Axe sweaty armpit commercial |
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dp7
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Posted: 18 Oct 2011 at 4:15am |
Sorry, no video. This ad shows various young men fawning over women, as their shirts are either completely drenched under their armpits, or you see the shirts slowly get wet as they salivate over the women. The voiceover says that the sweaty armpits come from nervousness, fear, etc., and (yes I quote them directly) "It also causes men to lose women." Of course, they show some girl walking away from a man as she realizes his shirt's lower-arms are soaked.
What's really sad is that the men who usually have this problem somehow magically *never* realize that their shirts are soaked. So, I always see them going on their merry way with drenched underarms on their shirt and they are oblivious and have no moisture sensory capability. They aren't looking for a way to be dry again via Axe products. They try to find a way to purposefully lift their arms to everyone, exposing the wet underarms without any sense of it being embarassing. |
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bonesquat
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The axe commercials always are worth of a channel change. I rarely do that with commercials but the axe ones always go overboard and go too far with the sex stuff. I guess you can really score if you buy axe...Right...
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Donathan
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If you notice, the guy at the end who gets the girl because he is not sweating under his armpits has on one of the tackiest shirts I have ever seen in a commercial. it looked dirty and dinghy. He looked like a fucing bum! And she wants him? Please. |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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purrpickle
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What is it? Premature sweating or something? They're alluding to premature ejaculation, and do it quite obviously as the guys simulate the act of. Axe, really? Honestly, I can't say I'm surprised.
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Christine
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Any woman with half a brain knows that Axe smells like desperation. Only a true loser would take these commercials seriously.
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