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    Posted: 22 Aug 2015 at 8:43pm
OTEZLA for Plac Psoriasis, AND
confidence booster/dating aid.
Highlights of taking this drug:
•Lowered inhibitions
•Increased chance of handing out little weedy flowers to random nerdy guys at the dog park.

Note her embarrassed mannerisms after the guy accepts her sh*tty gift...
"OMGZ I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT!! HE-YUCK YUCK!"




This is a match made in doggy park heaven, all thanks to Otezla.


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Originally posted by LoLoSalvatore LoLoSalvatore wrote:

OTEZLA for Plac Psoriasis, AND
confidence booster/dating aid.
Highlights of taking this drug:
•Lowered inhibitions
•Increased chance of handing out little weedy flowers to random nerdy guys at the dog park.

Note her embarrassed mannerisms after the guy accepts her sh*tty gift...
"OMGZ I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT!! HE-YUCK YUCK!"




This is a match made in doggy park heaven, all thanks to Otezla.


LOL
What? You made that up, right?
You funny!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote LoLoSalvatore Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Aug 2015 at 9:02pm
Welcome to my brain.
It would be safe to say that I've been waiting for a forum like this for most of my life.
Somewhere to voice my opinion about this craptacular advertising bog we're all knee-deep in.
Imagine my delight when I found CIH.
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You will fit in well around here. Wink
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I could fall in love with this commercial if it got together with the pee pants commercial in the other thread, and just as the narrator was listing diarrhea as a side effect... just as she was handing over the weed... the side effect was demonstrated. We wouldn't even have to see it, maybe just hear it... or just a facial expression implying it...

But then, I'm a little sick. 
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Originally posted by LoLoSalvatore LoLoSalvatore wrote:

OTEZLA for Plac Psoriasis, AND
confidence booster/dating aid.
Highlights of taking this drug:
•Lowered inhibitions
•Increased chance of handing out little weedy flowers to random nerdy guys at the dog park.

Note her embarrassed mannerisms after the guy accepts her sh*tty gift...
"OMGZ I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT!! HE-YUCK YUCK!"




This is a match made in doggy park heaven, all thanks to Otezla.



Welcome to the forums. Hope you enjoy it here Big smile.
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the music...the terrible, terrible music. And how about, "My f**k you is showing".

Bad commercials feed my rage.
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What a stupid bunch of people!
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Your comments are hilarious! I thought I was the only one that thought that, that lady giving that weedy flower to that guy was odd...I always felt super uncomfortable when that part came up. Then, I realize what commercial it is, and BAM! A few seconds of my life that I'll never get backDead
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Dec 2016 at 9:58am
^  What about the current one, in which one girl drops the salt shaker (or something) and another one gets down on her knee, picks it up and hands it to her.  It looks like she's being proposed to.  And then she starts dancing with some other chick.  And then she gets embarrassed about something.  I have no idea what's going on in that scene.  Very odd.
 
Aha!  Here 'tis:
 
 
 
Ooops.  No playback allowed.  You'll have to click on the Youtube thing.
 
 
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I didn't know lesbians were prone to psoriasis.

And shouldn't these people be banned from public swimming areas where they could easily infect the water with their nasty skin funk, possibly spreading it to other unsuspecting people???

Gross, dirty, stinking, inconsiderate low lifes!!!!


...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I didn't know lesbians were prone to psoriasis.

And shouldn't these peolle be banned from public swimming areas where they could easily infect the water with their nasty skin funk, possibly spreading it to other unsuspecting people???

Gross, dirty, stinking, inconsiderate low lifes!!!!


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*I* think YOU should become a 'healer', given ya live in Floriland. Don't they have 'Catch & Convert' laws there, unless you grab a lionfish?
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
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I hate Otezla commercials!
The past does not influence me; I influence the past!
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Curious what other people thought, I stumbled across this thread, and 5 years later, they are still blasting these SAME ads.

I can try and summarize it for anyone that hasn't seen them:

1. Lame music, trickling throughout the thing.  It immediately identifies as Otezla, so if you are familiar with the commercials and music, it's a convenient way to alert you to immediately hit the mute button, or do something more productive, like go take a crap.

2. It shows people doing random things.  Eating lobster, walking, exercising, you know, things that everyone would associate with having a sickly skin problem.

3. You won't see what it does, no before and after, because nobody in the commercial has ever had any skin problems.  These actors wouldn't have a job if they did.  So just trust that it works.

4. If you have this skin disorder, you are likely in a depressed and miserable state, because taking it, is likely to have side effects that are far worse than what you experience when you take it.  Your nuts may shrivel up, your teeth may fall out, and your heart may explode.

 
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Hey Figs.  What part of Wisconsin do you live in?  Winnebago county here.


Fire pie!



Is that a freaking VW Rabbit?


Here's the new commercial.


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Ahh THIS one...
oh look Look LOOKEE i gots Lop Ster EARRINGS

LOOK LOOK LOOK

cheeziz this seafood obsessed ginger chick can EAT A BUG

I wish her psoriasis plaques on her EYEBALLS
...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Once I hear that music from Otezla start, I hit mute!

So so....so many different medication ads for this psoriasis:
(or like the d-bag says in some ad - "or atopic dermatitis")

Enough already.
Humira (Another ad that constantly airs!) 
Cosentyx
Taltz , etc etc

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And the ultra mute button goes to

SKRIZZY

'Its my jam so I JUST GOTTA SAY..."
 NO no NO u DON'T have to SAY!!!
...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Ah the lobster shack... yes and a vw rabbit 
and her clothes  match the car 

she is so darn cute 

and she able to face the world without shame 

thanks otezla... for bringing out the best in us 

oh by the way its probably gonna make you sh*t uncontrollably and puke your guts out 

but hey that's a small price to pay for beauty 
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we are the dreamers of the dream
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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

Once I hear that music from Otezla start, I hit mute!

So so....so many different medication ads for this psoriasis:
(or like the d-bag says in some ad - "or atopic dermatitis")

Enough already.
Humira (Another ad that constantly airs!) 
Cosentyx
Taltz , etc etc

The music's been exactly the same for probably 3 years now.
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maybe  "nothing IS everything"  after allConfused
we are the music makers
we are the dreamers of the dream
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

maybe  "nothing IS everything"  after allConfused

SkyRizi, still sounds like a hip hop artist,
STILL the worst commercial on TV right now.

Again #1 my most hated ad of 2020 (It was #1 in 2019)

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"Humira (Another ad that constantly airs!) '
damn straight--is that the one with fat Tiger Woods cannonballing in the pool?

Crikey All this crap just blurs together
...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

maybe  "nothing IS everything"  after allConfused

SkyRizi, still sounds like a hip hop artist,
STILL the worst commercial on TV right now.

Again #1 my most hated ad of 2020 (It was #1 in 2019)

At least the newer jingle is slightly better.
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