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PaWolf
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Helping men to progress!
"Understandin' dem wimmins - 101"
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Thor
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Human women may not make the vocal calls (except maybe for that "Wooo-Hooo" thing they do when they bare their breasts at Mardi Gras), but I once read that the reason they wear makeup is to "call forth" the male sexual reaction.
They'll never admit this, though. They always say they're doing it for themselves.
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Given that men are initially attracted by visual cues, it's no surprise women do what they feel will secure that first response. Translating the call outs made by the female primates, scientists were amazed to find that the females were complaining, "I had a Brazilian wax for THIS schlub?!" |
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Love endures all.
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PaWolf
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HEY!
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Thor
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In all seriosity, though...that might be changing, too. My 33 y/o single male neighbor shaves his entire body. "Women like it" is the reason. And the cousin of another neighbor stopped by his house the other day. My neighbor noticed he had shaved his legs and arms. When he asked him why, he said "Women like that toned look".
While we've all done things to look a certain way, this trend seems odd to me. Kinda feminine. Oh, well. Girls liked guys with long hair in the 70's, so...
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Supplement companies like that toned look. Women like whatever they like.
I saw a pretty woman with a guy who had one of those "bearskin rug" backs. Not a rich guy either. |
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Big Momma
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I likes my men HAIRY!!!! and without makeup please! [saw a guy in the mall with more makeup on then me!]
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So...what sort of things do we post in here?
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PaWolf
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You missed post #1. |
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I had back hair by the 10th grade.
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Tiz
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Ever notice(sure ya have)all the guys in commercials have no body hair?
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I had a stress test once and the nurse shaved areas on my chest for the electrodes.
When they were done, it looked like I had Mickey Mouse on my chest. |
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Since males are biologically expendable, it only makes sense that female selectivity reigns supreme. No matter what species it is, you always see the males exhibiting ridiculously stupid and often futile behaviors all to try to get some snatch. But nothing's guaranteed, as often times that male buck who just gave himself brain damage ain't gonna get none unless she wants it anyway.
That's the reason I stopped with all that ritualistic bullcrap years ago. The end result is ya don't get laid anyway, so I just save myself a step and leave all the games to the lemmings. I got better things to do with my time! |
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But doesn't your hand get tired? |
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Big Momma
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OH, BABY BABY!!! WOO WOO!
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The only truly and biologically important orgasm is the male orgasm. It's the only one that's required to propagate the species. It's a major drive. Primal.
But yeah, guys will do anything to get laid. And they'll do anybody. If suddenly, women decided that slicing their noses off was a good look, and that chasing men around with knives was fun to do, and they all started doing it, men would adapt. Hell, maybe if they even demanded that men fight the wars and move the furniture and build the skyscrapers and bring home the bacon, we would. Oh, wait...
But maybe this is why there are so many dumb male commercials. Maybe we really are just that dumb.
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^^^^good one^^^^
why iz grlz in here? |
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was feeling nostalgic
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Big Momma
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Maybe we should have a panty raid on the "BOYZ OUT" thread.
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You know that by saying no girlz allowed, all the girlz are going to want in, right?
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Thor
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That's 'cause they find us so damned interesting. Or they think we might be talking about them. Take your pick.
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