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Another one of those wing suit flyers meets his maker in Rio de Janiero.
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Letter to Dr. Phil Dear Dr. Phil, I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner, who it turned out, loves trout fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake. A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful trout you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught its twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice trout that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists? Thanks,
Barry L. P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two trout we caught. v v v v v v v v v v v v
****************************************** Dear Barry, Get rid of that narrow-minded wife. That's a nice pair of trout! Sincerely, Dr. Phil |
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i8acannibal
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I dunno...
There once was a man from Trent, Whose pecker was badly bent, To save him the trouble, He stuck it in double, So instead of coming he went. Why not? |
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No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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What, nothin' about Nantucket????
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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i8acannibal
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Figured that had been done before. I learned the Trent one from a 79 year old that was one of my best friends. He has since passed on. So I just try to pass it on... It has probably been heard, but out of respect, I still tell it.I was around 25 at the time. 35 now if it matters..Just wait for the squishing ants one. |
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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Papa Lazarou
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Some outtakes from a brilliant show (reviewing it soon) Also, as a bonus, you get to see the actress who plays Victor Meldrew's wife say F*ck it. |
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Jimbo
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* She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
* The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
* No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
* A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
* Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
* A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. Police are looking into it.
* Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.' |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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And for you Spinal Tap fans...
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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I found this on the other forum.....Shame, shame!
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insanity213
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^^ Did they confirm it was lightning that caused the electrocution and not a short in her "power tool?"
Speaking of embarrassing ways to die: "Wow he really made it!" "Yeah, but at what a price ..." |
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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Jimbo
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I don't think that was a real story there, insanny. |
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I know, my reply was tongue in cheek as well Also looking through the site, it's a pretty safe bet it's entirely a joke/troll site e.g. having an article masturbation causing the Supermoon. It seems to be a satirical mockery of religions in general's views on sex and masturbation. |
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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aka ron
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We don't really have a thread for 'cute' so this will have to do.
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Stuff from an utterly bizarre surreal absurd comedy by Noel Fielding, "Luxury Comedy" Not for everyone, but if you don't mind a mix of creepy, unusual, and funny, it's worth a shot. |
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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The title's kinda misleading - should be more like "How to get your dog's hopes up"
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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