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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Jan 2016 at 7:24pm
LOL...I...I...I can't decide which is more stupid - the current 'blacklash' against the Academy Awards, or THIS....

 

...but I could really care less - the amount of time it took just to post this is more than I've spent on the above subjects.

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Here's the story of a man who came and went at the same time.

Quote Michigan man dies in crash while driving and masturbating to porn on his phone

BY ALFRED NG    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

He should have kept his hands on the wheel.

A distracted Michigan driver was killed in a car wreck he caused by watching porn and masturbating instead of watching the road, Michigan State Police told FOX 2 Detroit.

Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was "beating" on Detroit’s Interstate 75 early Sunday when the skin-flick distraction on his smartphone caused him to roll out of control. Jones wasn't wearing a seatbelt and was ejected from the 1996 Toyota's sunroof.

ONE IN 10 AMERICANS WOULD DO PORN FOR $1 MILLION — AND 6% WOULD MURDER FOR $1 BILLION

Cops found the motor-masturbator without any pants on when authorities arrived around 3:30 a.m. at the scene of the crash.

Michigan State Police Lt. Mike Shaw said the porn-induced crash was one of the most bizarre things he had ever heard of.

“We see people putting on makeup, we see people doing different things as far as hygiene, as far as reading books, it’s almost to the fact there’s so much technology out there a lot of people are more paying attention to what they’re doing other than driving their cars,” Shaw told CBS Detroit.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Jan 2016 at 9:09pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Here's the story of a man who came and went at the same time.

Quote Michigan man dies in crash while driving and masturbating to porn on his phone



The gene pool just keeps on getting shallower and shallower.

 
Unfortunately, at that age, he's probably done all his procreations.
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Unfortunately, at that age, he's probably done all his procreations.


That could be seen as both a good and a bad thing.



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It's hard to drive with no hands. I guess that he should have had a heads up display (HUD) to watch his porn while playing whack-a-mole. One hand on the wheel, the other on the, ummm, stick.
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<voice of 1950's hygiene film narrator>
 
"Snuff Porn:  It can kill ...YOU!"
 
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That's twice now today, I try to post and the whole site goes down.
 
This douchbag really pisses me off.
 
WTF? Is 'Affluenza'
 
Kills 4 people in drunk driving accident.
 
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I wonder if this is the same guy?





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This douchbag really pisses me off.
 
WTF? Is 'Affluenza'
 
Kills 4 people in drunk driving accident.
 
Look on the bright side:  There is always the chance that he (or the family) couldn't come up with enough serious pesos to keep him from being raped in a Mexican prison...
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Then instead of affluenza, he'll have influenza. Serves this little fooker right.
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Well, he's back in American custody now.

Sadly, the most time he'll do is a few months on the probation violation.

His mother could end up doing ten years, though.

And I hope she does. Then, after a few of those years go by and he hasn't so much as sent her a birthday card, she'll begin to realize what a colossal mistake and waste of time it was to have ever defended him and kept him out of jail in the first place.

I doubt the little ass himself would feel a tinge of remorse about it either.



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I think that they had a "very close" relationship. He'll screw up again without his mommy/girlfriend around. Then he'll get his, what is it, 10-40 years?
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Ha! I had to look through 3 pages to find this thread.
 
Them Fockers in Georgia is crazy!
 
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Confused One must really wonder just who is really the most stupid, here.
  • Did she REALLY need to hear what was said?
  • Did the operation staff REALLY need to choose that time to express their thoughts?
  • Did ABC News REALLY need to slant the story in one direction as badly as they did?
If anyone looks into more of what the woman said during her pre-op "tense meeting" they woud be asking the same three questions. There are otyyyyyy88ideos where she clearly shows her level of (un)intell igence).
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^  You can certainly be fooled by how damned cute they are.
 
 
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^You're an idiot if you are fooled by those little gangs of dumpster bandits. They're dangerous as can be - we didn't have them on Wolfy Island, we do down in The Swamp, and had them by the gazillions in Texas. The only things I dislike as much as raccoons are possums and wild turkies, both of which are incredibly dangerous, but they are good fun with a hand gun.
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Racoons are some mean little critters.
 
There were 3 of us on the winter time crew at Bear Slide.
 
Long story short, there was a large ranch style house that was converted to the clubhouse and golf shop.
 
A coon got in through the chimney and raided the snack bar...LOL
 
We went over there armed with a pitch fork, a baseball bat and a 9mm.
 
Nobody got shot.
 
We promptly covered the chimney with some pretty heavy screen material.
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They shot Koko!!  Cry
 
How can you blame anyone but the mother for this tragedy?
 
"The gorilla rushed the boy, but did not hit the boy," Nicely said. "He almost was guarding the boy, was protecting him."
 
 
Days after a 450 pound gorilla named Harambe was shot and killed to protect the life of a 4-year-old boy who fell into his enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo, Jack Hanna, the Director Emeritus of the Columbus Zoo in Ohio, and the host of a series of television shows about wild animals, defended the decision to put down the animal.
 
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I found this and I'm quoting from a thread in another forum.
 
Published on Jul 24, 2016
Siberian tigers at a wildlife park in Beijing have mauled a woman to death and wounded another when they stepped out of their car in an enclosure, a Chinese state-run newspaper said.

A tiger pounced on one of the women after she got out of a private car in which she was touring the Beijing Badaling Wildlife World on Saturday, the Legal Evening News reported.

The second woman was killed by another tiger that leapt at her after she stepped out of the vehicle to try to help her companion, the report said.

The Yanqing district government confirmed in an official microblog post that the tiger attack took place at the park, which lies at the foot of the Great Wall. It offered few details but said the injured person was being treated.

Visitors are allowed to drive their own vehicles around the park, but are forbidden from getting out while in certain enclosures, the report said.

A woman who answered the phone at the park refused to comment on the attack, saying only that the park was closed for two days due to forecasts of heavy rain.

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Some of you may have seen this story...I'm just hoping the 'topless' photo surfaces so we all can see.
 
 
A 19-year-old Texas A&M University student taking a topless selfie while driving slammed into the rear of a stopped police car and was arrested, police said on Thursday.
 
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