K-Mart - "Bluelight Always"

Hi, let's copy Wal-Mart down to the last detail.
As if every man woman and child in America
hasn't seen the Wal-Mart ads 50 times each:
Wal-Mart ads go like this.
We see a big sign with a price on it.
Then a smiley face bounces around and lowers the price.
The commercial ends with "Wal-Mart. Always."

Suddenly K-Mart has this commercial:
We see a big sign with a price on it.
Then little blue lights hop around and lower the price.
(with epileptic seizure-inducing flashes)
The commercial ends with "Blue light Always."
If K-Mart wants to be more like Wal-Mart here's what they can do:

Clean the place.

Lower prices.

Keep everything in the same place, week after week.

Label everything with a price.

Don't allow families larger than 8 to shop all at once.

Hire a really old guy to say hello to you when you walk in.

Incorporate Customer Service into the Customer Service counter.

Re-instate English as the primary language.

Put up big signs that tell you where things are.

Take the retarded people away from the cash registers and have them gather shopping carts from the parking lot.

Have Charmin Ultra in stock.

Fabric section.

Make the check-out aisles WIDER than a shopping cart.

Lose the con-job "claw" machines with the stuffed animals.

Put a big fat McDonald's inside.

Then maybe they'll have an excuse to run what is basically a Wal-Mart ad for K-Mart.