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On its own "Happy" isn't a bad song. Its just the constant repitition of it makes me hate it. If it wasn't constantly barraged into my brain I woudn't have such harsh criticism about it!
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I stumbled across the following while checking out what's going on, back at 'The Den', way up North...
Are You Against the Seal Slaughter? Show It!...in my mind, I immeditely heard "Happy"...
 
...and I thought to myself...
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

I stumbled across the following while checking out what's going on, back at 'The Den', way up North...
Are You Against the Seal Slaughter? Show It!...in my mind, I immeditely heard "Happy"...

 

...and I thought to myself...

 



ROFL!
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That seal reminded of this clip from Weird Al's movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g2AU3HiM5A
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Originally posted by TV_Casualty TV_Casualty wrote:


That seal reminded of this clip from Weird Al's movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g2AU3HiM5A



How about Cheech and Chong's "Save the whales but shoot the seals?
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

On its own "Happy" isn't a bad song. Its just the constant repitition of it makes me hate it. If it wasn't constantly barraged into my brain I woudn't have such harsh criticism about it!


Oh no, I think it IS a horrible song on its own merits.  It is ok for maybe the 1st or 2nd time, but there just seems to be this subtle programmed-in factor that makes it super-annoying past those first few times.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:



Not cropping the first and last letters from the image also helps.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote sgtrock21 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Jul 2015 at 4:18am
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:



Not cropping the first and last letters from the image also helps.

Which one is Number One Navy Baby Seal?
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Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:


Originally posted by i8acannibal i8acannibal wrote:

 



There's two of the four horsemen right there, folks.


The other two are probably Kanye West and Honey Boo Boo!
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After playing Selena Ms. Lopez (I refuse to call her "J-Lo") was apparently filled with the misconception that she had vocal talent of her own.  So she's done several albums and was actually a very hot artist for a time in the late '90s/early '00s.  Some of her dance tracks are catchy although she herself cannot carry a tune in a bucket.

Some of you may recall the days of the late '50s and early '60s when popular teen actors were forced to make records regardless of whether they could sing (i.e. Shelley Fabares, Paul Petersen, Patty Duke).  At least they typically had only one or two hits before fading away.  We've been subjected to Ms. Lopez's tinny whining voice since 1999.  And the fact that she's often accompanied by Pitbull makes her music even more painful.

As for Pharrell, I lost respect for him as an artist and as a person after he helmed that horrendous "Blurred Lines" song for Robin Thicke.  I would rather be locked in a cell playing "Happy" 24/7 than have to hear "Blurred Lines" even one more time (even putting aside the unsavory subject matter and the Marvin Gaye plagiarism controversy, I think it's just an awful song).
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I don't get how a topical facial gel can cause lethal diarrhea. Why would you chance it? 
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Originally posted by ALE515 ALE515 wrote:

I don't get how a topical facial gel can cause lethal diarrhea. Why would you chance it? 

The aviation survival kits I used to pack contained the antibiotic doxycycline in case of infection which could cause severe diarrhea. In a survival situation with a water shortage that could be lethal. They also contained Loperamide HCL (Prescription strength Imodium) as an antidote.
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