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Insanity, that was exactly the song I sang when I had the squirrel "dance".  Too funny!
 
 
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DeadThis isn't the specific commercial, but I *DO* have to get this thread back on track. Enjoy.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

DeadThis isn't the specific commercial, but I *DO* have to get this thread back on track. Enjoy.


Wow Pawolf that's the only time I've seen Honey Boo Boo,semi-sane. She looks almost normal, whats going on? Is she toning it down? Whats happening here? Too many questions!!!!
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

DeadThis isn't the specific commercial, but I *DO* have to get this thread back on track. Enjoy.


Wow Pawolf that's the only time I've seen Honey Boo Boo,semi-sane. She looks almost normal, whats going on? Is she toning it down? Whats going on? Too many questions!!!!
It should be clear, AdN.
She's trying to impress you.
She's trying to impress you A LOT.
*I* think she likes you!
Being from 'The South', at her age she be 'Marryin'Material' - she need a 'hubban'', doncha know. 
Send her an email.
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Insanity, that was exactly the song I sang when I had the squirrel "dance".  Too funny!
 
 


Holy crap are you serious? That's great  LOLLOLLOL

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

DeadThis isn't the specific commercial, but I *DO* have to get this thread back on track. Enjoy.


Wow Pawolf that's the only time I've seen Honey Boo Boo,semi-sane. She looks almost normal, whats going on? Is she toning it down? Whats going on? Too many questions!!!!
It should be clear, AdN.
She's trying to impress you.
She's trying to impress you A LOT.
*I* think she likes you!
Being from 'The South', at her age she be 'Marryin'Material' - she need a 'hubban'', doncha know. 
 


If her mom's any indication of the future Honey Boo Boo, life in the pen without parole would be less punishing than marriage to her.
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And here are some more "goodies" from the redneck/Honey Boo Boo line of entertainment, Honey Boo Boo porn:
 
 
 
A new study finds that people who are chipper & happy live longer. Which is surprising because people who aren't chipper & happy want to kill people who are always chipper & happy. David Letterman
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"Redneck" porn?

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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Insanity, that was exactly the song I sang when I had the squirrel "dance".  Too funny!
 
 


Holy crap are you serious? That's great  LOLLOLLOL


 
Not kidding at all.  In fact, I've referenced that song (along with that clip) a few times here.  It's kind of my "go-to" song-and-dance clip.
 
 
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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

"Redneck" porn?

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YIKES me neither!!!!!!Shocked
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CryHas ANYONE ELSE been raped by the new TLC '2012 Holiday Season Special' commercial, starring our very own favorite child from the inbred trailer park, 'Honey Boo Boo'?
I swear - it leaves you shivering and shaking your head and begging for no more, please thank you very much!
I'm shuddering as I type this, I tell ya.
I CANNOT find the commercial - and you are indeed welcome.
Remember - I saved you first! 
 
I've seen it. TLC is dead to me. I'd go as far as to say I hope they just tgo out of business and stop lowering the intelligence of us all.
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Originally posted by d4everman d4everman wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

CryHas ANYONE ELSE been raped by the new TLC '2012 Holiday Season Special' commercial, starring our very own favorite child from the inbred trailer park, 'Honey Boo Boo'?
I swear - it leaves you shivering and shaking your head and begging for no more, please thank you very much!
I'm shuddering as I type this, I tell ya.
I CANNOT find the commercial - and you are indeed welcome.
Remember - I saved you first! 
 
I've seen it. TLC is dead to me. I'd go as far as to say I hope they just tgo out of business and stop lowering the intelligence of us all.
(WinkGreat to see you back, ol'Friend...you've been a bit of an MIA, there....)
Agreed.
TLC has capatalized on the absurd aspects of life, and, well, it is tiring.
They are fun to make fun of, though.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by d4everman d4everman wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

CryHas ANYONE ELSE been raped by the new TLC '2012 Holiday Season Special' commercial, starring our very own favorite child from the inbred trailer park, 'Honey Boo Boo'?
I swear - it leaves you shivering and shaking your head and begging for no more, please thank you very much!
I'm shuddering as I type this, I tell ya.
I CANNOT find the commercial - and you are indeed welcome.
Remember - I saved you first! 
 
I've seen it. TLC is dead to me. I'd go as far as to say I hope they just tgo out of business and stop lowering the intelligence of us all.
(WinkGreat to see you back, ol'Friend...you've been a bit of an MIA, there....)
Agreed.
TLC has capatalized on the absurd aspects of life, and, well, it is tiring.
They are fun to make fun of, though.
Thanks Pa. Been busy trying to retire from the Army. Getting out is a helluva lot harder than getting in.
 
I just now saw that commercial. I'm really confused, I don't see how Honey Boo Boo could be such a big hit. Who watches this stuff? Are they really that bored?
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I just saw something that cracked me up and got me thinking.
Have you seen the promo for that movie "Pitch Perfect"? When you see it focus on the character of "Fat Amy" and think Honey BooBoo in about ten years.
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^^ Warning: Fat Amy at .50 seconds.
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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

I just saw something that cracked me up and got me thinking.
Have you seen the promo for that movie "Pitch Perfect"? When you see it focus on the character of "Fat Amy" and think Honey BooBoo in about ten years.

I think you're being generous on the ten years. I vote five. Nothing like Go Go juice (Mountain Dew and Red Bull) to help that goal.
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Apparently, The Learning Channel "learned" that people would rather watch reality crap like this.  It's not their fault; it's our fault for teaching them that.  It's our collective fault for having bought into all the reality stuff.  We, the people have spoken.
 
 
It is not us. I am confident that we do not watch this crap. I watched about 10 minutes of toddlers in tiaras. My opinion was WTF. Honey Boo Boo needs to be cancelled NOW!
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Apparently, The Learning Channel "learned" that people would rather watch reality crap like this.  It's not their fault; it's our fault for teaching them that.  It's our collective fault for having bought into all the reality stuff.  We, the people have spoken.
 
 
It is not us. I am confident that we do not watch this crap. I watched about 10 minutes of toddlers in tiaras. My opinion was WTF. Honey Boo Boo needs to be cancelled NOW!
CryTry falling asleep with the idiot box on, then rolling over onto the remote. Happens ALL THE TIME at 'The Den'. *I* have actually be brought back to a 'waking state' (before sliding into a painful coma) while get my ass kicked by MissyDWolf because I not only unconciously changed to TLC and Honey Boo Boo, but I maxed out the volume and woke her up with that crap.
I''m thinking of suing for damages to my bad old damaged self.
 
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Apparently, The Learning Channel "learned" that people would rather watch reality crap like this.  It's not their fault; it's our fault for teaching them that.  It's our collective fault for having bought into all the reality stuff.  We, the people have spoken.
 
 
It is not us. I am confident that we do not watch this crap. I watched about 10 minutes of toddlers in tiaras. My opinion was WTF. Honey Boo Boo needs to be cancelled NOW!
 
That's why I highlighted "we, the people", and used the word "collective".  It may not be any of us in particular, but apparently, enough people like these sorts of reality shows to keep 'em going.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Apparently, The Learning Channel "learned" that people would rather watch reality crap like this.  It's not their fault; it's our fault for teaching them that.  It's our collective fault for having bought into all the reality stuff.  We, the people have spoken.
 
 
It is not us. I am confident that we do not watch this crap. I watched about 10 minutes of toddlers in tiaras. My opinion was WTF. Honey Boo Boo needs to be cancelled NOW!
 
That's why I highlighted "we, the people", and used the word "collective".  It may not be any of us in particular, but apparently, enough people like these sorts of reality shows to keep 'em going.
 
 
 
Interesting point.
Makes one wonder if the TLC channel is pandering to the 'average educational level of the American voter'.
That would be 3rd grade, last time I checked - You, or ol'Mule might have a more current view.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Apparently, The Learning Channel "learned" that people would rather watch reality crap like this.  It's not their fault; it's our fault for teaching them that.  It's our collective fault for having bought into all the reality stuff.  We, the people have spoken.
 
 
It is not us. I am confident that we do not watch this crap. I watched about 10 minutes of toddlers in tiaras. My opinion was WTF. Honey Boo Boo needs to be cancelled NOW!
CryTry falling asleep with the idiot box on, then rolling over onto the remote. Happens ALL THE TIME at 'The Den'. *I* have actually be brought back to a 'waking state' (before sliding into a painful coma) while get my ass kicked by MissyDWolf because I not only unconciously changed to TLC and Honey Boo Boo, but I maxed out the volume and woke her up with that crap.
I''m thinking of suing for damages to my bad old damaged self.
 


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That's why I highlighted "we, the people", and used the word "collective".  It may not be any of us in particular, but apparently, enough people like these sorts of reality shows to keep 'em going.
 
 
Long ago I came up with a theory that somewhere way up in the Himalayan mountains is an order of monks who have TVs allover every wall and every one of those TVs is hooked up to a Neilsen box. Their sole duty in life is to make sure every crappy TV show stays on the air.     
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I often wonder what lil booboo will do when she's old enough to figure out how much money mama was paid and why lil booboo didn't get anything.
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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

I often wonder what lil booboo will do when she's old enough to figure out how much money mama was paid and why lil booboo didn't get anything.
C'mon Cap'n! LOL
If'n you're the same as any of the rest of us, you KNOW her mother will come across with the standard answer,
"...and YOU think I raise children is FREE?! You think YOU were that much of a pleasure?!..."
I think that is what *I* was told when I came of age (somewhere around, oh, say...45). 
I think that is what *I* told our pups, too - probably the same day (possibly the same setting) it was told to me.
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So, when she gets older, she'll eat out of a garbage can, and have 30 minute orgasms?

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