Femring

It has been a long time since I ragged on (har, har, har)
an ad for a feminine product, but this one just isn't going away.

Every morning I've been seeing this commercial for a menopause treatment called Femring. The ad describes symptoms of menopause while it shows ladies jogging and getting into hot tubs.
The word "vaginal" is spoken four times in this ad, and it appears on the screen another three times. That's SEVEN "vaginals" during my breakfast.

The ad says you shouldn't use femring if you have irregular vaginal bleeding or blood clots. Then the ad goes on to say that a side effect of Femring is irregular vaginal bleeding.
I am so lucky I'm not a guy who puts ketchup on his eggs.

Perhaps the most disturbing thing about the ad is that it says Femring is not a pill, a patch, or a cream. Now I am left with my imagination to figure out what the hell it might be. If it's not a pill, a patch, or a cream, what does that leave? I'm left to conclude it's something that must be inserted.
I imagine countless avocado and tomato omelettes being tossed in the trash.


"Vaginal! Vaginal!"