My car may be 15 years old, and my house may not be in a fancy subdivision, and may have peeling paint, but at least I own them, and have zero credit card debt. Course (and this may make a big difference) I don't have any kids or wife/girlfriend. So my money is MY MONEY! And I like it that way and can sleep at night. |
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Thor
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Yeah, I don't think that happened. Maybe it's just some revenge after buyer's remorse.
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Stacy
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"cob" requires the two lips meeting in order to pronounce the "b", so she's not even saying "cob", let alone "cobbbbbbb", as some have said here. The teeth are too big, so she can't even close her mouth naturally. Not a good spokesperson and representative for this company. I think perfectly straight, even, too-white teeth look so fake anyway, in middle-aged and older people. Teeth wear down, shift, become uneven in color, it's just a natural process. It used to be that our teeth were supposed to be "pearly white." Nowadays, too many have teeth that are so white, they look as though they've been painted.
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Thor
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^ Clear Choice and Lifestyle Lift go hand in hand. |
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Jimbo
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Exactly which implants are you referring to, as the teeth are probably not the only ones, if you get my drift... |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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I can't believe *I* haven't started a thread about it already, as I've been seeing it for some time now and I noticed the funny way she talks, too. I have even mocked and imitated the way she says "steak" out loud before. Sounds like she's saying "shhhhteak". I must be getting lazy or forgetful. I don't actually hate the ad or the woman, I just think she's kinda goofy. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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Sooooo...all skinny & short teeth? Sounds like a common ailment these days.
One of her 'Johns' took a real liking to her, married her, put her in rehab for meth and crack addiction, and now she's getting new teeth!
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Virginia Dare
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Yeah she's punch-drunk from the excitement of her own teeth. Makes her talk funny.
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"Pickle you....KUMQUAT!" |
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This Clear Choice ad really bothers and insults me because she says " I would never consider dentures". This rich stuck up thing has a rich husband who bought her implant teeth. I do not have $50,000 myself and I must wear full dentures, regular ones, the ones Rita will never even consider with her stuck up a$$. Also, even though I am angry that I cannot get implants too, I would never use Clear Choice even if I could! Her teeth look humongous and fake and worse in her mouth than my dentures do in mine. my dentures include plastic gums even and still do not stick out like Ritas do so far she cannot pronounce words correctly! Now I have no idea whether Rita used to have bulimia or something that decayed her natural teeth, maybe, she is thin even now. She may just be a freak about food because she has a rich husbad she does not want cheating with a younger prettier woman. I do not know her situation but I do know the ad makes her seem spoiled, stuck up, nasty to others who do not have money and need " dentures", with her $100,000 convertable and pool, Etc. It disgusts me, and her husband loves em? He bought them, clearly. He should sue for his money back, because she looks like she has a mouthful of plastic white squares. I too see this every half hour on Antenna TV during Carson and Wings at night. Get rid of it! Why cant broadcast TV just have normal commercials for sodas and products instead of Antidepressants, Teeth, Lawyers suing Med companies, and ASPCA ads? I am tired of them all and I mute ASPCA ads so I dont cry. I should mute Rita too.
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If you could see the you that I see when I see you seeing me, you'd see yourself so differently, believe me-
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Thor
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Perfect, bright white teeth never look natural. But that's the look people seem to be going for these days.
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stan319
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But, she will have that smile always. That will look great when she's 80. No gummies for her guys.
Did you notice that at the start, she looks sad and then smiles through out the rest of the commercial. I wonder how much else about her is fake ? I hope there are no bad after effects from these things.
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