How many of The 10 Commandments do you try keep? |
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Sandra
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I may be having them in random order.
1. Don't have any Gods before me... I did watch TV and go on the internet rather than go to church sometimes. And now I work on Sundays. 2. Don't have any Statues of yourself. Uh, I am just a normal person. No one is making a Statue of me. 3. Keep the Sabbath holy. Don't work on this day. (Sabbath is Saturday). I am a Christian, so Sunday is Holy day in my family. 4. Do not take my name in vain. I say "Oh my God," a lot... But I've heard that "vain" in this case means blasphemy.....Which I don't do. 5. Honor your mother and father. I respect my mother and father and am nice to them. 6. Do not steal. I don't steal. I find stealing to be abhorrent and immoral. 7. Do not commit adultery. I am unmarried, but couldn't see myself cheating on my potential future husband. 8. Do not kill. I've never killed anyone. 9. Do not be jealous of anyone. I am jealous of rich people.... 10. Do not lie about people. I hate lying about people. |
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Papa Lazarou
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Wow, you're an idiot, aren't you...you really misinterpret these bloody things, don't you?
1. Nah, screw this one, the other gods are more interesting, and most of them are more benevolent and less psychotic at that. 2. Maybe that one bust of Charles Darwin would count? 3. Well, there's never anything to do on that day because too many places are closed... 4. Again, you're an idiot...As for this...no, but mainly because it's a hideously boring word with no real punch. I prefer saying something like "Oh my Higgs Boson." 'cause, y'know, it's real. 5. I honour those who deserve it. Hence one parent gets some of this, the other I wouldn't spit on if it were on fire. 6. Depends. I clipped leaves/stems/etc. off these plants because the story didn't sell them individually, only in those bulk packaging things. Used the cuttings to grow my own. 7. I've been with plenty of husbands...:) 8. Not yet....but soon... 9. Yeah, "I'm going to give you a natural imbedded instinct and then tell you it's a sin." 10. ditto. |
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Thor
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They're all too vague and open to interpretation for me to really say if keep them or not. Maybe that's the point, though. Keep 'em vague to keep people on their toes. |
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7. Do not commit adultery. I am unmarried, but couldn't see myself cheating on my potential future husband.
But Sandra, you had a panty dampening crush on your boss, mmmm naughty ,naughty. Temptation is a powerful thing.
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I've never killed anyone.
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"I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries Devoid of all the passion The human spirit cannot die" |
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insanity213
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I couldn't care less about the first 10 commandments. It's 11-15 that I'm interested in.
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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msmadz
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But I shot a man in Reno once, just to watch him die... |
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insanity213
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And I ain't seen the sunshine since ... I don't know when. |
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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msmadz
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^ Now I have to listen to the song!
I hear the train a'coming It's rolling round the bend |
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aka ron
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"Shot a man for snoring"
Somebody help me name that tune.
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insanity213
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^^ Google gave 2 results - most likely you're thinking of The Bellamy Brothers' "Livin in the West."
GWAR was the other one, which were/are thrash metal from the 80's/90's. |
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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msmadz
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By the way, what the heck kind of Commandments were those? Where are all the THOU SHALT's and Thines etc? These sound like some sh*t kids would mumble before doing a secret handshake to gain entrance into a tree house.
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Eleven Rules of the Earth
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. 2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. 3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there. 4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. 5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. 6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. 7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. 8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. 9. Do not harm little children. 10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. 11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. © Anton Szandor LaVey, 1967. |
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insanity213
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Old English must be too complex for the Donathans that be. Too bad because there are plenty of commandments in the style of Old English for him to go around: I am Donathan, Ken, Anna, Sandra, Alex, etc. Donathou shalt not use other personalities before me. Donathou shalt not use the personalities' names in vain. Remember the Donath day, to keep it holy. Donathy father and mother. Donathou shalt not kill. Donathou shalt not write Dave stories behind thy wife's back Donathou shalt not steal candy bars Donathou shalt not bear false profiles against thy CIH neighbors. Donathou shalt not covet thy married boss or anything that belongs to thy boss's wife |
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DARK FATHER
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I thought "The Satanic Bible" has the 9 satanic statements...? Most of these are those 9. |
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Papa Lazarou
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Does 5. count for Geese or any of the other animals that mainly procreate by rape? XD
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Banana!
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DarkRealmStar
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^ DARK FATHER,
You are correct. The Satanic Bible was published by Anton Szandor LaVey in 1969. The Nine Satanic Statements are reworded and reordered. |
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msmadz
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Excellent |
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Sandra
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I put the thread into modern day language interpretation. How many people know what "Thou, thine, and thy" mean? Compare that to how many people know what you and your mean....
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DarkRealmStar
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Everybody knows that thou means "you," thine means "yours," and thy is the possessive form of thou. What some people don't know is the difference between "your" and "you're" though. Did you know that 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance? |
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PaWolf
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Now, now...sometime people just need to live in their own world...and we have to let them.
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Perfect response for this thread!! Loved that movie, too!!! |
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DARK FATHER
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TEN!! TEN COMMANDMENTS!!
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msmadz
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George Carlin can get it down to one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8ooMBIyC8 |
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