Cottonelle- Go Commando (video) |
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Darthhillbilly
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Posted: 13 Jun 2015 at 11:43pm |
I wonder how many kids that put off Gogurt.
Desensitize 'em young... I guess. Pretty nasty stuff to show during a cartoon, even if it is The Simpsons.
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crainbebo
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I actually posted that anti-smoking PSA to YouTube. It starts at 2:20 in this compilation of commercials from Feb 2001. Surprisingly, that nasty PSA with the aorta fat aired during a new episode of the Simpsons...on a Sunday night when kids would be watching TV!
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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aka ron
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Darthhillbilly
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Could be worse. I saw a quit smoking PSA where they're squeezing fat out of an aorta.
Talk about appetizing. |
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crainbebo
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Just saw this commercial AGAIN a couple of days ago during one of the daytime talk shows (Rachael Ray, I think). That woman asking how to go commando when wiping their bum/ass/rear end should be fired from the advertising department. It's more gross when it airs during prime time. Eating dinner and BOOM ! Either a "wiping your ass" commercial or that gross Jublia foot playing tennis.
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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i8acannibal
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Just shove wads of cottonelle in them there commando crevices. Should be good to go.
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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aka ron
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^ Dammit PaW, don't make me start laughing hard enough to leak.
My underwear in less than 2 hours old, I shower late.
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PaWolf
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Ya know, I just saw this commercial again and it got me thinkin' about when one gets as old as, oh, say Thor, or ol'Mule, aka, or Sarge...there comes a time when one *just cannot* 'go commando' because the ol'pipes (either side) tend to have 'after leakage'. I only mention this 'cause I CARE for everyone and I wanna make sure nobody has an accident in public which forces an ugly letter to Cottonelle.
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aka ron
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^
You mentioned the Seinfeld scene, it's worth a look.
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MrCleveland
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Going Commando reminds me of the episode of Friends...or Seinfeld...
That Friends ep is classic...it also gave us this... |
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
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20carrocks
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This commercial was SUPER TMI. If you feel like rubbing your bare taint against your outer clothing, fine. Knock yourself out. Just that the rest of us don't need to know about it!
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aka ron
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^ All we need is a 'Tena Twist' and "Let yourself Go"
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CaptainErnie
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"wetter climate"? Maybe she should head over to Golden Corral. That area will be like a rice paddy in no time!
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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PaWolf
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Flies, of course - maggots require a wetter climate and a little more time. ~~~
The photo is a famous fake - but it gets the point across.
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Big Bruddah
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Eww! PaW, where do you get this stuff?
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aka ron
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^ Oh nooooo!!
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PaWolf
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'Go Commando' done wrong
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^ It's kinda "damned if you do, damned if you don't". We used to mock how toilet paper manufacturers were always so evasive about the actual use of the product ("Please don't squeeze the Charmin"), or showing us how absorbent the tissue was by using blue water. Now, they've gotten more graphic, and we don't like that either. |
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For years it seems we've endured commercials that wink-wink-nudge-nudge us about bodily functions no one wants to bring up in conversation, especially so-called "feminine products" and the like. Nowadays it's also easy to find constant ads about medical products/procedures, from catheters to "vaginal mesh" operations to drugs that cause young men to grow female-like breasts to the use of "power morcellators" in hysterectomies.
BUT - never did I think we'd get to the point where we'd have cheery innuendos about keeping one's ass clean. Because of course the point of the ad isn't about the possible sexiness of "going commando" but rather the "too much information" fact that one's asshole might not be clean enough for that. (I suppose in reality, douche ads are no better, but still, there's something about this new ad that feels worse, to me - and it really has nothing to do with gender.) Yikes!!
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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CaptainErnie
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If it needs to scraped off, maybe you should do like the neighbor's dog and drag your butt across the carpet.
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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i8acannibal
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If it needs to be scraped off, it's been left on far too long.
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Say something clever here...
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Big Bruddah
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reminds me of that star trek joke comparing the U.SS Enterprise to toilet paper. Ya'know.. it goes around uranus looking for kling-ons. Scraping ridges ?!....can we be more descriptive and disgusting?
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