Bad Charter Digital Cable Ads

You would think because the cable comany takes so goddamn much of my money,
that they would be able to pay for better commercials.
This first commercial is like a political ad against digital satellite systems,
and features different bad actors
pretending to be satellite customers
ranting about all the extra charges.

The capstone in this monument to bad advertising
is four people talking at the same time saying
"Nickel and dime, nickel and dime, nickel and dime."
These four people are not even remotely almost in unison.




Charter adds insult to irritation with a second ad
featuring an 11 year old boy talking about
how great it is to have the Charter Pipeline cable modem.
It's in his bedroom.
Which means there's a planet full of pedophiles
waiting to buddy chat with his young Filipino ass.
Forgetting the irresponsibility of the whole thing,
what stands out the most about this ad
is that it's completely out of sync! Every time!
I pay 45 dollars a month for basic cable and this is the best they can pay for?