Nature's Path 'Pumpkin Flax Granola' (video) |
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PaWolf
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Posted: 28 Sep 2014 at 1:52am |
...what the flax?! 'Mom & Dad' are either just too happy to be making a commercial, or the entire fam lives on a stinkin' commune.
Too much smiling and positive encouragement for such bad manners from your very own spermmistake.
When our pups pulled that crap, they suffered the wrath of whichever one of us caught them (at least the message was always the same) and they never would do such a thing, again. Heck, we never knew what kind of germs they were harboring, much less what they had in their mouths when we weren't looking.
And, just for the record, 'Pumpkin Flax'? Doesn't that sound like a 'cleaner'? SURPRISE! It is great for eliminating internal parasites and, well, guess that means it really spit-shines the ol'colon.
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Thor
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Oh, just pour yourselves a bowl of goddammed Cap'n Crunch like normal people. Otherwise, don't advertise flax and pumpkin seeds as being a part of your cereal. Advertise the honey and raisins. Pumpkin seeds and flax (whatever the hell that is) and twigs and whatever don't appeal to too many people other than constipated old hippies. |
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madwoman
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Actually, this cereal rocks!
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PaWolf
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^oh, I bet it does - pumpkin seeds alone are a great snack..I'll probably grab a box, but I DO like my Shredded
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DarkRealmStar
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What a wonderful example of self-indulgent brats and indulgent parents. The kid grabs the box from his father's hand? WTF??? They sit there with ineffectual remarks and smile at their darling angel as he scarfs from the box and drinks milk from the carton? But it's OK because its organic? Is he the one who earned the money to pay for the groceries to put on the breakfast table? No, the stupid, silly bitch wife/mother thinks it's all OK because it's organic.
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sgtrock21
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Next is pine cone cereal. Yum! We know how that worked out for the late Euell Gibbons!
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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PaWolf
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DarkRealmStar
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^ Jonesing on Pine-Sol
My local grocery stores don't carry pine edibles. Darn! |
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CapeCat
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Uh oh...you mean... that big bag of Feline Pine is not cereal???
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DarkRealmStar
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^ ROFLMAO!
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purple rose
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No, ma'am, you didn't do good - you raised a brat. I bet Mom drives a Prius and thinks that makes it okay to cut people off on the freeway. In my neck of the woods it seems like every third car is a Prius and a lot of Prius drivers (not all, but many) have this attitude that they're exempt from common road etiquette.
With that said, I love NP Pumpkin Flax granola |
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Thor
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I guess I'm in the minority here, what with the bowl of Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch I had this morning. I like granola, but flax just doesn't sound like something I wanna eat. |
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PaWolf
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^you probably have it confused with 'flannel'. Yea, flannel...that is something that doesn't sound 'tasty'.
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Thor
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Flax is a textile, too. I'd rather not eat textiles. |
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purple rose
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Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch is the best. Even better than Pumpkin Flax Granola, I'll admit.
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thedude
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1) Over enunciated 's' sounds. It's 2014's vocal fry.
2) I get the feeling "Nature's Path" is a euphemism for my asshole. |
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PaWolf
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purple rose
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Guess what I just had for breakfast? Greek yogurt with NP Pumpkin Flax Granola and strawberries. I have to tell you folks this stuff is really good, and you can get a huge box on the cheap at Costco. Of course I immediately thought of this thread!
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DarkRealmStar
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I think that Nature's Path is the pathway nature intended. And with all that flax, it shouldn't take too long. P.S. I'd like to step on that voiceover chick's "path"! |
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purple rose
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Goody-goody shopping girl voice... perfect description!
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Autumn
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Holy cow this commercial drives me crazy. "haha it's orgaaaaanic" stfu, geeze. So kids can act like punks as long as they eat something organic. Really? So if little Bobby robbed the liqueur store it'll be ok because he had "haha orgaaaaaanic" chicken for dinner and orgaaaaanic pumpkin cereal for breakfast? This commercial makes me want to eat not organic just to spite them. Actually I don't think I eat much organic as it is but still. Grrr.
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sgtrock21
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Although the commercial sucks overall I enjoy Mom being the idiot for a change.
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Thor
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I wonder if the backwash little Bobby left in that carton of milk adds to the nutritional content of the bowl of cereal. My parents woulda been pissed if I ever drank right from the carton. Also, why are families who eat cereal regularly buying milk in quarts? The guy in the father-daughter-golf commercial also has only a quart bottle (in glass, no less). Quarts are for people who just use milk for their coffee. |
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Her son's saliva is also "orgaaanic," so the dumbass probably thinks it fortifies the milk with good bacteria or some sh*t.
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madwoman
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I'm always tempted to offer the "but it's orgaaaaanic" crowd a cup of arsenic-laced hemlock. Aw, c'mon!!! All the ingredients are all-natural and organic, so it MUST be good for you, right? |
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