Please help the CIH Forums by disabling AdBlock Plus on this page.
Forum Home Forum Home :: Commercials You Hate! :: Television / Streaming Ads
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - ZOOSK? First Comes Like video
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

ZOOSK? First Comes Like video

 Post Reply Post Reply
Author
Message
sgtrock21 View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 18 Dec 2011
Location: Oregon
Status: Offline
Points: 6884
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote sgtrock21 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: ZOOSK? First Comes Like video
    Posted: 15 Jul 2015 at 1:11am


How can this be Zoosk? Where is the no holds barred sex match? The human dart board? All I'm getting is a rather sappy boy meets girl. Boy and girl really enjoy each other. Boy and girl fall in love. Is there some hidden tongue in cheek that I'm missing?
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
Back to Top
Sponsored Links



Back to Top
i8acannibal View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 19 Jun 2014
Location: New Hampshire
Status: Offline
Points: 3497
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote i8acannibal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Jul 2015 at 4:31am
This has been out for a while. I've never liked it. Maybe I just don't get it. It's just a bit better than Eharmony. What happened to people just meeting in real life? I guess we just need social media for everything now. 
Say something clever here...

No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself.
Back to Top
sgtrock21 View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 18 Dec 2011
Location: Oregon
Status: Offline
Points: 6884
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote sgtrock21 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Jul 2015 at 5:15am
Originally posted by i8acannibal i8acannibal wrote:

This has been out for a while. I've never liked it. Maybe I just don't get it. It's just a bit better than Eharmony. What happened to people just meeting in real life? I guess we just need social media for everything now. 

According to YouTube it is 8 months old. I saw it for the first time today. Twice. Two times to many. It seems fantasy life is rapidly replacing real life. How sad.
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
Back to Top
sgtrock21 View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 18 Dec 2011
Location: Oregon
Status: Offline
Points: 6884
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote sgtrock21 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Jul 2015 at 8:18pm
Yesterday I saw for the first and so far last time a Match.com ad with a similar concept.
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
Back to Top
aka ron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: WI
Status: Offline
Points: 33539
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Jul 2015 at 8:37pm
PaW posted the Zoosk ad in the 'Talk' section.
 
It never really bothered me either.
 
I am soooo happy I don't have to enter the dating world at this age.
 
Plenty of Fish is the place I would go now, guys say they have never had to pay for a piece of ass.
 
Not true, one way or the other, you pay.
 
Back to Top
sgtrock21 View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 18 Dec 2011
Location: Oregon
Status: Offline
Points: 6884
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote sgtrock21 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Jul 2015 at 8:46pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

PaW posted the Zoosk ad in the 'Talk' section.
 

It never really bothered me either.

 

I am soooo happy I don't have to enter the dating world at this age.

 

Plenty of Fish is the place I would go now, guys say they have never had to pay for a piece of ass.

 

Not true, one way or the other, you pay.


It does make sense financially to just rent as needed. I have never tried it. Maybe I should someday.

The only way the ZOOSK ad is offensive is that it is excessively boring.
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
Back to Top
Somegirly View Drop Down
Newbie
Newbie
Avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2015
Location: Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 1
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Somegirly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Jul 2015 at 5:26am
This will sound excessively petty but, I don't like how she says "Today". It's this tiny little child way to say it and, it bugs me. I know most people won't understand what I'm saying but, listen for it.
Back to Top
PaWolf View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar
Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know....

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Location: GreatWhiteNorth
Status: Offline
Points: 40769
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Jul 2015 at 5:26pm
Evil SmileI want the web site that has the slogan. "First comes test hook-up".
Gotta make sure ya got compatible 'pieces & parts', eh?
X               <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Back to Top
treos View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 20 Oct 2014
Location: USA
Status: Offline
Points: 208
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote treos Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jul 2015 at 1:50am
couldn't. care. less.

annoying commercials showing off how humanity is so pathetic that it now requires websites to find love. (mates, partners, etc. take your pick, it's all basically the same really. just different words for the same thing.)

if (and mind you this is a decently sized, IF, given how strong my misanthropy towards my fellow humans is) i ever get lonely and/or desperate enough to actually want a mate (note: on the other hand, i'd gladly prefer a non-human partner any time should anthros ever come to exist in this world some day.), i doubt it'll be found via a stupid website.
Back to Top
Ad nauseous View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Location: Connecticut
Status: Offline
Points: 23601
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Jul 2015 at 6:13pm
A new one comes on with vocal fry. So sick of THIS TREND!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 11.04
Copyright ©2001-2015 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.250 seconds.