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stan319
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Posted: 11 Aug 2013 at 2:29pm |
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I don't know what happened to my post. It went right to the list before I could type anything.
Any way, I was going to comment on the commercials about the pills to make your pecker bigger, thicker and last longer. I didn't look for the commercial but you know what I'm talking about. They come on and ask a bunch of questions about you wanting to make your sex life better. Well, yeah duh,hyuk, hyuk! First of all, they have to come up with a way to convince you to buy this crap. So, they have to find a way to tell you what it (supposedly) does with out using off color language. Yet, they have to use language that the knuckle draggers will understand and buy this stuff. It's "free", all you have to do is pay shipping and handling. Of course, this is 3 or 4 times what it really costs. I guess my definition of the word "free" and there's are different. |
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Jimbo
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The question still remains... what is a "bonner" & why would somebody take pills for it?
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aka ron
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I don't know if BONER is in the dictionary but watch your spelling Stan.
I hear these contraptions have some spell check device on them, Beats me.
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stan319
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A bonner is a hard on, or erection of your penis. The pills are a scam.
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Thor
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Jimbo
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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Well, I've had plenty of BONERS, but I don't know if I've ever had a "bonner". |
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Thor
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Jimbo
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Hey, you talk about getting boners as a kid, then post a pic of a cowboy????
Where is one's mind supposed to go??? But even if I did hope you were gay & you were, you still wouldn't be my type. You're nowhere near hunky enough. |
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Papa Lazarou
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Isn't it a type of car?
The Bonnerville? |
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Thor
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Maybe not, but you haven't seen my bonner. In fact, y'know that song My Bonner Lies Over the Ocean? Well, let's just say that, in my case, it literally does. The entire stretch.
So, would Junior Bonner be more your type?
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aka ron
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Jimbo
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I wonder if Stan319 gets it yet.
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You guys quit picking on Stan dammit. Per the Urban Dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Booner.
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Jimbo
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Well, if "Bonner pills" are as bad as Stan says, let's all hope they don't start selling "Banner pills"....
We'd be in a world of sh*t!!!! |
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aka ron
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The people here are good people , Stan.
Well educated, brilliant people. Eloquent speakers that can express themselves effortlessly. Even the best of them make mistakes. |
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MrTim
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You probably ordered boehner pills by mistake, which worked opposite to what you expected. You should complain to the company and exchange them....
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Jimbo
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Boehner pills... those are the ones that cause you to lose control of your house, make you cry a lot & turn your skin orange, aren't they? I'd sue!!!! |
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insanity213
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He might have gotten 'bonner' from The Scotsman, when the lyrics refer to his pecker as a bonnie star:
"As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show." |
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MrTim
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Nah, he might have gotten it from what happened at Bonner Pass. A bunch of starving people got stranded in a blizzard, and all they had were some pills, but after they took those, they started eating each other. (Or maybe that's how he heard it.... )
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PaWolf
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....maybe StanleyTheSpellingBee meant 'Bonnet Pills'.
Take two and wake up different in the morning... Here's a few choices...
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Tiz
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Since the pills are a scam, one can buy the Hoover bonner vac.
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KrissyBean
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This entire string just made me giggle. Thanks guys.
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