700 club Jesus is missing |
Post Reply |
Author | ||
verminstew
Junior Executive Joined: 21 May 2008 Location: Charm City, MD Status: Offline Points: 922 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Posted: 15 Jun 2013 at 12:59am |
|
Zig Zag rolling paper man, LOL!
|
||
Sponsored Links | ||
sgtrock21
Junior Executive Joined: 18 Dec 2011 Location: Oregon Status: Offline Points: 6884 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/384466/3/Air-travelers-find-Jesus---on-airport-security-floor- |
||
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
|
||
DirtyD79
Revolutionary Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Pittsburgh,PA Status: Offline Points: 2005 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
|
||
Mind on My Money, Money on My Beer
|
||
Papa Lazarou
Ad Exec Formerly Codtaro Joined: 18 Nov 2011 Location: New Mexico Status: Offline Points: 7710 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
Jesus strikes me as more the Violin type.
but an electric violin...with bones on it...and the neck is Satan's pecker. |
||
Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
||
DirtyD79
Revolutionary Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Pittsburgh,PA Status: Offline Points: 2005 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
Judging by how annoying his own fan club is maybe Jesus is avoiding them. Maybe he just wants to relax, watch some Family Guy, drink a few beers, smoke a joint, and play his guitar in peace without everybody buggin' him for something.
|
||
Mind on My Money, Money on My Beer
|
||
EMCEE
Junior Executive Joined: 07 Feb 2010 Location: IL Status: Offline Points: 2731 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
Hey, 700 Club idiots! I found Jesus! He's at the bottom of the ocean! He says that you should come to him, with only faith as your scuba gear!
|
||
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain |
||
sgtrock21
Junior Executive Joined: 18 Dec 2011 Location: Oregon Status: Offline Points: 6884 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
|
||
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
|
||
Synesthesia
Junior Executive Joined: 16 Jul 2009 Status: Offline Points: 2088 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
Hurm. Like Jesus would have anything to do with those 700 club nutwits. Dude would probably chase them like he did those money lenders
|
||
Is this love big enough to watch over me?
Big enough to let go of me Without hurting me, Like the day I learned to swim?-Kate Bush The Fog |
||
sgtrock21
Junior Executive Joined: 18 Dec 2011 Location: Oregon Status: Offline Points: 6884 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
|
||
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
|
||
Papa Lazarou
Ad Exec Formerly Codtaro Joined: 18 Nov 2011 Location: New Mexico Status: Offline Points: 7710 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
He's in Richard Gere's bum.
Seriously, I saw a sex toy for sale with an "engraved" holy image in it. You have the option of Jesus ascending, or a Madonna. |
||
Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
||
HerOdyssey
Newbie Joined: 19 Apr 2013 Location: Oregon Status: Offline Points: 2 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
Maybe Jeebus is lost underneath that last guy's subtle and realistic toupé
|
||
Thor
Revolutionary Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 63903 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
I don't think they ever found the 900-foot Jesus that Oral Roberts once saw. I mean, how the hell could that Jesus have gone missing?
|
||
sgtrock21
Junior Executive Joined: 18 Dec 2011 Location: Oregon Status: Offline Points: 6884 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
|
||
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
|
||
Ad nauseous
Revolutionary Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Connecticut Status: Offline Points: 23601 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
I changed the quality less pixelating I finally get to see it, funny stuff!
|
||
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
|
||
Tiz
Revolutionary I donated! Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Virginia Status: Offline Points: 15588 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
^^^ Great advertising for KFC right across the street, frickin . Is she giving the windshield wiper a blowjob?
|
||
Ad nauseous
Revolutionary Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Connecticut Status: Offline Points: 23601 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
LOL! unfortunately I can't see much beause the video is constantly pixelating!!!! f**kING DIGITAL MEDIA!!!!!!
|
||
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
|
||
MrTim
Ad Exec Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Status: Offline Points: 10421 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
|
||
hump
Junior Executive Joined: 14 Oct 2012 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 84 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
lol she does! I bet it's her's now. |
||
Jimbo
Honor Roll Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 56959 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
She sounds like Sam Kinison.
I wonder if that's her car.... |
||
...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
||
hump
Junior Executive Joined: 14 Oct 2012 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 84 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
Speaking of billboards. I remember seeing a billboard between Dallas and Houston that said
"Stop the porn and be reborn" -Jesus Blasphemy at its best! Last I heard, Jesus was on Sepulveda Blvd, getting hot with the women. Too bad the jagoff shot the video sidways. |
||
Jimbo
Honor Roll Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 56959 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
They go hand in hand, don't they?
|
||
...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
||
sgtrock21
Junior Executive Joined: 18 Dec 2011 Location: Oregon Status: Offline Points: 6884 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
|
||
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
|
||
Jimbo
Honor Roll Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 56959 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
I'm not an atheist, but I do like these billboards.
Article:
|
||
...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
||
sgtrock21
Junior Executive Joined: 18 Dec 2011 Location: Oregon Status: Offline Points: 6884 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
|
|
No luck on YouTube. This is a recent commercial where the spokesperson states that "the only thing missing is Jesus". Why is there not an amber alert? Why is the latest photo of Jesus not on milk cartons? Just kidding. I think Jesus has been missing since the empty tomb and the ascenction! Over 2,000 years ago.
|
||
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
|
||
Post Reply | |
Tweet
|
Forum Jump | Forum Permissions You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot create polls in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum |