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    Posted: 01 Nov 2014 at 7:01pm

The bastards!!  Angry


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Nov 2014 at 7:06pm
Fking A, how could they get away with that?? Major freaking fail!!
Like the Wendy's ad, if there is not a pig on the sign, she has pigtails you can grab on to.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Nov 2014 at 7:13pm
You go, Gurl!
*I* think YOU should write them one nasty-toned (avoid the profanities, now!) 'Letter To The Editor'. Make it sensational enough that it will get published so you can scan results and post pics here, if not available online, or in the newstand at the grocer's check-out isle.
We're counting on you to show them that you have balls and just won't take this kind of crap sitting down, but rather will turn into 'urinal cakes' made out of their magazine.
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Make terrorist threats, too!  They deserve it!  In fact, send ricin.


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:





Make terrorist threats, too!  They deserve it!  In fact, send ricin.



Think it should pack ricin in the urinal cakes it makes with the magazine, or would that constitute 'Cosmoterrorism'?
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Originally posted by Nasha Nasha wrote:

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No need to turn this thing into a full fledged War.... I just wanted to let off some steam that they claimed something was new when I myself did it when I was little.....
Easy there big fella, we know what you want.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Nov 2014 at 7:27pm
When you did yourself when you were little (and just how often did you do yourself? Were you your own best friend?), had you reached puberty, yet? The Inquiring Mindless NEED TO KNOW!
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All ladies are fellows who just haven't made the transition yet. :P
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Donashathan.


...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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C'mon, man!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Nov 2014 at 8:08pm
Originally posted by Nasha Nasha wrote:

Pawolf, I am a lady. I am not a fella.....

It's perfectly o.k. there, thang - you can be whatever you want to be. We don't discriminate. Much.
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Just send them a bit of flour or baking soda in an envelope (with your return address omitted) -- they might think that some asshaberdasher mailed them some anthrax spores, hahaha!!!

Just be certain to wear rubber gloves when handling the envelope to avoid the possibility of fingerprints or DNA from incriminating you!

I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I'M JOKING HERE!!!

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Hair buns are not a new thing:

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Originally posted by Tampon Submarine Tampon Submarine wrote:

Just send them a bit of flour or baking soda in an envelope (with your return address omitted) -- they might think that some asshaberdasher mailed them some anthrax spores, hahaha!!!

Just be certain to wear rubber gloves when handling the envelope to avoid the possibility of fingerprints or DNA from incriminating you!

I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I'M JOKING HERE!!!


And most importantly.... DON'T LICK THE ENVELOPE!!!!

When you seal it, brush a little water on it with a small brush or the fingertip of your rubber glove!!!


...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
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Better yet, use a self-sticking postage stamp, but don't touch the sheet it comes on with bare hands.  Buy a new one and use gloves during the transaction.  Since it's cold up there in Seattle, it won't look too suspicious if a lady is wearing gloves.  Wink

Don't forget to not have ever touched the paper and envelope either.  Don't breathe on them because your germs might stick on the paper and give away your DNA.  Wink
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Nov 2014 at 8:38pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Hair buns are not a new thing:

LOLLOLLOL
Nice buns and boobies to match, makes me hungry!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

And most importantly.... DON'T LICK THE ENVELOPE!!!!

When you seal it, brush a little water on it with a small brush or the fingertip of your rubber glove!!!

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Better yet, use a self-sticking postage stamp, but don't touch the sheet it comes on with bare hands.  Buy a new one and use gloves during the transaction.  Since it's cold up there in Seattle, it won't look too suspicious if a lady is wearing gloves.  Wink

Don't forget to not have ever touched the paper and envelope either.  Don't breathe on them because your germs might stick on the paper and give away your DNA.  Wink

Way too much to remember.

Nasha, just get Donathan to do it.


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It's all about DNA, covering your tracks.
Keep your pecker out of the payroll.
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Originally posted by Nasha Nasha wrote:

Thor, who is Donathan? I do not know Donathan is.



Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh boy, here we go again!
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Originally posted by Nasha Nasha wrote:

Thor, who is Donathan? I do not know Donathan is.

Originally posted by Bryan Bryan wrote:

Really. I am just one person! Who is Donathan! I am not Donathan! I am not him! Really honestly!

Originally posted by Anna Anna wrote:

Who are Ken and Donathan? I know who Alex is because I gave him cheap cupcake advice, but it's highly odd and downright bizarre to accuse me of being posters, especially posters I don't know.

Originally posted by Alex Alex wrote:

I am neither Ken or Donathan. I don't know who they are. I just came to this board to talk about commercials that annoy me, not to be compared to posters I have never even heard of.

Originally posted by Alex Alex wrote:

I don't know who Donna is....


They all have the same innocent, deer-caught-in-headlights, eyelash-batting quality to them, don't they?  "Who...meeeeeee???!  Sweet little meeeeee???"  LOL


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Nov 2014 at 2:11am
Do we have to go through this rigamoroll again?

I'm frankly getting sick of it.
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Originally posted by Nasha Nasha wrote:

I do not care about those other posters you quoted, Thor, because I don't know who they are.


I think it's kind of cruel & cold hearted of you to say you don't care about those people, Nashathan!!!

How do you think they'd feel if they checked back in here & read that you don't care about them???

They are all warm, kind, sensitive people with feelings that bruise easily!!!

I cannot believe that you would be so callously, Nashathan!!!!

Shame on you!!!

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Didn't Sandra start a thread with "You Fiends"???

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Originally posted by Nasha Nasha wrote:

Thor, who is Donathan? I do not know Donathan is.






"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin


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