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Jimbo
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Posted: 29 Apr 2016 at 6:10pm |
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So into the upper strata of the pantheon of all time sucky, awful, eye-exploding, ear- bleeding commercials, right up there with the infamous Yoplait bitches, enters yet another horrible, awful, so unwatchable that you have to watch it, sort of like a gruesome accident scene, commercial abomination.
It is impossible to pick exactly which aspect of this ad sucks worse, the obnoxious AutoTuned audio, the spastic goofball dance move visuals, or even the douchebaggy geek participants, with emphasis on the bearded metrosexual dipsh*t at the center of this toilet bowl full of crap which the rest of the diarrhea swirls around... Watch, listen and suffer for yourselves... BTW, I did a search and didn't find this posted anywhere already, if it was, I apologize. That didn't suck? I beg to differ. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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'Pantheon' is the word of the day.
This commercial is a cornucopia of....SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK
SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK
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Jimbo
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Does mightily SUCK doesn't it?
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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usmaak
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Why? That has to be one of the worst commercials that I've ever seen. The only thing about it that didn't absolutely suck was when it ended. What drug induced haze did this abortion come from?
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Anduril
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Technically, they are correct.
It didn't suck. I'm thinking more like "heave". (Maybe "retch" or "debilitate".) |
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Anduril
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BTW, my brother (a professional musician) pointed out a song to me the other day that had AutoTune, AND IT WAS ONLY ONE NOTE!!.
One note, and they couldn't even hit that!! The point being, they "like" the way AutoTune sounds.
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Thor
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It's too early to turn the sound on, but visually, it's bad enough. I'll have to wait till later to get the full effect.
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Jimbo
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Oh, you must.
Do not deny yourself the experience of the full, utter suckiness of it. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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No drugs. Possibly just some divine inspiration from Psy. |
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Jimbo
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Yeah, a lot of people are saying it's a spoof of PSY.
It was also a Super Bowl ad, which I don't remember. Looked through the 2016 Super Bowl ads thread here prior to creating this thread, and didn't see anything about it. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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Did you slip on a pile of sh*t while finding this video?
Good god! I do remember a snippet of news, years ago.
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Thor
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^ I'm actually a fan of Gangnam Style---both the song and the video.
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How do I put it plainly......
I wanna destroy this ad! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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crainbebo
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Terrible commercial. "That Didn't Suck"? You get an F from me. No wonder I mute almost every ad on TV nowadays.
As for this 1986 classic... This doesn't suck. Carvana should take a lesson from the ads of the 1980s and 90s. Those cheesy jingles, ads that described the product, and testimonials with real people. Not actors.
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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Anduril
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I think the "Behind the Scenes" sucked too, but make up your own mind...
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