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PaWolf
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Hey, I'd give that white-haired lil'missy a run for her money, an'maybe a little more, as long as she doesn't have vaginal discharge, doncha know...
I AM allowed to dream, right? Or are you gonna tell on me?
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Thor
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AquilaLorelei
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Good thing I haven't seen this commercial yet, but you're right and I am WAITING for a girl named Boniva. Just WAITING, so help me... |
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zippyjet
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With that smokey voice, nice face and endlessly long legs this middle aged Milf is the last person who'd need this pill or whatever the f it is. Was she a Bond girl from the Roger Moore era? I'd shag her, a hot cougar with legs that could choke me to death any old day. If I have to croak that's the way I'd like to go. That music gets on my nerves. Does remind me of 70's bad porn flick music. And not to be politically incorrect but Osphena sounds like another baby girl name for a hood rat baby girl. Is it me or do all these drugs names sound like they could be the names for ghetto babies? Osphena, Jenuvia, Lotrell, There more of them but, I'm having a brain fart. Does anyone know the hot actress that plays the Osphena long legged milf?
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ItsAllTME
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I like to live my life in the here & now. I don't want to spend my younger years worrying about if or when all these horrid changes are going to start plaguing me & my mate. Damn pharmaceutical companies! Just leave us alone, ya money-grubbing whores! If & when we feel the need for this junk, we will seek out professional help from our doctors. Pharmaceuticals are so insanely marked up as it is, they're still going to make millions even without the constant commercial barrage.
I'm just thankful I don't have children who want explanations to all of these commercials! My heart goes out to parents who have inquisitive children. |
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deacon blues
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I want to hear about women's vag cream as much as I want to see ads for boner pills....which is not at all. The Viagra ads where men are supposed to be defined by whether they can get it up or not is just offensive. I'm happy I have reached the age of maturity where I think with my brain instead of my penis.
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i8acannibal
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Made me spray out my coffee..Is that little Ralphie from "A Christmas Story"? |
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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aka ron
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We are in our 50's. Not much need yet for all these crazy private area drugs. But we don't need to do it like teenagers anymore either.
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DarkRealmStar
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I was treated to this ad last night, in the 10 o'clock hour I think, and am glad I wasn't watching TV with anyone (except my cats, of course, and please don't make pussy jokes). (Yep, all alone on a Saturday night.)
This is just TMI!!! So post-menopausal women are going to rush to their OB-GYN docs for a script so they can experience the pleasures of pleasure without the pain? Because lubricants just can't do that? At least lubricants don't have serious and fatal side-effects! Now that the "V" word is all over, I guess there is nothing sacred anymore. The Cottonelle Brit Chick should do an ad with Viagra & Osphena ... "They go To-GETH-er!" |
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Jimbo
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I would be cringing so badly from embarrassment I doubt I'd even hear the question. Besides, ads like this are the main reason why, when I'm at my mom's house watching TV, I always hold onto the remote, so I can zap that sh*t before they pass the point of no return. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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CaptainErnie
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Just one word to describe the commercial and product....
EWWWW!!! |
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TreeSmasher
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What's wrong with this commercial?! Older women are sexy. Especially when they've got the neck wrinkles.
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Yutolia
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Is any sane, normally developing person over the age of maybe 8 ever really safe when watching television with their parents? Somehow I think not. |
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PaWolf
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Can you imagine right after the commercial ends, having Mom wanting your opinion about the stuff?
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Jimbo
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Just saw this one recently.
One more reason why guys can no longer watch TV with their mothers. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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For you both - let's get to makin' 'mouth bubbles', you insolent little creeps!
Should I wash my mouth out with soap? |
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Idiocrat
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Agree 100%. I also think it's funny that the two grandmas are alone in the ads. So did they just go at it with each other? |
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goldpet66
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It just bothers me how they're filmed in slow motion, caressing themselves, like some kind of weird soft porn prologue. I can't watch it.
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Thor
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Gotta say---those are some pretty hot post-menopausals. |
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aka ron
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Hail to the V!!!
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PaWolf
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!It will remain my wish both of you rude lil'f'king upstarts live long enough to understand WHY these meds exist.
Or maybe not.
Or maybe, even worse, your Grannies sit you down for a 'dead birds & bees' discussion about things you never wanted to know about, but you will need to soon enough (unless you both join the Vienna Boys' Choir)
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X <sig.nature>
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Tiz
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and my god, that list of side-effects at the end... it's a hell of a potential cost just to have the 'old goose loosened'.
................ Hubby is taking Cialis, they can compare side effects. Kind of like foreplay for old people sex.
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Whitedog127
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At least lubricants don't harbor the possibliity of clots, stroke or cancer of the uterine lining...damn, when I get to that age, I think I will pass on Osphena.
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Braaaandy Aaaaalexaaaaaander!
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Cat Box
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yes, apparently it gets to be quite the desert down there after menopause.
if you listen carefully you can hear the voice over downplay lubricants as if only a heathen would use them. |
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Angry McPisseron
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I didn't watch the vid...but is that the pill you take if your pussy {NOT CAT!} hurts when you phuck?
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