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    Posted: 11 Aug 2013 at 2:29pm
I don't know what happened to my post. It went right to the list before I could type anything.
  Any way, I was going to comment on the commercials about the pills to make your pecker bigger, thicker and last longer.
  I didn't look for the commercial but you know what I'm talking about.
  They come on and ask a bunch of questions about you wanting to make your sex life better.
  Well, yeah duh,hyuk, hyuk!
  First of all, they have to come up with a way to convince you to buy this crap. So, they have to find a way to tell you what it (supposedly) does with out using off color language. Yet, they have to use language that the knuckle draggers will understand and buy this stuff.
  It's "free", all you have to do is pay shipping and handling. Of course, this is 3 or 4 times what it really costs.
  I guess my definition of the word "free" and there's are different.
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The question still remains... what is a "bonner" & why would somebody take pills for it?

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Aug 2013 at 2:57pm
I don't know if BONER is in the dictionary but watch your spelling Stan.
I hear these contraptions have some spell check device on them, Beats me.
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A bonner is a hard on, or erection of your penis. The pills are a scam.
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When I was 8, I used to get a...
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

When I was 8, I used to get a...



I've always suspected that you might be gay.

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Originally posted by stan319 stan319 wrote:

A bonner is a hard on, or erection of your penis. The pills are a scam.


Well, I've had plenty of BONERS, but I don't know if I've ever had a "bonner".

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Aug 2013 at 3:51pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

When I was 8, I used to get a...



I've always suspected that you might be gay.

 
I think you meant to say "I've always hoped that you might be gay."  'Cuz there's no other reason for your mind to have immediately gone there.   
 
 
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Hey, you talk about getting boners as a kid, then post a pic of a cowboy????

Where is one's mind supposed to go???

But even if I did hope you were gay & you were, you still wouldn't be my type.

You're nowhere near hunky enough.



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Isn't it a type of car?

The Bonnerville?
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Hey, you talk about getting boners as a kid, then post a pic of a cowboy????

Where is one's mind supposed to go???
 
But even if I did hope you were gay & you were, you still wouldn't be my type.

You're nowhere near hunky enough.



 
Maybe not, but you haven't seen my bonner.  In fact, y'know that song My Bonner Lies Over the Ocean?  Well, let's just say that, in my case, it literally does.  The entire stretch.
 
So, would Junior Bonner be more your type?
 
 
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Isn't it a type of car?

The Bonnerville?
LOL Valet, Go fetch my Bonerville, Wait... did we drive the Bone-air.
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Isn't it a type of car?

The Bonnerville?

Yes. The first car I ever purchased was in 1967 at the ripe old age of 15 was a 1963 Pontiac "bonnervile" convertible for $900. 421 cubic inch V8 with 3X2 barrel carburetors, 380 HP, 4 speed automatic transmission. The perfect car for a 15 y/o! P.S. I was getting regular boners at that age. I love when a poster leaves themselves "wide open". It has probably happened to all of us.   
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I wonder if Stan319 gets it yet.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

 
When I was 8, I used to get a...
 
 
 I remember when that came out, my brother called it "Junior Boner".
 
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You guys quit picking on Stan dammit. Per the Urban Dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Booner.
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an erection achieved from watching either of the boondock saints movies. far more ferocious than your average erection
last christmas my family decided to put on boondock saints after dinner. i had to run from the house to hide my booner
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Well, if "Bonner pills" are as bad as Stan says, let's all hope they don't start selling "Banner pills"....



We'd be in a world of sh*t!!!!


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The people here are good people , Stan.
Well educated, brilliant people.
Eloquent speakers that can express themselves effortlessly.
Even the best of them make mistakes.
 
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Originally posted by stan319 stan319 wrote:

A bonner is a hard on, or erection of your penis. The pills are a scam.
 
You probably ordered boehner pills by mistake, which worked opposite to what you expected.  You should complain to the company and exchange them....  LOL
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

You probably ordered boehner pills by mistake, which worked opposite to what you expected. You should complain to the company and exchange them....


Boehner pills... those are the ones that cause you to lose control of your house, make you cry a lot & turn your skin orange, aren't they?

I'd sue!!!!



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He might have gotten 'bonner' from The Scotsman, when the lyrics refer to his pecker as a bonnie star:

"As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.
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Nah, he might have gotten it from what happened at Bonner Pass.  A bunch of starving people got stranded in a blizzard, and all they had were some pills, but after they took those, they started eating each otherShocked  (Or maybe that's how he heard it....  LOL)
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Confused....maybe StanleyTheSpellingBee meant 'Bonnet Pills'.
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Since the pills are a scam, one can buy the Hoover bonner vac.
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This entire string just made me giggle. Thanks guys. LOL
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