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There's a thread for our favorite quotes from sitcoms and other primetime shows, so I figured we should also have one for movies. There are tons of movie one liners and whatnot uploaded to youtube, so feel free to post those as well After all there are plenty of movie lines that are made great/funny by the actor or actress's delivery.
From In the Mouth of Madness: "A reality is just what we tell tell each other it is. Sane and insane could easily switch places ... if the insane were to become the majority, you would find yourself locked in a padded cell wondering what happened to the world." From American Beauty: "This hasn't been a marriage for years, but you were happy as long as I kept my mouth shut. Well guess what? I've changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny because you're obviously not gonna help me out in that department!" |
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Blazing Saddles: "The sheriff is NEAR"
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^^ From another Brooks classic, History of the World:
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Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it. |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Yeah....I ended up looking up one quote to get the wording right...and this happened.... |
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My Cousin Vinny:
"Lisa I don't need this. I swear to GOD I do not need this right now. I got a judge that's just achin' to throw me in jail. An IDIOT who wants to fight me for 200 dollars. Slaughtered pigs, giant loud whistles! I ain't slept in 5 days! I got no money, a dress code problem, AND, a little murder case, which in the balance holds the lives of 2 innocent kids ... not to mention, YOUR *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* biological clock! My career! YOUR LIFE! OUR MARRIAGE! AND LET ME SEE, WHAT ELSE WE CAN PILE ON? IS THERE ANY MORE SH!T WE CAN PILE ON TO THE TOP OF THE OUTCOME OF THIS CASE?!? IS IT POSSIBLE?!??" |
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Another Blazing Saddles..."It's twue. it's twue!"
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid..."Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?" |
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Back To The Future
Doc Emmet Brown "One point twenty one jigawats? Great Scott where am I going find something with that type of power?" Marty McFly "But Doc, we don't have enough road to get up to 88 MPH!" Doc Emmet Brown "Roads? Where were going we don't need any roads!" |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour? You're gonna see some serious sh*t." "Ronald Reagan, the actor???? Then who's Vice President, Jerry Lewis???" From The Rookie: Clint Eastwood: "There's gotta be a hundred reasons why I don't blow you away, but right now I can't think of one." That's just a vintage Eastwood one liner |
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Heat:
Neil: "I dunno what you're doing. Remember Jimmy from the yard used to say - you wanna be making moves on the street, have no attachments. Allow nothing to be in your life that you cannot walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner. Remember that?" Chris: "For me the sun rises and sets with her, man." Up in Smoke: Chong: "Hey be careful with that sh*t man." Cheech: "Awww, what is it heavvvy stuff man? Will it blow me away?" Chong: "You better put your seatbelt on man I'll tell you that much." |
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Airport:
Joe Patroni (George Kennedy) "Hold on, we're going for broke!" "That's one nice thing about the 707, it can do anything but read." Eva Quonsett (Helen Hayes) "I liked the old way better" |
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Poiuyt Power!!!
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"He knocked over another ATM. This time at knife point. He needs your legal advice."
[Fletcher picks up phone] "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!" |
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Paulo: Put up your hands!
Hans (Christopher Walken): No. Paulo: What? Hans: I said no. Paulo: Why not? Hans: Because I don't want to. Paulo: But... I have a gun... Hans: So? I don't care. Paulo: It doesn't make any sense! Hans: Too bad! -(Seven Psychopaths)
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Martin Q. Blank: You must've done some *naughty* sh*t there, Bart. [flips dossier over to him] Martin Q. Blank: There's a contract out on your life. Believe me. I was hired to kill you, but I'm not going to do it. It's either because I'm in love with your daughter or because I have a newfound respect for life. Mr. Grocer: [Dan Akroyd, following in van] That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life. ("Gross Point Blank") |
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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From one of the best movies ever made:
"Some men get the world, others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona"
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Banana!
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Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Fletcher: "Depends on how long you were following me!" And: |
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As Good As It Gets:
Melvin Udall: Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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Blade: "Some mother****ers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill."
I saw Blade opening night at the theater, and the entire (packed) audience loved that one |
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Another Butch Cassidy & Sundance Kid: getting ready to jump off a cliff--
Sundance won't do it but finally says, "I can't swim!" Butch replies, "Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you." Cat on a Hot Tin Roof: I like the part where Big Daddy (b. ives) & Brick (p. newman) keep throwing around the word "mendacity," and "lies and liars." And I love Maggie's description of Mae and Goober's bratty kids as, "little, no-neck monsters" in her excellent Southern accent. There are just too many to list!
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A new study finds that people who are chipper & happy live longer. Which is surprising because people who aren't chipper & happy want to kill people who are always chipper & happy. David Letterman
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The Godfather:
Michael: "My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Luca held a gun to his head and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract." --------------------------------------------- Clemenza: "Leave the gun, take the cannoli." |
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Double lucky. It's the first bit after the intro. |
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Psycho:
It's not like my mother's a maniac or anything. She just goes a little mad sometimes ..... we all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you? Vacation, after Clark tells Rusty how Christie Brinkley's character was a "pool waitress" Clark: "You understand, don't you Russ?" Rusty: "Umm sure I understand ... Do you think Mom will buy it?" |
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The Big Lebowski:
Maude: What do you do for recreation? Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. |
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