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"The Laundromat of Sin" -- Worm Quartet
The anti-fish from dildoland Is marching down a mucus strand That leads from Falco to Iran With stops at Chad and Spain While nine fat Popes and two wet Jews Guffaw and grunt and fill their loos With milk squeezed from their Underoos And carbonated pain A riboflavin travesty Goes up and down the tapestry That graces my new haggis tree By cowlight and bi-nightly And Christ the kumquat troubadour Has stapled omelettes to the floor And burned the bush from every whore Whose curtains were unsightly AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! A pox upon the vomit king Who brandished forth his ding-a-ling And then defiled everything With Casios and roses A pox upon the lying lips That promised me fried paper clips For now I'm eating Beggin' Strips And shacking up with Moses A pox upon this stupid song Which sounds too dumb and lasts too long As od'rous as a sumo's thong And worse with every stanza A pox upon the nipple tree That I've been growing rectally Since long division and E.T. Had sex with Tony Danza AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Bony butter children sit and stare At a shredded Hustler reduced to porn specks But there's nothing in my underwear That can't be found in a box of Corn Chex And in the laundromat of sin Your soul is dry, but your socks are burning Did you wash your pants in rancid yogurt? Cuz it sure smells like the TideĀ® is turning now A screeching wad of camel bile Is hurtling glumly down the aisle And genuflecting all the while Like Nerfuls at a totem And traipsing through the wiggling sod A sentient screaming curtain rod As subtle as a cattle prod Delivered to the scrotum The holy mane of Mr. T Was eaten by calligraphy Served with a side of sodomy And doom and gloom and presage So graft potatoes to your brain And lubricate a whooping crane Hello there, I'm John McCain And I approve this message AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! |
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"Triks" -- Worm Quartet
"R2D2 (Lives In My Ass)" -- Worm QuartetNext down the pipe will be:"Spatula" -- Worm Quartet |
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^ That (first one) was good. I like that.
Just read about "them" (TWQ) on Wiki. Pretty cool how "they" came about. Might try to listen to some more, though I can see it maybe getting a bit repetitive if all the songs follow a kind of pattern. But I like what this "group" is doing. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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"Go Drop Your Bomb" -- Scordar
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"Dj ATTaCK" -- B-Shield
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"Thank God I'm a Country Boy" --
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Worked early this A.M. and went back to sleep, waking up moments ago to the oldest son, cooking his azz off in the kitchen and outside (rack of ribs on the smoker)...and he's dancing and laughing - in his underpants in front of my door while the soundcave is blaring...
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"Come Home (Freestyle Electro Remix)" -- Unknown artiste
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I'm an old man who likes some of the new music...
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"House -- Time to Forget" -- Monkey Zound
This song is just loaded with synthetic clapping which I love!!! |
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"Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun" -- Beastie Boys
"Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun" -- Anthrax / Beastie Boys |
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"Pirate" -- Monkey Zound
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"Robot Cat" -- Logan Whitehurst
On Channel 27 at a quarter to three, I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see No cash, no check, no C.O.D., so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be Nobody better get in my way I got the package in the mail today! I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws It didn't say which screwdriver to use I don't know what the radiation warning's about, but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out! Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears Laser beam eyes and microphone ears Put it all together; what did I see? I saw a robot cat looking right at me When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot. When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat. Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, cat Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar Say, it even put a new transmission in my car It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium Pentium? Best representium Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour, 'cause the robot cat needs pancake power When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot. When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, cat One, two, three and to the four No doggy dog knockin' on my door It's the postman bringing me a thousand more because I'm building me an army and I'm going to war This is my moment; this is my hour The robot cat is my ticket to power Better get ready for the cat invasion World domination; that's the occasion They're better and stronger and smarter and faster Soon everybody will be calling me "Master." The humans surrender and that'll be that I'll say, "Welcome to the planet of the Robot Cat!" When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, cat When I say ro, you say bot. Ro, bot, ro, bot When I say bot, you say cat. Bot, cat, bot, cat Word to the R to the O to the B to the OTC to the A to the T So when I say Robot, you say cat. Robot, cat, robot, caaaaaaa |
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"Swingtown" -- The Steve Miller Band
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The Doobie Brothers did a show before the race at Bristol, Mike Waltrip thought there should be more cow bell.
I have to give the Fox network some credit for making me laugh.
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"The Safety Dance" -- Men Without
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"2600" -- Positive Attitude
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Have you ever noticed how they make these previews to the "Bond, James Bond" movies so sexy?
Sheena Easton was a protege of Prince.
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