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MrCleveland
Junior Executive Joined: 25 Nov 2008 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Status: Offline Points: 3123 |
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Posted: 05 Nov 2015 at 8:49pm |
Every time I hear a commercial, It's a Subway Commercial!
They talk about "Yeah, I made this sandwich", "you're a hero in the office for their cookies", or something stupid like that! Why the ear-rape, Subway? There's one on right now about The Onion Teriyaki Sub...I now wanna boycott the place for its stupid radio commercials!
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zippyjet
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Subway: I'm giving you some strategic advice on the house. For your 5,280 commercial time to revive Jarrod. Yes our short eyes friend. Go on location to his prison world. Show the jail house slop and those big nasty fellow jailbirds. The ones with the skinhead haircuts and Arian tats, the hip hop hoodlum rappers and a couple of their Latino Buds. They could all do a song and dance number and Jarrod could say: "Subway, it's uumm uumm delicious compared to this stuff they call food in lockup." And a Subway sub is one foot longer I'd love inside me. Beats the swinging sirloin/tube steak that rides my tailpipe!" |
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