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LilRebelChick 
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Joined: 23 Feb 2010 Location: Houston, Texas Online Status: Offline Posts: 589 |
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 Topic: Yoplait WomenPosted: 05 Jun 2010 at 4:57am |
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What is with that hair do on her? And the Asian girl with blonde hair? Just doesn't work...ever.  |
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repoed2
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I donated Joined: 12 Aug 2009 Location: Houston Online Status: Offline Posts: 33 |
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Posted: 12 Aug 2009 at 7:15am |
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I think it's so stupid how they talk as if they're the only women on earth-yeah, god forbid the world lacks a group of ugly bitches who base their lives around some nasty yogurt...
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"If I catch you Lawanda, you know what I'ma do to you? I'MMA CRACK YO A__ IN HALF! I'MA FU!"
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JasonTKD
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Posted: 17 Jul 2009 at 9:02am |
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The one I hate the most is the one where they talk about things they think are good or bad. I think one of the lines was something where they said being seated at a wedding by a SHORT usher was bad. "Did you SEE that guy?!" and them laughing.
Hooray for discrimination against short guys.
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DolFan 316
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Posted: 26 Jun 2009 at 8:48am |
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And here I was all this time thinking that line went, "And his hair was PURPLE". Seriously, that's what I always heard it as. |
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ihatecommercials
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Posted: 25 Jun 2009 at 5:30am |
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I couldn't agree more! I think Yoplait quite possibly scours the country for the biggest idiot it could find and then gives said idiot a boatload of cash to find out how much he or she can annoy the American tv-watching public! I have never seen a Yoplait commercial that is good.
General Mills should save its money. |
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Irishman
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Posted: 22 Jun 2009 at 7:28am |
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'I saw a werewolf eatin' a pina-colada flavored yogurt at Trader Vic's/ And his hair was PERFECT!'
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sherrah012
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Joined: 27 May 2009 Location: Virginia Online Status: Offline Posts: 66 |
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Posted: 22 Jun 2009 at 1:24am |
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But... wolf spittle contains the rabies virus, no?
Ya sure that's just a cold?
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PaWolf
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Posted: 21 Jun 2009 at 10:26pm |
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In the grcoery store.
When NOBODY is looking.
I then lick the top, reseal it as best I can, and put it back for you to purchase.
 'Scuse me if you find 'spittle'; I gots a bit of a cold, doncha know, cancha tell...
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sherrah012
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Posted: 21 Jun 2009 at 9:14pm |
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I was eating some Yoplait the other day and noticed this, actually.
If you eat the yogurt with a fork, you can get it out of those corners really well. Yeah, I know. Who eats yogurt with a fork?
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emilysings
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 5:10am |
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agree, terrible terrible ads, the short haired one annoys me too
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knowhatithink
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Posted: 01 Sep 2008 at 5:20am |
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I can't remember how long I have hated that short haired bitch.
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BrianO
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Posted: 23 May 2008 at 7:13am |
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"It's 'justifiable homicide' good!"
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verminstew
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Posted: 21 May 2008 at 11:38pm |
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I want to strangle that woman with the dry cleaners measuring tape! |
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PaWolf
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Posted: 10 May 2008 at 7:47pm |
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I like the yogurt...eat it often. I can do without those 'Dikes on Trikes'.
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PaparaziBrandon
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Posted: 10 May 2008 at 5:07pm |
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Is this yogurt stuff even good? has anyone ever tried it? Do they think only women eat yogurt? well I've only seen woment eat yogurt, but still
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Wild Starchild
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Posted: 08 May 2008 at 6:51pm |
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I had to resserect this one once again because these friggin bitches cackling over the place if soooo getting on my nerves. I thought erroneously obviously, that these things would finally spin around the rim and gurggle down the drain where sh*t belongs, BUT instead they seem to be the terd that don't flush!!!!
These things are like feeding the Yoplait bitches rat poison good!!
It's like dragging them behind a wounded water buffalo good!!!
Shoving a stick of Dynomite up their hoohaas without a pregrease then lighting the f**king fuse good!!!
Pushing them in the Lion's Den at the zoo good.
Oh I could go on and on!!!! Will it ever stop??? MOMMY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Ryan Ferneau
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Posted: 05 May 2008 at 4:01am |
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Hooray, another elevator prank!
And doesn't anyone else think it's stupid that the cups are shaped upside-down? |
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PaparaziBrandon
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Posted: 05 May 2008 at 2:12am |
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It's like holding in your gas and letting it all out in an elevator full of people good.
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BrianO
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Posted: 29 Apr 2008 at 10:36pm |
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Yeah...'I'm a man-hating, non-stop PMSing, self-centered, spoiled, immature, Yoplait-sucking nut job...so why can't I find a soul mate?'
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FaithSF
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Posted: 26 Apr 2008 at 7:58am |
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And that's why they're always the bridesmaids and not the brides! |
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You're just jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me--and Yutolia!
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stopit
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Posted: 24 Apr 2008 at 7:49am |
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How can anyone with any sense of logic even compare 8 ounces of strawberry-flavored milk clobber to owning your own private island and feel that they are equal?
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FaithSF
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Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 8:26am |
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It's because the ads are written by men who think that women only think about shoes.
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You're just jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me--and Yutolia!
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BrianO
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Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 9:49pm |
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What is it with these Yoplait chicks and their foot fetish? They always compare the taste of yogurt to 'foot massages', 'shopping for shoes', 'trying on shoes', 'taking off their shoes'...is 'shoe' a yogurt-ad euphemism for 'sexual aid,' or what?
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FaithSF
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Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 6:52pm |
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You should add the stupid one at the dry-cleaners; you know, the "in-out" argument.
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You're just jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me--and Yutolia!
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Ryan Ferneau
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Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 3:54am |
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Isn't Yoplait the one with the stupid upside-down cups that are hard to scrape the inner corners of?
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