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Totino's Pizza Rolls
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    Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 10:39pm
Three or four kids sneak down to the kitchen
to grab a clandestine midnight snack.

The kid is like "Shhh, don't wake my parents... I've got Totino's..."

Yeah, so they're all makin' their hot little Totino's rolls and whatnot.
And as soon as they start eating, the kids start yelling.
That's right. Totino's Pizza Rolls are so good, they give you Tourettes.

The first one shouts, "Hey this tastes like a PIZZA!"
Then this one kid yells "MINE TASTES LIKE A TACO !!!"
I mean he f**king screams it.

Yes, people. Scream at me and I'll buy whatever you're selling.

Suddenly the hallway light turns on.
Looks like our little brats have woken the parents.
How would you like to wake up to "Mine tastes like a taco"?

"Run!" scream the kids, and they flee the kitchen. Yelling.

Good one, kids. YELL A LOT and run away.
Now, they'll never know it was you who ate the Totino's rolls.
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Posts: 4535 		  Quote FaithSF Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 6:55pm
"I LOVE TOTINO'S PIZZA ROLLS!"
I want to smother this child. With a pillow.
You're just jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me--and Yutolia!
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Posts: 0 		  Quote 8 Track Single Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 May 2008 at 6:49pm
While I like Totino's Pizza Rolls, I wouldn't smash a brick wall just to get them--wait, that's another commercial for said product. 
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Posts: 33 		  Quote repoed2 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Aug 2009 at 7:03pm
I HATE all of those ads for those Pizza Rolls....this is irrelevant to what you stated, but the commercials always show a bunch of skinny-ass kids eating a large plate of them..., one serving of those things (like 5 pieces) has 2 grams of Trans-Fat...and you have 3-4 kids eating sharing a huge plate of them
 
Also-the filling is like lava! you can't just put them in the microwave and eat them as soon as they're done (unless you want to lose your sense of taste)
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This reminded me that I have pizza rolls in the freezer.  And guess what, they're Totino's.  And guess what else, I LOVE TOTINO'S PIZZA ROLLS!
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Originally posted by FaithSF

"I LOVE TOTINO'S PIZZA ROLLS!"
I want to smother this child. With a pillow.
 
OMFG!!!!  ShockedShockedShocked  Wow.  SICK! 
 
 
 
 Faithy-Poo-- Loving how  to tell people how to post and..... not  to insult others .
 
 
Faithy-Poo --wanting to smother innocent  kids with  a pillow......PRICELESS.
 
LOLLOLLOL
 
 
 
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Let's keep it civil here please.
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