Geico- Short Stories and Stinky Tails (link) |
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aka ron
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Posted: 20 Feb 2016 at 7:09pm |
And I hope it is a short lived series of commercials. What are the odds that a cow will fall on your roof?
I guess if there is a tornado somewhere close by?
F*ck off! Geico.
Your commercials show your true colors, you don't give a f*ck about the customer and will pay the absolute least on every claim!
Thanks for all of this 'so called' entertainment. F*cking idiots!
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aka ron
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These people piss me off too no end!
Where did Geico come from?
Government Employees Insurance Company
Government Employees Insurance Company. Puzzled, are you? Well, the name goes back to the beginnings of our company. Founder Leo Goodwin first targeted a customer base of U.S. government employees and military personnel. Today, of course, GEICO has grown to provide insurance to a wide range of customers.
Some dumbass is telling us Geico's take on fairy tales?
Are we children? The health and auto/home insurance companies are raping the consumer.
f**k YOU VERY MUCH!!!!
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The first one: what is this turd? Is GEICO doing co-branding with Sleep Number? Is this BS or what?
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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MrTim
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I'd pay cash money to have the GEICO gecko get hit and killed by a wet cow plop...
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aka ron
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I still can't find this on YouTube.
These ruthless adholes have me in a fighting mood. Let me pick this commercial apart.
I hope some of you grossly overpaid marketing jackoffs at Geico are watching.
The cow jumps over the moon----I'm pretty sure the vacuum of space would kill the cow.
The cow lands on a Dutch Colonial---I'm no rocket scientist but I think the cow would be cooked to a crisp re-entering the atmosphere.
The family sold the burnt carcuss because they are lactose intolerant? Yeah, real funny!
You advertising assholes can suck big donkey dicks and I hope you suffer some serious loss that no insurance company can pay for.
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crainbebo
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These ads aired on the radio LONG before hitting TV. At least back to 2012/2013. I don't understand them. Preschoolers do not pay for car insurance, nor kindergarteners. WTF is the point?
And obviously, car insurance rates are still going through the roof. I suppose the commercials are one reason why. Fk off Geico!
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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I HATE.... THAT.....VOICE!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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PaWolf
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So tired of having Geico read me Fairy Tales about a smiling Republican who once set himself on fire and now has a Banana for a tail. Sound familiar?
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aka ron
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Do you want to hear from some very unhappy customers, I don't think I saw a single positive comment!
I despise these f*ckers!!
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crainbebo
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I saw a couple of positive comments, but the negative reviews definitely trump the positives.
I'm still seeing this horrible series constantly. Why did someone greenlight it? With this, and Marco Polo, they are definitely peddling towards 6-year-old kids. Bulls--t!
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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aka ron
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Another commercial from the 'stinky tails' series. These motherf*cking adholes piss me off to no end! I missed my calling...I could be spewing out propaganda just to sell a bullsh*t product. |
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crainbebo
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Still running nonstop, the Itsy Bitsy Spider and Jack and Jill ones I believe. Fk off Geico. Glad I won't use you for my car insurance.
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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The late 1990s GEICO Direct ads were FAR superior to this idiotic drivel!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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aka ron
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I pray for new laws that prevent insurance companies, drug companies and class action lawyers from making commercials.
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raynjuls
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Amen... Those were the days... This GEICO series is even worse than Flo
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When a true genius enters the world, you will know him by this sign; all the dunces will be in confederacy against him....
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NJtoTX
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I like the way they use a red-haired Irish "hooligan" as the burglar.
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crainbebo
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These stupid things are still on the air...whyyyyyy??? Thank god they will never be my insurance company.
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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Anduril
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It's more like the Itsy Bisty insurance check if you actually do have to make a claim.
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I hate this company with every fiber of my being!
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