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Zax from the coin-op arcade pinball machine, "F-14 Tomcat" by Williams Electronics from 1987.
 
 
 


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"I've Got an Iphone" -- 7 Seconds of Love
 

 


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"I Don't Give a Sh!t About Your Website" -- Worm Quartet


 
I got an e-mail from a guy who claims to know me
Claimed he graduated from my high school in the class two years below me
And he sat three seats behind me in my composition class
And he remembers my old Anthrax shirt that showed off the crack of my ass
"Anyway" he says "Just figured I should drop you a line"
"To let you know that my homepage is finally online"
"It took me weeks and weeks but it's finally all done"
"So surf on over cyber-buddy it'll be such fun!"

He closed with the ugliest signature I'd seen in a while
And a clichéd insincere colon-parenthesis smile
The message then repeated with a lot of brackets in it
I stared in utter horror and just sat there for a minute
From the onslaught of stupidity my mind was fuking beat
But from deep in my mind a voice screamed "Dammit, delete!"
And as my pointer flailed in panic trying to send this thing to Hell
I accidentally clicked right on his fuking URL

The screen went yellow but the font was yellow too
So I couldn't see a thing and there was nothing I could do
My P-120 churned and growled like my hard drive was exploding
30 minutes went by and the first banner was still loading
I clicked "Stop" and I clicked "Exit" but my browser just ignored me
And 3 dozen Geocities ads were popping up before me
Every ad had its own window every window spawned another
And the windows spawned more windows 'til the screen was fuking smothered

So I went for a walk, just so some time could be spent,
I came back and it was still sitting at 2 percent
So I made myself some dinner and I played a game of Doom,
I read a couple novels and I wallpapered my room
Three days later it was loaded and my keyboard started to function
There was nothing but a 10-gig JPEG saying "Under Construction"
The only link on the page said "click here to e-mail me"
So I picked a font big enough for astronauts to see (and typed)

I don't give a sh!t about you fuking website
I don't give a sh!t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website
If I had a hundred spare sh!ts to give

Then a few days later another blast from the past
I got an e-mail from an ex who had dumped me on my ass
She said "My web site's up, it's something you've gotta see!"
So I figured I should make sure there weren't any pictures of me
I clicked and suddenly I was bathed in cutesy clipart galore
With more flowers birds and bunnies than a fuking Hallmark store!
It said "This is my page, and it's all about me."
"Everything you'll ever need to know updated daily"

There were stories about her sister, and pages about her Prom,
And pictures of the coming out party for her Mom,
There were pictures of her friends, and pictures of her hats,
And a hundred thousand pictures of her scraggly ugly cats
There were links to every fuking page that she even knew
And each one of them was broken, she even misspelled "Yahoo"
When I got through every fuking poem that she had ever wrote
I figured it was time to drop this stupid bitch a note (saying)

I don't give a sh!t about your fuking website
I don't give a sh!t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website
If I had a hundred spare sh!ts to give

MORE SYNTH NOW!

There's so much bullsh*t on the web it fills me with rage
Hell, even Bea Arthur has her own fuking page
So don't waste my precious time each day is only so long
I could be using that time to write another stupid song
So the moral of this story, I think it's plain to see
If your website sucks big walrus cock don't send it to me!
And if you do don't be surprised, if I get really pissed
And subscribe you to the Micheal Bolton fan club mailing list!

I don't give a sh!t about you fuking website
I don't give a sh!t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website
If I had a hundred spare sh!ts to give

PRANCE!

I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
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"Numbers" -- Kraftwerk 


 
This song smoothly segues into:

 
"Computer World Part 2" -- Kraftwerk 





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"Elektrokardiogramm" -- Kraftwerk



 


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"I've Got an Iphone" -- 7 Seconds of Love
 
This song is rather brief, so the next song that I listened to while
having my morning smoke was:


"I'm Going to Kick You in the Fvck" -- 7 Seconds of Love
 


 

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Zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Afterburner ][" aka., "Afterburner Deluxe" by Sega from 1987.



 


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Zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "äMPäri3"
by the Amiga demo group, "Dekadence".
This song is a bit short, so the next song that I "lissened" to
while having my 1st smoke of the day was...





Zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Software Make the Dance Foam Oil"
by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group, "Ephidrena" with
Kvasigen and Rave Network Overscan



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Zax from the computer demo, "Second Reality" aka. "Unreal ][" by the pee-cee demo group, "Future Crew" from 1993.
 

The demo itself is very cool to watch, so you'll want to both watch & listen. :-)
The part starting at ~9:07 is the zax I like the most today.
 


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Zax from the loader, crack, and trainer from the Commodore 64 computer
video game, "Dominator++" from the late-1980s.
 

 
When I wasn't listening to the zax from the C=64 computer video game
Wasteland (which I used to listen to in the mornings when I had the day
shift tending bar at the now-defunct Six Eleven Tavern -- before
my coffeepot finished perking) I used to listen to this as it helped to
get my ass awake.



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"Dude Looks Like a Lady" -- Aerosmith 



 


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"I've Got an Iphone" -- 7 Seconds of Love
 

 


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"Digivolution theme" -- Digimon Tamers TV series 



This song is quite brief, so the next one on my "lissening" list was:

"Biomerge Digivolution theme" -- Digimon Tamers TV series 





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"I'm the Message" -- Karl Bartos
 


Look at me: i'm the message
In sound and vision, here and now.
Listen to me: i'm the message
In sound and vision here and now.

Look at me: i'm the message
In sound and vision, here and now.
Listen to me: i'm the message
In sound and vision here and now.

In sound and vision
In sound and vision

Schau mich an: ich bin die botschaft
In bild und ton, hier und jetzt.
Hoer mir zu: ich bin die botschaft
In bild und ton, hier und jetzt.

Look at me: i'm the message
In sound and vision, here and now.
Listen to me: i'm the message
In sound and vision here and now.

In sound and vision
In sound and vision

In sound and vision
In sound and vision

In bild und ton
In bild und ton

In sound and vision
In sound and vision

In sound and vision
In sound and vision


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Theme song from season 1 of the television program, "Viva Piñata"
  



Theme song from season 2 of the television program, "Viva Piñata"
  



Ending song to the Xbox 360 home video game, "Viva Piñata"
  


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