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aka ron
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Jimbo
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Love it!!!!!!
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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It seems that recently there's been a rash of toilet seat thefts from area public restrooms. The police said that they aren't having much luck apprehending the crook. When asked why, they replied that it's because "they have nothing to go on". If they catch the perpetrator, they plan to charge him with potty larceny. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MrTim
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(I replaced 'father' with 'parents' & fixed a spelling error.) |
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PaWolf
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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MrTim
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Not just for Halloween:
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MrTim
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aka ron
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^ I offer free mustache rides! |
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MrTim
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aka ron
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^ And my house hasn't burned down! Jeez! Is California going to be a desert wasteland in 20 years? |
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MrTim
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No, it will be Venezuela North in 10 years...
A Halloween-themed one: |
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Jimbo
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#Fartgate? Ca. Rep Eric Swalwell appears to let one rip during live interview...They're calling it #Fartgate on Twitter. While CA. Rep Eric Swalwell was answering a question earlier today during an interview by Chris Matthews on Hardball, a noise was heard that sounded suspiciously like the passing of intestinal gas from a human anus. You decide... It was later "released" by Matthews or someone with the show, that it was only the noise made by sliding a coffee mug across the desk. Hmmmmm..... |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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Sounds just like one of my blastys! Fart Categories: Blasty- Long, loud and pungent! Fleak- Somewhere in between ^ and... SBD- Silent Butt Deadly The world's best fart scene from (possibly) the best movie ever made... |
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Angry McPisseron
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“A hostile tribe captures two explorers. The tribesmen drag the explorers before their Chief.
The Chief asks the first explorer, “Death or Chi-Chi?” He obviously doesn’t want to die, so he responds, “Chi Chi!” Three beefy tribesmen bludgeon him with clubs and sexually assault him with all kinds of disgusting & heinous sexual acts. The Chief then turns to the second explorer and asks, “Death or Chi-Chi?” He doesn’t want to suffer the same fate as his partner, so he responds, “Death!” The chief then says, “Ok, death it is. But first, Chi-Chi.”
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True Lies
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LOLOLOL...……………… Or "DEATH BY CHI-C HI" !!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !! |
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I...………..AM NOT A CROOK."
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Jimbo
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Yeah, I always heard it as "OK. Death by chi-Chi".
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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True Lies
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Toooooooooo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I...………..AM NOT A CROOK."
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True Lies
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I heard it
Chi-O Same-same.....
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I...………..AM NOT A CROOK."
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MrTim
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aka ron
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Happy Thanks-give-a-sh*t! |
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MrTim
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aka ron
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True Lies
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And as usual..........................
The subject is drug WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! off topic.................. (still think the original is TTTTOOOOOooooooooooooo FUNNY)
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I...………..AM NOT A CROOK."
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True Lies
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THANKS !!!!!!!!!
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I...………..AM NOT A CROOK."
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