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"You're Bird Stink's" -- Worm Quartet |
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Zax from the coin-op arcade pinball machine, "F-14 Tomcat" by Williams Electronics from 1987. |
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"I've Got an Iphone" -- 7 Seconds of Love |
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"I Don't Give a Sh!t About Your Website" -- Worm Quartet I got an e-mail from a guy who claims to know me Claimed he graduated from my high school in the class two years below me And he sat three seats behind me in my composition class And he remembers my old Anthrax shirt that showed off the crack of my ass "Anyway" he says "Just figured I should drop you a line" "To let you know that my homepage is finally online" "It took me weeks and weeks but it's finally all done" "So surf on over cyber-buddy it'll be such fun!" He closed with the ugliest signature I'd seen in a while And a clichéd insincere colon-parenthesis smile The message then repeated with a lot of brackets in it I stared in utter horror and just sat there for a minute From the onslaught of stupidity my mind was fuking beat But from deep in my mind a voice screamed "Dammit, delete!" And as my pointer flailed in panic trying to send this thing to Hell I accidentally clicked right on his fuking URL The screen went yellow but the font was yellow too So I couldn't see a thing and there was nothing I could do My P-120 churned and growled like my hard drive was exploding 30 minutes went by and the first banner was still loading I clicked "Stop" and I clicked "Exit" but my browser just ignored me And 3 dozen Geocities ads were popping up before me Every ad had its own window every window spawned another And the windows spawned more windows 'til the screen was fuking smothered So I went for a walk, just so some time could be spent, I came back and it was still sitting at 2 percent So I made myself some dinner and I played a game of Doom, I read a couple novels and I wallpapered my room Three days later it was loaded and my keyboard started to function There was nothing but a 10-gig JPEG saying "Under Construction" The only link on the page said "click here to e-mail me" So I picked a font big enough for astronauts to see (and typed) I don't give a sh!t about you fuking website I don't give a sh!t about the life you live I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website If I had a hundred spare sh!ts to give Then a few days later another blast from the past I got an e-mail from an ex who had dumped me on my ass She said "My web site's up, it's something you've gotta see!" So I figured I should make sure there weren't any pictures of me I clicked and suddenly I was bathed in cutesy clipart galore With more flowers birds and bunnies than a fuking Hallmark store! It said "This is my page, and it's all about me." "Everything you'll ever need to know updated daily" There were stories about her sister, and pages about her Prom, And pictures of the coming out party for her Mom, There were pictures of her friends, and pictures of her hats, And a hundred thousand pictures of her scraggly ugly cats There were links to every fuking page that she even knew And each one of them was broken, she even misspelled "Yahoo" When I got through every fuking poem that she had ever wrote I figured it was time to drop this stupid bitch a note (saying) I don't give a sh!t about your fuking website I don't give a sh!t about the life you live I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website If I had a hundred spare sh!ts to give MORE SYNTH NOW! There's so much bullsh*t on the web it fills me with rage Hell, even Bea Arthur has her own fuking page So don't waste my precious time each day is only so long I could be using that time to write another stupid song So the moral of this story, I think it's plain to see If your website sucks big walrus cock don't send it to me! And if you do don't be surprised, if I get really pissed And subscribe you to the Micheal Bolton fan club mailing list! I don't give a sh!t about you fuking website I don't give a sh!t about the life you live I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website If I had a hundred spare sh!ts to give PRANCE! I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website (fade to black) |
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"Teenage Dirtbag" -- Wheatus |
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"Your Girlfriend is a Cvnt" -- Emily Carter |
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"Elektrokardiogramm" -- Kraftwerk |
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"Don't Be a Racist" -- Kat McSnatch |
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"Taking Skinny Blonde Girl to Dinner" -- Emily Carter |
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"I've Got an Iphone" -- 7 Seconds of Love This song is rather brief, so the next song that I listened to while having my morning smoke was: "I'm Going to Kick You in the Fvck" -- 7 Seconds of Love |
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"Emotions in Motion" -- Billy Squier |
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Zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Afterburner ][" aka., "Afterburner Deluxe" by Sega from 1987. |
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Zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "äMPäri3" by the Amiga demo group, "Dekadence".This song is a bit short, so the next song that I "lissened" towhile having my 1st smoke of the day was... Zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Software Make the Dance Foam Oil" by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group, "Ephidrena" with Kvasigen and Rave Network Overscan |
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Zax from the computer demo, "Second Reality" aka. "Unreal ][" by the pee-cee demo group, "Future Crew" from 1993. The demo itself is very cool to watch, so you'll want to both watch & listen. :-) The part starting at ~9:07 is the zax I like the most today. |
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Zax from the loader, crack, and trainer from the Commodore 64 computer video game, "Dominator++" from the late-1980s. When I wasn't listening to the zax from the C=64 computer video game Wasteland (which I used to listen to in the mornings when I had the day shift tending bar at the now-defunct Six Eleven Tavern -- before my coffeepot finished perking) I used to listen to this as it helped to get my ass awake. |
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"I Am Going To Sh!t My Pants" -- Kat McSnatch |
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"Dude Looks Like a Lady" -- Aerosmith |
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"I've Got an Iphone" -- 7 Seconds of Love |
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"Digivolution theme" -- Digimon Tamers TV series This song is quite brief, so the next one on my "lissening" list was: "Biomerge Digivolution theme" -- Digimon Tamers TV series |
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"When Heaven Comes Down" -- Dokken |
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"I'm the Message" -- Karl Bartos Look at me: i'm the message In sound and vision, here and now. Listen to me: i'm the message In sound and vision here and now. Look at me: i'm the message In sound and vision, here and now. Listen to me: i'm the message In sound and vision here and now. In sound and vision In sound and vision Schau mich an: ich bin die botschaft In bild und ton, hier und jetzt. Hoer mir zu: ich bin die botschaft In bild und ton, hier und jetzt. Look at me: i'm the message In sound and vision, here and now. Listen to me: i'm the message In sound and vision here and now. In sound and vision In sound and vision In sound and vision In sound and vision In bild und ton In bild und ton In sound and vision In sound and vision In sound and vision In sound and vision |
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Theme song from season 1 of the television program, "Viva Piñata" Theme song from season 2 of the television program, "Viva Piñata" Ending song to the Xbox 360 home video game, "Viva Piñata" |
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"No Way Out" -- HAITZ |
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"Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues" -- S.O.D. "Pussywhipped" -- S.O.D. |
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