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    Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 5:20pm

Two attractive young women are out together at a nightclub.  One of them suddenly detects the smell of bacon.  Her friend reveals that she has a Taco Bell Bacon Chalupa stashed away IN HER PURSE!Dead  Since men supposedly can't resist the smell of bacon, she figured this would be a great way to attract them.  Lo & behold, three attractive guys approach the two women, lured by the intoxicating aroma of bacon like a pack of starving dogs.  It's as if these two chicks can't attract any men on their own!  If you're that good looking & can't get a guy to notice you, needing bacon to do the job, then something's wrong.  Of all the commercials I've seen, this one takes the cake for about the most ridiculous & sucks the big chalupa.ConfusedPig    
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Bacon smells disgusting. Who'd want to go around carrying that portable laxative in their purse?
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Originally posted by Moochamoocha

Bacon smells disgusting. Who'd want to go around carrying that portable laxative in their purse?
 
*gasp!*  Bite thy tongue!!!!
 
Bacon is nature's perfect food!  Bacon heals all wounds!  Bacon is what binds the universe together!  Bacon is the solution to Fermat's Last Theorem!  Bacon is why God gave us fire!   Bacon is why the chicken crossed the road!  Bacon is what gives life meaning and purpose!  
 
I want bacon-wrapped, bacon-stuffed bacon, with a side of bacon!
 
If you don't like bacon, then give it to ME, or face my bacon-y wrath!
 
 
 
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Speaking of bacon, when you were a kid and with your friends, did you go "sniff sniff sniff -- I smell BACON!" whenever there was a cop around?

I miss the good ol' days.
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Originally posted by Orly

Speaking of bacon, when you were a kid and with your friends, did you go "sniff sniff sniff -- I smell BACON!" whenever there was a cop around?

I miss the good ol' days.
 
No, we were even lamer:
 
"I smell bacon, I smell ham, I smell a pig in a white sedan!"
 
(Why do I remember these things?)
 
 
 
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Dang, that's much better than just smelling bacon! LOL
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You know what they need to do? Bring back dinosaurs using DNA like they did in Jurassic Park. Then breed them as livestock so we can get dinosaur bacon.
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::;;;drool:::::
 
Mmmmm.....dinobacon....
 
Breed a bacon hog with a stegosaurus.  Acres 'o bacon!!!
 
 
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Bacon = 42.

Both are the answer.
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After watching this latest revolting ad campaign, Taco Bell should DROP THE CHALUPA once and for all. 
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What I hate most, and perhaps it's subtle, but I think they are trying to make the girl with the chalupa in her purse look like the blond's ugly friend. Neither of them are ugly, but the way the blond  looks at her and sort of scoffs "come on that won't really work" makes her seem like she's purposely being a bitch to the other one. Her face is so smug and cutesy when she says that, I hate it.
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I *LOVE* bacon - cooked, or not quite - always have - but that commercial almost made me gag on the spot. Half drunk in a hot bar - and a group of gigglitches come sit near you - and ONE of them smells like day-old BACON - and SHE SMILES in plain view ???!!!!
Yea...right.
If I'd smile, I'd hurl.....
 
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf

I *LOVE* bacon - cooked, or not quite - always have - but that commercial almost made me gag on the spot. Half drunk in a hot bar - and a group of gigglitches come sit near you - and ONE of them smells like day-old BACON - and SHE SMILES in plain view ???!!!!
Yea...right.
If I'd smile, I'd hurl.....
 
 
Agreed. Bacon is great... but a woman should not smell like bacon. Dead LOL
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Originally posted by Triple J

Originally posted by PaWolf

I *LOVE* bacon - cooked, or not quite - always have - but that commercial almost made me gag on the spot. Half drunk in a hot bar - and a group of gigglitches come sit near you - and ONE of them smells like day-old BACON - and SHE SMILES in plain view ???!!!!
Yea...right.
If I'd smile, I'd hurl.....
 
 
Agreed. Bacon is great... but a woman should not smell like bacon. Dead LOL


Kermit would disagree....Big%20smile
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Originally posted by Hootman

Originally posted by Triple J

Originally posted by PaWolf

I *LOVE* bacon - cooked, or not quite - always have - but that commercial almost made me gag on the spot. Half drunk in a hot bar - and a group of gigglitches come sit near you - and ONE of them smells like day-old BACON - and SHE SMILES in plain view ???!!!!
Yea...right.
If I'd smile, I'd hurl.....
 
 
Agreed. Bacon is great... but a woman should not smell like bacon. Dead LOL


Kermit would disagree....Big%20smile
Oh? Why do you think he avoided Miss Piggy for so many years? LOL
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I'll give you a worse ad:

this cat is more exciting than most ads film at 11
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