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    Posted: 12 Aug 2013 at 2:04pm
Originally posted by DKS DKS wrote:

I saw this post 3 times before I realized it said "Zoomies" and not "Zombies".


I don't know if you read the entire thread, but I mentioned the same thing somewhere.

I think a couple of others said they did the same thing!!!

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I saw this post 3 times before I realized it said "Zoomies" and not "Zombies".
"I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries
Devoid of all the passion
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As a few folks seem to have been suckered already, I'll just pass on this sincere warning: DO NOT USE THE "SUN" FILTERS FOR ANYTHING. Certainly NOT for observing the Sun!!!       

I've been an amateur astronomer for than 30 years, and can tell you absolutely that those "filters" will fail, exposing your eyes to the full sunlight. With a magnifying lens focusing the Sun onto your eyes, like a little kid using a glass to burn ants and other bugs.

I'm sure that most of those ambulance chasing liars (oops, I mean Lawyers) on those other TV ads we hate are just figgeting in their chairs with impatience to sue the maker for all kinds of things.

Rather than wasting your ten bucks, send me the money! Or burn it. Best yet, donate it to help maintain this web forum!
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Here's the commercial cheesy as ****!
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

I was just now assaulted by the zoomies commercial. I feel sad that consumers can be convinced to purchase this crap.
LOL...just wait, Sarge. When you REALLY want to panic is the day you go in for that next 'exam' and your proctologist is wearing a pair and lookin' an awful lot like someone we all know and love (but not in the 'biblical sense')...
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I was just now assaulted by the zoomies commercial. I feel sad that consumers can be convinced to purchase this crap.
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I must confess, knowing quite a bit about optics, I knew what I was getting into. I ordered them for the "dork" factor. I, too, was surprised at getting 2 pairs. It's my birthday today and my girlfriend's is next week. She'll be so surprised at her gift!
Yes, Zoomies are a total piece of c#^p. But, for the small price, it will be totally worth the laughs. My hat's off to the Zoomie folks for pulling off this delightful fraud.


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I'm happy that I read this now I won't waste my money. I was going to get them to use when doing crafts. ;P
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

God, how I wanted a pair of those things.
 
 
I saw one of those once at a Garage Sale, a Pair of Cardboard Specs with a pinhole, inside of which was a feather.
 
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We believed it because we wanted to so badly.
 
Even now as grown "adult" men, if somebody developed a product that would actually allow us to really do that, we'd be buying it in droves.
 
I remember a story a few years ago about a particular Sony video camera that had a night vision setting that actually allowed the user to see various outlines on a person's body thru their clothing.
 
 
AAMOF, there are devices out there now that utilize infra red light to allow digital cameras to "see thru" clothing.
 
 
Google x-ray camera or video camera x-ray vision, etc., & you'll see a lot of stuff about it.
 
There are instructional videos on YouTube on how to make them as well.
 
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Who didn't?
 
Funny how all the writing for that ad states that the thing isn't real ("optical illusion", "seems to be able to...")---yet we all believed that we'd really be able to see through girls' clothes.
 
 
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God, how I wanted a pair of those things.
 
 
 
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The fact that this product costs only $10 would've probably told me that it's about as good as a pair of those X-ray Specs they used to advertise in comic books.
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Tampon Submarine Tampon Submarine wrote:

They really are a PWPOSMF (Pussywhipped Piece of Shiit MotherFukker) and really did "earn" {cough, sputter, sound of a toilet flushing} the rather emphatic, "DO NOT BUY" rating from me. CryDeadAngryDeadCry
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Just don't forget about them come this Halloween when you're putting together a costume!!!
 
 
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Originally posted by Tampon Submarine Tampon Submarine wrote:


    Control photograph (no Zoomies™ Wearable Binoculars). 



ConfusedShockedLOL
Ang...seriously!
You look DANGEROUS, above.LOL I love it! TOO funny!
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They really are a PWPOSMF (Pussywhipped Piece of Shiit MotherFukker) and really did "earn" {cough, sputter, sound of a toilet flushing} the rather emphatic, "DO NOT BUY" rating from me. CryDeadAngryDeadCry
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I never even thought of 'Zombies', being one to always think 'on the good side'.
ConfusedThese things don't look like they'd even help a decent 'peeping tom' get a better view.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:


 

(Also, when I read the thread title, I thought it said "Zombies" LOL)

 

 




 

Same here.

 

 


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Nothing more than a pair of Galilean Telescopes mounted in cheap china plastic. 3x, that's it. What a Gyp!Dead
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

On the positive side, they look like they could be incorporated into some kind of robot/cyborg type Halloween costume!!! Thumbs Up
 
You know, I may just add that to the "PROS" field!!! LOLThumbs UpLOL

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You did, you did!!!!
 
We just did it first!!!!! LOL
 
 
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God damnit you guys, I was going to post about the zombie similarity.
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Yet again, zombies...
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

 
(Also, when I read the thread title, I thought it said "Zombies" LOL)
 
 
 
Same here.
 
 
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On the positive side, they look like they could be incorporated into some kind of robot/cyborg type Halloween costume!!! Thumbs Up
 
(Also, when I read the thread title, I thought it said "Zombies" LOL)
 
 
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