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    Posted: 01 Aug 2011 at 11:52pm
I have no vid, but this one has Firemen talking like kids...

these commercials have to stop!
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Been watching for the vid for a while, now...just for the same reason as you, MrC
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If we start spreading the rumor that eating Subway sandwiches make you talk funny.....maybe...
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Utterly stupid, the weird thing is when they do the radio ad for this commercial the voices are normal. WTF!?
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Sooo annoying.  The long version of the ad where they do best out of three is annoying because each time they kind of stare at each other and give each other a look (which is not how real people do rock paper scissors), which is their obvious attempt to make it seem like there was enough time for the dude to finish the entire foot long sandwich while they're playing one game of rock paper scissors.  Then there's a short version where they just do it once, pan back to the guy and he's already done with his sandwich.  I hate all of these commercials - the adults talking like kids doesn't even make sense!  Can anyone find a connection between Subway sandwiches and talking like kids? 
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Originally posted by belc0011 belc0011 wrote:

   Can anyone find a connection between Subway sandwiches and talking like kids? 
 
Maybe that Subway is being patronizing towards their customers...?  ("You're all just a bunch of children!  Now shut up and buy our Subway subs.")
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I'm so sick of commercials with people talking with their mouths full.  It's freaking disgusting even if it's a smug 10 year old brat's voice over.


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Subhole had a commercial not that long ago with adults in an office setting talking with children's voices too; I thought "WTF do adults talking like children have to do with sub sandwiches any phucking way?" as well.
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If I was that firefighter I wouldn't have them "rock, paper, scissors" for it......

...."NO you're not getting my sandwich because it's MY FOOD!!!! GET YOUR OWN!!!"....

I hate these latest food advertisements where people think they are entitled to just steal/have other people's food.......go buy your own damn sandwich....
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Subway sandwiches are freaking good, but these commercials make me want to punch small children. 
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Not only do they bring back the f*cking annoying kiddie voices, this commercial is another one that promotes stealing someone's food as amusing.   If that high-voiced little pr*ck tried to steal my sandwich, he'd be screaming in that same voice as he pulled back a bloody stump. 

  
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"One, two, three shoot! One, two, three shoot!" Yes shoot the imbeciles who think this will entertain us and make us want their mutation of subs.
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None of the kids I grew up with ever even played 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'...but where did this '1, 2, 3, SHOOT!' crap come from?
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Originally posted by Obie Obie wrote:

None of the kids I grew up with ever even played 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'...but where did this '1, 2, 3, SHOOT!' crap come from?
 
It looks like a version of "duke".  But from what I remember, at the count of three, you either shot one finger or two.
 
Wow.  I can't remember how exactly it was played.  Anyone?
 
 
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Originally posted by Bozoshow Bozoshow wrote:

"One, two, three shoot! One, two, three shoot!" Yes shoot the imbeciles who think this will entertain us and make us want their mutation of subs.



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It's an actual game? I thought they were just going, "Shoot, I picked the wrong one!"
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Originally posted by purrpickle purrpickle wrote:

It's an actual game? I thought they were just going, "Shoot, I picked the wrong one!"
Ok , Here's one I can handle....... Paper covers rock, Win    Scissors cut paper, Win   Rock breaks scissors, Win.......  did I miss anything ?
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You know, if there was an option where 'paper' was held off the ground, and a rock could be dropped through it...a far more realistic scenario...paper would never win!LOL
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"Rock - scissors - paper" is sooo lame. 
Playing "The Three Stooges" is a lot more fun: 
"rock" = fist (bonk'em on the head),  "paper" = open handed palm (slap'em in the face), and "scissors" = two-finger eye poke (you aren't actually supposed to do this)
First person to successfully do all three (at least once) to his opponent wins (but it only counts if you also do matching Stooges' sound effects/dialogue at the same time....)
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I've always played rock, scissors, cloth, but that's besides the point, since rock apparently beats everything anyhow.
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The commercial is a blatant ripoff of those Kid History videos on YouTube. KH does it better. FACT!
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I really hate this commercial, and pretty much any commercial that implies the business's customers are idiots!  Or is saying firemen are idiots?  or thieves?  Not sure what it's saying.
This reminds me a bit of Quizno's old commercials with the rats (or whatever they were).  Like I want to eat someplace where rats promote their foot. 
Subway should wake up - their commercial is insulting!
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Originally posted by D-dog D-dog wrote:

I really hate this commercial, and pretty much any commercial that implies the business's customers are idiots!  Or is saying firemen are idiots?  or thieves?  Not sure what it's saying.
This reminds me a bit of Quizno's old commercials with the rats (or whatever they were).  Like I want to eat someplace where rats promote their foot.
 
I remember the old Quisno's adverts that used those rat-like creatures...I too have the same sentiment as you: why would I eat someplace where their food is promoted by smelly, disease-ridden vermin?!? AngryDeadAngry
 
Originally posted by D-dog D-dog wrote:

Subway should wake up - their commercial is insulting!
 
Or to put it another way I've heard: Subway needs to wake up & smell the urine. ShockedDeadAngryDeadShocked
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And why does the female worker who's sitting on the bench have an totally pissed off SCOWL on her face? She didn't have her sandwich stolen. I guess she's just a bitter bitch, so how does that make the commercial appealing?
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MissyDWolf doesn't like this commercial because of the avacado. She hates avacado - thinks it is 'plant puke'.
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