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i8acannibal
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Posted: 19 Apr 2015 at 9:08pm |
I hate all the Lowes ads with a passion. The only saving grace for them is that they're short. I especially hate ads with made up words. So here's a Lowes ad with a made up word. I'd like to show the adtards behind this what "fisticated" should mean.
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EasyChango
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Those ladies should get 'fisticated'!!!
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Triple J
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I'd like to invent a new word to describe how I feel about this whole Lowes campaign... hmm... how about... "stuporcalicrapalisticexcruciatingaladopeshus?"
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Ad nauseous
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that's brilliant! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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i8acannibal
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OperatorStandingBy
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Fisticuffs?
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i8acannibal
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FistiMuffs
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sgtrock21
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Sophisticated="Fisticated"? That sounds like something my oldest Granddaughter would have said when she was 2!
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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i8acannibal
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peachblossom666
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Really! Saying fisticated instead of sophisticated is so sophomoric.
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tikibagger
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Fisticating is too good for them--these two should trade 'quips' with the Activia? GWEEK? No Activia! chicks
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Jimbo
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This commercial should be CONFISCATED & hauled off to the dump!!!!
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Tiz
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Wonder who invented hashtag....
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EasyChango
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#AlGoreInventions ?
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Ad nauseous
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Yeeeeeeeaaaahhh I don't think so!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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MrTim
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Bet it gets funnier when they're drunk and they start slurring their speech: Drunk Lowe's customer: <mumbles> "...fishticated" Reply: "What's that? You had a fish stick and ate it?" (Not even going to get into the fisting jokes... ) |
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A place to get fisted, I suppose.
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