Hiiiiiii, Billy Mays Here!!! |
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Wild Starchild
Revolutionary Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Savannah, TN Status: Offline Points: 1675 |
Topic: Hiiiiiii, Billy Mays Here!!! Posted: 22 Aug 2008 at 3:32am |
Does this mutha f**ker count???? Hell he is on every god damned thing these days.
Have you guys watched the YouTube vids of him?? There is one where Anthony Sullivan, you know the broom guy, is doing an ad and Billy comes running in acting like an asshole. GOD I CAN'T STAND THIS SUMBITCH!!!!! He's just shoved in our damned faces so much now, and I am just sick to death of him!!!!! Anyone else feel the same way???? |
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AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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omegastar
Commercial Hater Joined: 02 Jun 2008 Status: Offline Points: 47 |
Posted: 23 Aug 2008 at 9:55pm |
Sure do. If I ever met that guy I'd tell him this- "The world doesn't revolve around you so how about you shut your f'in mouth before I pop it with a bottle cap and pour gasoline on your face Oxi Clean bitch!"
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The Random Classic
Commercial Hater Joined: 16 Jun 2008 Status: Offline Points: 59 |
Posted: 30 Aug 2008 at 3:49pm |
Go f**k Yourself Billy Fn Mays
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Commercials I Hate Rules!!!!
"Why does Godzilla care about subway?"-Hezadancer "Cats are animals.Their brains are the size of Milk Duds."-Kat |
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Hagar
Commercial Hater Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Location: Montana Status: Offline Points: 46 |
Posted: 30 Aug 2008 at 7:56pm |
I see more than enough of that idiot on the stupid commercials. I sure ain't going to look for him on U-tube!!!
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brokentrombone
Commercial Hater Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 38 |
Posted: 23 Sep 2008 at 8:09pm |
I just don't understand why he has to shout the entire time???
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QueenofAnvilania
Commercial Hater Joined: 23 Sep 2008 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 50 |
Posted: 23 Sep 2008 at 9:45pm |
There's a new OxiClean commercial...we don't see him for it! BUT...there's a bad side.
Even though we don't see his face, we STILL have to hear his yelling! Why can't he be more like the KaBOOM! Wipes guy that DOESN'T yell?
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ShamWow!
Newbie Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Location: Chicago, IL Status: Offline Points: 8 |
Posted: 29 Sep 2008 at 1:39am |
First Post!
If I ever met him, I would tell him we can hear him just fine, you don't need to yell at us. His yelling gets annoying after a while, but, for some reason, I get a laugh out if sometimes. Here's a blooper reel of him trying to find the perfect way to yell "YOU DON'T NEED A CABINET FULL OF CLEANERS!" for a KaBoom ad. I once read a joke somewhere that said that Billy Mays snorts lines of Oxy-Clean powder. My brother and I found it pretty funny the first time hearing it. |
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NANAMOX
Commercial Hater Joined: 06 Oct 2008 Location: BLYTHE,CA Status: Offline Points: 10 |
Posted: 06 Oct 2008 at 3:52am |
I cant believe I just watched a video of this loud mouth jerk ON PURPOSE! I'm yelling at myself to TAKE MY XANEX NOW!!!
Okay, that was funny tho, thanx. The only commercials this blowhard should do is: Sore throat drops or hearing aids. |
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I'm about to loose control and I think I like it
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ForumAdmin
Admin Group Forum Administrator Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 4038 |
Posted: 06 Oct 2008 at 7:28pm |
KaBoom doesn't do sh*t!
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the real prozac
Commercial Hater Joined: 10 Oct 2008 Location: Cordova, TN Status: Offline Points: 61 |
Posted: 11 Oct 2008 at 5:24am |
Not only does he bombard our ears with his annoying pitches, he acts like he's an A-list actor in Hollywood. What a dick!!! Can you believe this c*ntstick is married?
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Wild Starchild
Revolutionary Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Savannah, TN Status: Offline Points: 1675 |
Posted: 12 Oct 2008 at 12:13am |
LOL I got a post around here somewhere talking about how I bet his wife sits there with a stiff drink and a bottle of nerve pills, watching the clock for numbnuts to get home. He walks in and starts screaming and scares his wife sooo badly that she runs through the friggin walls!! I'm sooooooo sick of this assbasket!!
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AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Asnotseenontv
Junior Executive Joined: 05 Oct 2008 Location: Colorado Status: Offline Points: 306 |
Posted: 29 Dec 2008 at 7:36am |
WORK WAS A CHORE AS USUAL, HONEY.... HOW WAS YOUR DAY? |
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N-Dizzle
Commercial Hater Joined: 27 Oct 2008 Location: Ak-rowdy Status: Offline Points: 1791 |
Posted: 29 Dec 2008 at 8:12am |
There's a new one!! I like it!! Assbasket!! But seriously, this guy's mouth needs to be "mighty putty"ed shut, after making him chug several gallons of Oxy Clean. Then, wait for nature to take its course. Put him in a plane full of KABOOM and other chemicals he For once, KABOOM works. KABOOM!! MOTHER F**KER!!! |
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N-Dizzle
Commercial Hater Joined: 27 Oct 2008 Location: Ak-rowdy Status: Offline Points: 1791 |
Posted: 29 Dec 2008 at 8:24am |
Just look at the list of things Billy has
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JasonTKD
Commercial Hater Joined: 07 Jul 2008 Status: Offline Points: 324 |
Posted: 30 Dec 2008 at 3:50am |
I'd hate to be a security guard at whatever bank he goes to.
"I WANNA MAKE A WITHDRAWL!!"
*security guard shoots Billy*
gaurd realizes it's not a robbery . "Oh, crap.........Hmm....Maybe some Mighty Putty will stop the bleeding.."
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kk218
Commercial Hater Joined: 10 May 2008 Status: Offline Points: 118 |
Posted: 02 Jan 2009 at 6:48am |
I still say he should've done the 30 minute infomercial that Barack Obama purchased.
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cardassian
Commercial Hater Joined: 25 Mar 2009 Status: Offline Points: 141 |
Posted: 25 Mar 2009 at 5:25pm |
2 things my hallowed commercial haters
as far as Billy...... BLUTO DONE IT BLUTO DONE IT BLUTO DONE IT BLUTO DONE IT!!!! and wilfard brumley disappeared back in 1950, so what we watch is a hologram of him transmitted from Voyager where he has gone to mate with NEELIX......to make little NEELIXES with the cute little walrus moustaches they all inherited from grampa wilfard.
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Forgive Them Father for They know not what They do
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Ad nauseous
Revolutionary Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Connecticut Status: Offline Points: 23601 |
Posted: 25 Mar 2009 at 7:24pm |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Glitch
Commercial Hater Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Location: Cleveland, OH Status: Offline Points: 140 |
Posted: 12 Apr 2009 at 10:46pm |
I swear, if I ever met him (Billy Mays), I'd plant a knife into his throat. 'Nuff said.
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Mankind is divided into two classes: those who earn their living by the sweat of their brow, and those who sell them handkerchiefs, cold drinks, and electric fans.
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MrCleveland
Junior Executive Joined: 25 Nov 2008 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Status: Offline Points: 3123 |
Posted: 04 May 2009 at 7:30pm |
Billy Mays is a loser!
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Voxov
Commercial Hater Joined: 07 May 2009 Location: Vermont Status: Offline Points: 17 |
Posted: 10 May 2009 at 12:50pm |
He shouts because that's his style. Apparently, he thinks he's conveying to the viewer that he's excited about the product. That doesn't make him any less irritating.
How he can be that irritating and still have a job? It has to be that he moves product. On the "Pitchmen" show, we learned that Anthony Sullivan is the man in charge (Sullivan Productions produces those commercials and infomercials) and the yelling irritates him, too. You and I would be inclined to fire him, but he must be making money for Sullivan and the products he yells about. Loser? Not sure I would use that word. You can be assured he's making good money. Overall, I think you could easily substitute Mays for Seinfeld's "Kramer" (Michael Richards) in that poster with the caption "He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away." I, for one, can look away, but you get my drift. |
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Ad Endless Nauseum
Junior Executive Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Location: San Diego Status: Offline Points: 1044 |
Posted: 11 May 2009 at 2:09am |
Maybe not a "loser", but certainly an absolute A$$HOLE!!! Or perhaps, a "loudmouth schmuck", like Foghorn Leghorn, but the rooster is at least funny. BM is merely a loudmouth schmuck, without the funny. I'd pay money to see the Baryard Dawg grab BM by the tailfeathers and whap him real good with a big club, as often happened back and forth in those great classic cartoons.
(later edit) Oooops! Change "schmuck" to read "schnook" in my screed. I just pulled out my Warner Brothers DVDs and watched several of the cartoon sets, and I had my Yiddish wrong. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe both words apply to BM! |
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DolFan 316
Commercial Hater Joined: 12 Jun 2009 Status: Offline Points: 364 |
Posted: 17 Jun 2009 at 2:21am |
Once I heard Billy Mays being referred to as a "legendary" pitchman, that's when I decided he needed to die in the slowest, most agonizing manner possible.
I can't even remember what show I heard that on, because after I heard it I lost control of my brain for a few seconds. |
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Irishman
Guest Group Account Deleted Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Status: Offline Points: 1177 |
Posted: 17 Jun 2009 at 9:35am |
Rather than excitement, his voice conveys a sense of intense discomfort turning to delusional pleasure, after some foreign object has forcibly penetrated his anal cavity.
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Blankfrack
Newbie Joined: 22 Jun 2009 Status: Offline Points: 2 |
Posted: 22 Jun 2009 at 4:39am |
Billy Mays is the lowest layer of prehistoric frog sh*t at the bottom of the New Jersey scum-swamp. That bastard waits like a vulture outside the patent office for something to go off patent. Then he "Invents it" by making a cheaper, sh*t version and presenting it as though no one has ever heard of it. He needs a pound of Oxyclean shoved up his arse and ignited like a rocket.
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