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kinghere1
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Posted: 31 Mar 2015 at 3:52am |
Ok last one then I'm done.
Is it me or is this a commercial about the egotistical meaholic Marie Osmond instead of Nutrisystem? I know about her struggle with weight, her mother's death, and her mirror. In the 57 second spot Marie uses the words "I" and "Me" 15 times, and the word "you" only once. Thank heavens the voiceover chimes in to tell us what the commercial is actually about or we would have heard the theme song to the Donnie and Marie show. Commercial aside she's still hot |
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Yea, I agree. She has always been hot, but seems very self centered. And her crazy laugh....oh my God, shut her up!
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CaptainErnie
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It's amazing what a good plastic surgeon and a ton of make-up can do What is she now, 40 or 50 something? And yet she never ages
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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Jimmy
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Oh, she aging alright, and she's obsessed with it. When I see her I think of the movie "What Happened To Baby Jane".
Age is hitting Ms. Osmond with 50+ lb. shovel, and pretty soon her plastic surgeon won't be able to reverse the ravages of time. I was never a fan of the whole Osmond hype. I always found them to be as phoney as Dick Van Dyke's horrible Cockney accent in Mary Poppins. I'd love to walk up behind her, tap her gently on the shoulder to get her attention from the ever-present camera, and tell her that no one cares. Just go away, Marie. Your 15 minutes were over in the 70's! Sort of like today's version of Marie Osmond, ( that woman named Kardashian). |
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liamr
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Every time I see Marie Osmond the only thought that floats through my head is "Man I'd love to see her in a fist fight with Sally Field."
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CaptainErnie
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... and no make-up
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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Tiz
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Hate to be her boyfriend. He wouldn't wanna buy her candy for Valentines. She can't cook except for microwaving nutrisystem food and there wouldn't be any sex as that would mess up her hair.
And forget about getting in the bathroom for a few hours in the a.m. while she's putting on her face.
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CaptainErnie
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Don't worry about a boyfriend, she's married. And as for sex, she has more kids than a promiscuous alley cat. At this point in time her face is probably a mask she glues on each morning. BTW, Can you tell I don't like her?
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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sasha206
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I think the 50 pound weight loss = everytime she removes her make-up.
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i8acannibal
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Is it wrong that I would like to smash her head in with that 50+lb shovel? Then I would even dig her a shallow grave with the same shovel. I would actually get exercise and lose real weight? If I left it shallow enough, she could lose her 50 lbs by morning. A new record! Yay for her. And the local critters would gain some weight... Seriously though, why is this tw@t still relevant?
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