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NathanAlexander
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Topic: Yoplait WomenPosted: 16 Apr 2008 at 9:51pm |
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This one may very well stay on top of my list until it goes away. Here we have FOUR women in a beach bungalow, enjoying yoplait yogurt together, and talkin 'bout how good it is. "Ooo, this is Day At The Spa Good" "No, this is Foot Massage Good" The ladies drive their points home by pointing with their spoons. This is like, Shoot Me In The Eye Bad. The last chick caps it off with "A Weekend With No Boys Good." All the girls agree. She is like SOOOO right. One lady in particular gives her this LOOK, like she's going to emit a big homosexual "Heeeeey!" Very sassy. GO on wit yo bad self, girl, yeah! Once again the female is empowered through her choice of the right product. Yay women!
"Yeah girl! Go girl!" |
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NathanAlexander
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 9:52pm |
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msdeli
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 9:52pm |
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Its, like, throw them under a bus good. Hate it.
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NathanAlexander
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 9:53pm |
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It's like please strike me blind and deaf good. |
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Ad nauseous
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 9:58pm |
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It's like shut their mouths with mighty puddy,tie them onto a sled, and let them slide down the rocky hill in the springtime good.
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this cat is more intelligent than most ads film at 11 |
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kat
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Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 8:43pm |
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It's like I Would Rather Watch A Marathon Of Tyra Banks' Talk Show good.
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Like last week I was eating spaghetti, and I just couldn't believe I was actually eating spaghetti ! I was putting it in my MOUTH !
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NathanAlexander
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Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 9:46pm |
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Please. That's just terrifying.
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PaWolf
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Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 11:20pm |
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MissyD recently pointed out how the 'Yoplait Women' are starting to appear to be 'older'... "We're alway bridesmaids, never a Yoplait Bride, damnit!!!"
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Ryan Ferneau
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Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 3:54am |
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Isn't Yoplait the one with the stupid upside-down cups that are hard to scrape the inner corners of?
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FaithSF
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Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 6:52pm |
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You should add the stupid one at the dry-cleaners; you know, the "in-out" argument.
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You're just jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me--and Yutolia!
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BrianO
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Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 9:49pm |
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What is it with these Yoplait chicks and their foot fetish? They always compare the taste of yogurt to 'foot massages', 'shopping for shoes', 'trying on shoes', 'taking off their shoes'...is 'shoe' a yogurt-ad euphemism for 'sexual aid,' or what?
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FaithSF
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Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 8:26am |
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It's because the ads are written by men who think that women only think about shoes.
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You're just jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me--and Yutolia!
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stopit
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Posted: 24 Apr 2008 at 7:49am |
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How can anyone with any sense of logic even compare 8 ounces of strawberry-flavored milk clobber to owning your own private island and feel that they are equal?
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FaithSF
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Posted: 26 Apr 2008 at 7:58am |
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And that's why they're always the bridesmaids and not the brides! |
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You're just jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me--and Yutolia!
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BrianO
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Posted: 29 Apr 2008 at 10:36pm |
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Yeah...'I'm a man-hating, non-stop PMSing, self-centered, spoiled, immature, Yoplait-sucking nut job...so why can't I find a soul mate?'
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PaparaziBrandon
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Posted: 05 May 2008 at 2:12am |
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It's like holding in your gas and letting it all out in an elevator full of people good.
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Ryan Ferneau
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Posted: 05 May 2008 at 4:01am |
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Hooray, another elevator prank!
And doesn't anyone else think it's stupid that the cups are shaped upside-down? |
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Wild Starchild
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Posted: 08 May 2008 at 6:51pm |
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I had to resserect this one once again because these friggin bitches cackling over the place if soooo getting on my nerves. I thought erroneously obviously, that these things would finally spin around the rim and gurggle down the drain where sh*t belongs, BUT instead they seem to be the terd that don't flush!!!!
These things are like feeding the Yoplait bitches rat poison good!!
It's like dragging them behind a wounded water buffalo good!!!
Shoving a stick of Dynomite up their hoohaas without a pregrease then lighting the f**king fuse good!!!
Pushing them in the Lion's Den at the zoo good.
Oh I could go on and on!!!! Will it ever stop??? MOMMY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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PaparaziBrandon
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Posted: 10 May 2008 at 5:07pm |
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Is this yogurt stuff even good? has anyone ever tried it? Do they think only women eat yogurt? well I've only seen woment eat yogurt, but still
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PaWolf
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Posted: 10 May 2008 at 7:47pm |
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I like the yogurt...eat it often. I can do without those 'Dikes on Trikes'.
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verminstew
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Posted: 21 May 2008 at 11:38pm |
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I want to strangle that woman with the dry cleaners measuring tape! |
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BrianO
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Posted: 23 May 2008 at 7:13am |
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"It's 'justifiable homicide' good!"
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knowhatithink
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Posted: 01 Sep 2008 at 5:20am |
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I can't remember how long I have hated that short haired bitch.
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emilysings
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Posted: 07 Oct 2008 at 5:10am |
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agree, terrible terrible ads, the short haired one annoys me too
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sherrah012
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Posted: 21 Jun 2009 at 9:14pm |
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I was eating some Yoplait the other day and noticed this, actually.
If you eat the yogurt with a fork, you can get it out of those corners really well. Yeah, I know. Who eats yogurt with a fork?
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