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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Posted: 02 Dec 2014 at 3:19am |
SMH! Also saw another new one from these morons tonight.
"Blue Light Special," apparently the blue light is back - but "for members only." Some old guy dancing in the store with spinning blue lights and hip hop music. |
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Darthhillbilly
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They keep bouncin around like that and (santa) baby will most certainly come down their chimneys.
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aka ron
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More welfare babies.
I wonder what strip joints they went to to find 5 hot looking preggo women, maybe they parked outside of lamaze classes.
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Snesgamer
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Some people might call me classist for saying this, but I honestly think any woman entering motherhood should have mentally evolved past hip-hop. Yeah i know intelligence and maturity don't always go along with parenthood, but I really wish it did for more people
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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ShinyGreenApple
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Personally I want the male models jingling their bits back. It's better than the beer belly/preggo group. Blech!
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Thor
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Maybe the song is really Santa's Babies 'cuz that's who the women are pregnant with. Maybe they themselves were the treats they left for when Santa visited. Most people leave out cookies, but times have changed, and Santa now needs pie. |
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Darthhillbilly
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Always proofread your memos, it was supposed to read "Ladies, don't forget to leave out cookies for Santa". The one these girls got said "Ladies, don't forget to leave out your nookies for Santa".
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"It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
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MrCleveland
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I just saw it once...and that was more than enough!
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Zach6848
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The only K-Mart within 30 miles of my town is dilapidated as all hell. Half of the lights don't work, ceiling tiles rotted and falling out, hardly any stock. So I fail to see the point in advertising it here.
I'm really quite tired of seeing pregnant women rub their stomachs. And every time I see this stupid commercial, I can't help but think, five more additions to the iPhone generation. I'm caught between feeling sorry for modern kids, and despising them for what they've done to every good thing ever. Have you heard music lately? It's abysmal. Even if I were inclined to be wrist-deep in sh*t every day for two years, then inclined to listen to crying, whining and complaining for 20 years, I'd seriously question the idea of bringing children into this world. |
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peachblossom666
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Ad nauseous
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Our Kmart is closed! Now its a signless empty shell of a building! Sad. No ones sure if this is the landlords decision or something from Sears management. Whoopee another empty building in Torrington I hope you're happy with what you did idiot who decided this!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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aka ron
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I think I would rather see the Jingle Balls commercial than this, dem young wimmins should not be bouncing around like that, ya think they are still having sex? No!!
No sex ,no soup for you>
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CaptainErnie
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I'll say this... This commercial will serve as a good reminder to always carry a condom!
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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Bobbinapples
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I am glad to see how many people have the same opinion of this commercial as I do. It's honestly disgusting. I think what gets to me, is the fact that these are married/taken (we would hope) women who are advertising their bodies in a sexualized manner. What ever happened to fidelity? If they are single, that just makes all of this even more disgusting.
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usmaak
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Damn. That's just terrible. I haven't seen that one on TV yet. I'm not sure how much of a presence Kmart has where I live.
I can't believe that they put this crap on TV, and assume that anyone's going to by anything from them as a result.
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aka ron
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VH1 is playing a show called The Women of SNL, I couldn't help but think of this thread when I saw this...
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8MorDaz2Halloween
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^^ That's super funny!
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